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Yeah, my doctor is fucking stupid and never prescribes anything. He doesn't believe in medicine.. Why the fuck is he a doctor? He automatically assumes I have some deadly disease that will kill me within the hour and over reacts and charges my dad hundreds of dollars for unnecessary treatments, especially bloodworks every fucking time I go there. The next day he calls me back "We found something in your blood, come back, blah blah blah" I ask him what he found and he says "You'll find out when you get here." Hes a dick.

perhaps you should invest in a coffin

At 7/27/09 11:09 AM, Lamar537 wrote: Yeah, my doctor is fucking stupid and never prescribes anything. He doesn't believe in medicine.. Why the fuck is he a doctor? He automatically assumes I have some deadly disease that will kill me within the hour and over reacts and charges my dad hundreds of dollars for unnecessary treatments, especially bloodworks every fucking time I go there. The next day he calls me back "We found something in your blood, come back, blah blah blah" I ask him what he found and he says "You'll find out when you get here." Hes a dick.

yeah i hate how they wont tell you results over the phone, or atleast a "youre ok, come in for details" but i guess theyre worried about privacy. and yeah, doctors like their money, so they make many appointments, doctors used to make house calls for poor people, and work for soup and bread, not, getting to a doctor is like getting into a nightclub

[ Maybe I should go to french canada..... ]

Don't be worried. They haven't told you that you have a disease yet.

Don't worry doo dooh duh dooo be happy!

Calm down, they just found out that your blood is made from cream cheese.

Count your calories bro.

yeah the diagnostics came back alright, i have slightly high cholesterol but not enough to worry about they said, white cel count is normal, the only test that isnt done is th HIV test, because it takes longer, but all the other std tests came back negative and like i say white cel count is ok, so i doubt i have aids, ive had the same girlfriend for almost 3 years now.

they dont know what it is, but they gave me a prescription for acid reflex shit, because ive also had some stomach issues, and they say because the stomach and chest are in such proximity that sometimes it can feel like chest constriction...but my oxygen levels are 97-98% saturation, so, perfect, my peak flow was like 650, thats normal, so they think it could be acid reflex,or a viral infection still, or a combination of both, ill be ok i guess, i have no obvious lung problems and im getting oxygen, so its more of a worry/pain in the ass issue, ill be ok im sure

Yay, you are okay...For now. Why did they say that the HIV test takes longer? That isn't right. It can take as little as 10 minutes. Those slow bastards. Usually it takes a few days, just saying that it CAN be really quick depending on where you go.

Well, so long as it's not leukaemia, or some disease that's only found in the jungle somewhere, you'll probably be fine.

Other things that may or may not warrant worry: global warming, recession, North Korea, Krakatoa, the supervolcano under Yellowstone, Wyoming, the possible 2012 comet impact, swine flu, terrorists... this could go on.

Well maybe they had a problem with the test and need more blood. Or it could be they want further testing. I'm not gana pull out the std or cancer card. But good luck.

At 7/27/09 02:59 PM, morlockcleric wrote: Well maybe they had a problem with the test and need more blood. Or it could be they want further testing. I'm not gana pull out the std or cancer card. But good luck.

thanks, yeah i dont think its an std, umm, cancer, i think it would have showed up in xrays, hopefully not, they dont think so

im just not gonna think about it and you know, live my life. Im gong swimming later, i dont know if thats a good idea or not but we ll see