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If You Were A Bug 2009-07-23 12:47:09 Reply

Or an insect, an arthropod of some nature most disturbing and vile.

Where would you hide? That is to say.

If you were to POP THE FUCK OUT AND SCARE SOME BODY.

Where would you stage your ambush?

I would probably hide in the cereal.

AHHHHH

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Response to If You Were A Bug 2009-07-23 12:53:29 Reply

I'd wait for someone to pee, and then fly through their fly.


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Response to If You Were A Bug 2009-07-23 12:58:43 Reply

I'd hide in the shower and as soon as they're done with the shower I'll jump in their hair.


Shut up already.

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Response to If You Were A Bug 2009-07-23 13:00:17 Reply

I would defintely be hiding in there bed, so when they go to sleep i can crawl around on their face.


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Response to If You Were A Bug 2009-07-23 13:07:36 Reply

be a spider and hide right on their wall, or in the cereal.

I will never eat honeycombs again.


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Response to If You Were A Bug 2009-07-23 13:08:54 Reply

At 7/23/09 01:07 PM, tweekee wrote: be a spider and hide right on their wall, or in the cereal.

I will never eat honeycombs again.

AAW you have been a victim of bug-on-boy crime?

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Response to If You Were A Bug 2009-07-23 13:10:38 Reply

I'd be one of the weird creatures on the show Monsters Inside Me.

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Response to If You Were A Bug 2009-07-23 13:13:44 Reply

I would hide in their pubic hair, then when they tried to masturbate, I would bite their hand.


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Response to If You Were A Bug 2009-07-23 13:19:14 Reply

nostrils


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Response to If You Were A Bug 2009-07-23 13:21:37 Reply

I would hide in peoples nightmares.


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Response to If You Were A Bug 2009-07-23 13:27:42 Reply

At 7/23/09 01:21 PM, NeverHundred wrote: I would hide in peoples nightmares.

Don't scare me, man.

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Response to If You Were A Bug 2009-07-23 13:29:01 Reply

id hide in a womans vagina so when a guy puts his dick close i jump ot scaring him off ensuring that she will always be a virgin


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Response to If You Were A Bug 2009-07-23 13:31:07 Reply

At 7/23/09 01:29 PM, FatJoe214 wrote: id hide in a womans vagina so when a guy puts his dick close i jump ot scaring him off ensuring that she will always be a virgin

Greatest idea I've seen in a while...

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Response to If You Were A Bug 2009-07-23 13:32:06 Reply

I would try to climb onto someone's face and it will be someone who is extremely phobic against bugs so that should really give them a scare!


Just chillin' like always.

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Response to If You Were A Bug 2009-07-23 13:36:03 Reply

I would recruit other bugs to climb on one another and form a fake human being. Then I would go around CONSUMING EVERYONE! MWHAHAHA!

I'd wait until we're in bed together though, then SURPRISE! It'll be worse than the 9-month later surprise.

Vehemently,

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Response to If You Were A Bug 2009-07-23 19:16:54 Reply

id crawl in through the persons ear while they were asleep, then make my way to the brain where I would then control the persons body. I would then become leader of a powerful country and then rule the world. Then, just randomly, I would fly out and the person who I made ruler of everything would be like "WTF IS GOING ON" and I'd be like "LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL".


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Response to If You Were A Bug 2009-07-23 19:19:21 Reply

I would breed inside a infants body, and when they have their first kiss in their teens.....
FUCKING BAM!
Me and my spawn will rip out of their fucking CHEST and consume their lover!


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Response to If You Were A Bug 2009-07-23 19:21:56 Reply

A toothpaste tube.


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Response to If You Were A Bug 2009-07-23 19:23:33 Reply

I would hide in a pregnant womens babys mouth and when she gave birth I would come crawing out and mind fuck her :)


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Response to If You Were A Bug 2009-07-23 19:36:22 Reply

At 7/23/09 07:19 PM, RocketBean wrote: I would breed inside a infants body, and when they have their first kiss in their teens.....
FUCKING BAM!
Me and my spawn will rip out of their fucking CHEST and consume their lover!

That's actually pretty good. Maybe wait till they have sex and pour out the penis/vagina.


This looks froody.

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Response to If You Were A Bug 2009-07-23 19:38:30 Reply

At 7/23/09 07:36 PM, XIII13 wrote: That's actually pretty good. Maybe wait till they have sex and pour out the penis/vagina.

Lulz, now we must start the "insect infestation" collab.


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Response to If You Were A Bug 2009-07-23 19:43:59 Reply

Oh thats an easy one, I would hide in people bedsheets. When they are most at ease. Then just crawl over them and freak them out, and umm...yeah that will freak them out. Hopefully...or kill me...oh well.

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Response to If You Were A Bug 2009-07-23 19:48:47 Reply

I'd hide in the change jar and then when someone goes to sleep I'd come out and bite their dick.


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Response to If You Were A Bug 2009-07-23 19:56:05 Reply

I would become the hand of destruction.

cause no one suspects the Butterfly!

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Response to If You Were A Bug 2009-07-23 19:58:02 Reply

I would hide in their clothes...and then climb up onto their face!

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Response to If You Were A Bug 2009-07-23 20:08:17 Reply

Pupils.


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Response to If You Were A Bug 2009-07-23 20:23:04 Reply

In the basement.


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Response to If You Were A Bug 2009-07-23 20:27:58 Reply

I'd hide in their cookies, disguised as a chocolate chip.


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Response to If You Were A Bug 2009-07-23 20:28:53 Reply

On the ceiling.

Until night.

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Response to If You Were A Bug 2009-07-23 20:30:10 Reply

I'd go into a pregnant woman's vagina, kill her fetus, and hide in it's mouth.

She'd give birth to a bug.

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