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Response to Epic Thread Formula 2009-07-22 17:27:44 Reply

I think he's done it!!

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Response to Epic Thread Formula 2009-07-22 17:34:18 Reply

Yes. I believe we have solved the internet.


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Response to Epic Thread Formula 2009-07-22 18:38:27 Reply

To improve on this formula even more I have added laws to it:
1. If the post is serious, Lulz = 1
2. Lulz is the amount of Lulz worthy statements (average user favorites)
3. Rage is plus or minus depending on if Lulz is present (If lulz is present rage is positive)
4. Sexual content also accounts for innuendos
5.Powerful title is either .5 or 1 depending on if it is a easily followed title
6. If epicness is undefined, a negative number, or zero, than the thread is truly not epic

Now if you graph the equation, you can see the life time of the thread. This accounts for its potential epicness, its highest level of epicness, and the length of its popularity.

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Response to Epic Thread Formula 2009-07-22 18:48:28 Reply

Gentlemen....
The internet has been won. Congratulations!


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Response to Epic Thread Formula 2009-07-22 18:53:43 Reply

At 7/22/09 04:32 PM, RocketBean wrote: Here is the formula:

You sir, are a genius!

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Response to Epic Thread Formula 2009-07-22 18:54:27 Reply

I like this.

Good work, everyone.

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Response to Epic Thread Formula 2009-07-22 18:58:27 Reply

I will be sure to credit all the contributors to this formula at the Nobel Prize ceremony.


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Response to Epic Thread Formula 2009-07-22 18:59:06 Reply

At 7/22/09 04:33 PM, Gooch wrote: Although, I have no idea what plaster has to do with an epic thread.

Posting while plastered is the simplified formula for epic threads. Remember?

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Response to Epic Thread Formula 2009-07-22 19:01:30 Reply

Have you found inaccuracies in the Plaster formula? Please, do tell.


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Response to Epic Thread Formula 2009-07-22 20:04:15 Reply

Now do we need to calculate the probability of us getting an award?


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Response to Epic Thread Formula 2009-07-22 20:08:05 Reply

At 7/22/09 04:33 PM, Gooch wrote: Although, I have no idea what plaster has to do with an epic thread.

Suffication with plaster would lulz.


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Response to Epic Thread Formula 2009-07-22 20:08:57 Reply

At 7/22/09 08:04 PM, RocketBean wrote: Now do we need to calculate the probability of us getting an award?

That's easy:

0.

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Response to Epic Thread Formula 2009-07-22 20:09:22 Reply

And Lulz would help the thread itself. Good job Bloodbath!


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Response to Epic Thread Formula 2009-07-22 20:13:49 Reply

"My Sister's Ass" is still my favourite thread of all time.

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Response to Epic Thread Formula 2009-07-23 16:36:35 Reply

At 7/22/09 08:13 PM, BlueSpurt wrote: "My Sister's Ass" is still my favourite thread of all time.

I couldn't agree more ;D
The UIP and I are still working on improving this formula to generate even more accurate results. If you click my signature, you can receive the newest updates to the Plaster Formula.


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Response to Epic Thread Formula 2009-07-23 16:46:50 Reply

At 7/22/09 04:34 PM, Jawdyn wrote: I was able to spell Plate with the given letters

you fail at spelling.


The redesign happened, now my signature doesn't match anymore.

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Response to Epic Thread Formula 2009-07-23 16:52:09 Reply

The OP speaks massive amounts of truth. Great job!


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Response to Epic Thread Formula 2009-07-23 17:02:33 Reply

Hmmm... if you could even calculate epicness of threads, this formula /could/ be used, but it has got a few flaws.
If either P, E, R or L is 0, there is no possible outcome, because either multiplying with/dividing by 0 is impossible ^^

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Response to Epic Thread Formula 2009-07-23 17:02:57 Reply

At 7/23/09 04:52 PM, manonthemoon516 wrote: The OP speaks massive amounts of truth. Great job!

Couldn't have done it with out Newgrounds as my inspiration ;)
Any Internet Professors willing to give this formula a spin?


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Response to Epic Thread Formula 2009-07-23 19:18:00 Reply

At 7/23/09 05:02 PM, IntoxicatedImp wrote: Hmmm... if you could even calculate epicness of threads, this formula /could/ be used, but it has got a few flaws.
If either P, E, R or L is 0, there is no possible outcome, because either multiplying with/dividing by 0 is impossible ^^

There are laws that regulate those variables to avoid that problem, but R is still being a problem child.


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