What If You Could Eat Newgrounds?

[blazedhedghg743]

What if you actually consume Newgrounds.com, if it were physical? If so, how do you think Newgrounds.com would taste like? Sweet, salty, sour, acidic, basic, disgusting, rancid? And if you could havea side dish with it, what would it be? I'd have some Fulp Cream and a second side dish of Onion Fried Fulp.

[Saddamsphasiden]

It would taste like a cock

[Najjo-Rulez]

At 7/22/09 10:59 PM, Saddamsphasiden wrote: It would taste like a cock

This ^^

[NGawesome]

At 7/22/09 10:59 PM, Saddamsphasiden wrote: It would taste like nasty shit

fix'd

[Porkchop]

I'd get diarrhea

[Bukowskie]

Whats up with you and incorporating NG into the real world? Cmon, NG island? TomFulp showing up at your door? And now this?

[WillInABox]

It would taste like Rancid 13 year olds, masturbating, with a side dish of a patato

[TOEZ]

Oh, lordy.

Uh, if you could eat Newgrounds, then you must weigh more than a ton. Tonnes, at least.

See, if I'd eat Newgrounds, I would have problems. Oh, and rancid.

[TheWingMan]

i think it would taste like a carls junior portobelo mushroom 6$ burger

[Shakyjake]

This has got to be by far the strangest thread title I've seen this year.

[JKMonkey]

it wouls taste like semen, oranges, and root beer

mmmm, sounds appetizing

[zoke]

It would taste like dicks and shame. And I'd shit tanks for weeks.

[TitaniumMan]

Hmm let's see......

It would taste like dried sperm, penises, underage users, testicles, pubes, horny 13 year olds, sex, shit, hentai, porn, spam, trolls, and nerds.

[Armissea]

It would taste kind of minty I would say

[Sekhem]

High fructose corn syrup and/or sugar, water, caramel color, natural and artificial flavors, phosphoric acid, caffeine, sodium benzoate(preservative), dimethyl polysiloxane.

[stimcrab]

It would taste like a [cock joke].

[Sensationalism]

It'd taste like semen for sure.

[simsam114]

It would taste like shit. Because a larger percentage of submissions on Newgrounds is really shit.

[Toukeman]

*Nom Nom Nom*
Yummmm chocolate and vanilla. And, and, is that.....Strawberries?

[15DAVE15]

At 7/22/09 11:00 PM, Bukowskie wrote: Cmon, NG island?

Oh l remember that, thaty was a fucking ripper...

[Deadchick]

It would smell and taste foul, also fattening. It will probably you straight to my ass, so no thanks. I don't wanna eat newgrounds.

[15DAVE15]

At 7/22/09 11:20 PM, Ultor wrote: It would taste kind of minty I would say

Would you like a side dish with that minty???

[saqwert]

I bet it would taste like sweaty garbage covered in horse semen.

[Mecha-Bear]

It would taste acidic, disgusting, and rancid at the same time. With a hint of cock in it.

After I ate it, I probably puke up my intestins slowly, over the course of 24 hours until I finally died.

[Goldfire64]

The better question is why would you want to?

[RocketBean]

It would taste like fail and aids.

[omega88x]

Itis Now.

The cereal that has everything by everyone

[Obsessed117]

I think eating newgrounds would be like eating a king crab. Some parts are deliciously tasty. Like the good artwork, games, and movies. But they are very hard to get to because of the outer shell of random flash that you don't care about. But if you aren't careful you can eat a poisonous "bad" part of the crab and fall sick. Those poisonous parts would be the shit flashes and the bbs.

[RocketBean]

At 7/23/09 01:25 AM, omega88x wrote: Itis Now.

The cereal that has everything by everyone

Great MS paint skills. Won't you co-author my next flash submission?

[6r0undZ3r0]

I'd probably vomit.