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At 7/23/09 11:48 PM, LTmatt wrote: fuck your bitch ass job i fly internationally with condoms full og coke in my self and shit them out bitch thats like way more hardcore thena dealing faggot

yeah but shove a condom up your ass its just gay and drug dealers make the money you just shove rubber up your ass

I'm a lifeguard at a local pool. It's a pretty good job. I'm making $8 an hour at 17 years old for sitting in a chair for a few hours.

But I do do a lot of janitorial work, like clean the bathrooms, trash picks, etc., and deal with the retarded patrons.

umm...im goin to high school!!! dont worry dude, ill be a janitor too some day...lol

Meh, my job is alright, sorting out freight lists, making sure customers are happy, get excellent insurance, all for making $17.50 an hour.

Oh, it also involves these:

At 7/23/09 11:50 PM, FatJoe214 wrote: yeah but shove a condom up your ass its just gay and drug dealers make the money you just shove rubber up your ass

fuck punctuation im mexican i dont need to learn your laguage

I'm a janitor as well, but I work at a grocery store.

Even a garbage truck collector makes more money than you.
Grats on your fail job.

I have a job as a finance spendings for Carlson incorparated. my jobs really hard and the pay ain't worth it, but when I look at Newgrounds, I guess I can't say my job really sucks. So thank you guys, for making me feel like a dick! :P

At 7/24/09 12:03 AM, Zombie-Toaster wrote: Even a garbage truck collector makes more money than you.
Grats on your fail job.

Garbage collectors work fucking hard. They wake up early every day and in all sorts of weather, working with shit you won't even keep in your house.

Luxury-Yacht, there's 4 blokes from Yorkshire here for ya.

Immigrants have taken my job.

I'm on Newgrounds cause I don't have a life!

At 7/23/09 09:29 PM, Luxury-Yacht wrote: stuff

So you're saying that touching other people's germs is more exciting than flipping freshly baked, nice smelling meat on a daily basis? Not that I tried either of the jobs, but that opinion of yours there, just sounded a little too irrational.

i was a janitor in a hospitals operating room.. i win

Maybe I've been watching too much TV (Ned's Declassified for this one) but being a janitor sounds like a fun job.

Im 17. I work in a sports bar with the hottest waitresses around. Im the bartender.

I am here to tell you just how pitiful your jobs are.

Do you know what I do?

I'm a janitor. At a public New York State high school. Where I graduated from.

How DULL.

I think you're just trying to hype yourself into thinking that your job isn't just as pitiful as other people's jobs. A job is just that - a job. And besides, it doesn't take a total badass to work as a janitor, it just takes someone who can't find another job. :)

With the whole dull thing, again, I think you're trying to hype yourself into thinking your job isn't as pitiful as other jobs. I can't think of one reason that I would trade my job for cleaning gum off of the bottom of desks. :)

At 7/23/09 09:29 PM, Luxury-Yacht wrote:

I'm a janitor.

So is my father, and i help him with his job because he is poorly, i enjoy it.. but only because they have a piano in the Hall.

At 7/23/09 09:29 PM, Luxury-Yacht wrote: Here's some examples of stuff I gotten to do:

Fixed ;)

I used to like my summer counseling job, but the kids just seem to get dumber and louder every year. But I loooove my job at the local radio station. Whenever I work, I always get to play my favorite music. :D