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If you had the power to create your own disease what would it be?

Give it a name and give it some symptoms so we'll know what it does!

And also tell what kind of a disease it is. A flu or plague.

At 7/22/09 12:39 PM, VinnyXY wrote: If you had the power to create your own disease what would it be?

Give it a name and give it some symptoms so we'll know what it does!

And also tell what kind of a disease it is. A flu or plague.

Swear I played a flash game like this on Kon-... oops.

Lulz @ advert.

The BBS:

Type,Plague
Symptoms,addiction to insanitable degrees,shitty threads,unfunny memes,posting gf/bf problems.

also GAY MODS!

I would call it fasdgsdfghsdf.
It would do stuff.

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AIDS

you get it during secks

Ok then. Hafriomitis. It's a disease wich causes you to lose body parts at an alarming rate. Just falling off day by day. Until there's nothing left of you.

At 7/22/09 12:43 PM, slingshot14 wrote: Ok then. Hafriomitis. It's a disease wich causes you to lose body parts at an alarming rate. Just falling off day by day. Until there's nothing left of you.

Now that is a scary symptom! I like that!

My disease...
Secksolotia
An airborn disease, contactable when protein is insufficient in the diet.

Only known cure... Buttsecks.

Let's see the religious right handle this outbreak.

At 7/22/09 12:43 PM, Spade422 wrote: AIDS

you get it during secks

Pretty sure that's not new.

At 7/22/09 12:48 PM, Strength wrote:

At 7/22/09 12:43 PM, Spade422 wrote: AIDS

you get it during secks

Pretty sure that's not new.

i find it funny how you're pretty sure and not sure

At 7/22/09 12:47 PM, BillyShakes wrote: My disease...
Secksolotia
An airborn disease, contactable when protein is insufficient in the diet.

Only known cure... Buttsecks.

Let's see the religious right handle this outbreak.

Dammit! I forgot to ask how your disease can be cured and whether it was gonna be airborne or waterborne! Damn!

At 7/22/09 12:51 PM, HecticCircleCrap wrote:

An airborn disease, contactable when protein is insufficient in the diet

While eating a burger. Insufficient protein? Duh! Let's have PETA and the religious get pissed off.

I'm not completely insensitive to PETA. Imagine the the Bus Ads.

"BJ's: The prevention by Peta"
"Its 5 o'clock, have you taken your medicine today?...Peta cares"

Here's another one for ya. Its called Giantdickiotis. You only get it if you have a penis that is under 3 1/2 inches. It's a disease where your insides (organs, body fat, muscles) get sucked into your penis, resulting in an astoundingly large penis. Eventually you will die, however you will die with a big penis. Now if you want to stop from dying it's as simple as cutting your penis off. So really it's up to you. Die with a big dick, or live with a tiny dick?

A disease called Cashitus. N1H1Influenza cash to be specific.

It makes all the hairs that fall off your head turn into solid gold, jewels, or other valuble minerals.

It would be transmitted by eating dog crap and the flies surrounding it.

At 7/22/09 12:58 PM, HecticCircleCrap wrote: Well, then. Excuse me for the double post.
Parapneumonicaherpescoliosisyphillisitis is an airbone disease, and it's only known cure is another really long name, Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin. Although not as long, it's a well known medicine.

No I meant asking that on the thread.

Daft one

Shoopawhoop virse,

lips turn bright red and you have rapided vomiting, plus the vomiit is blue,

The cure: FIRING MA LAZER!!!

I would name it AIDS and it would... oh wait...

Transexualistis. It turns you into a woman (or a man)

Newgrounditis.
SYMPTOMS: dumbassery, stupidity, cock jokes, unoriginality
TRANSMITTED BY: secks, buttsecks, rape, buttrape, internets, BBS
TYPE: plague. We are fucking doomed.

Evisceration Plague

Nuff Said

At 7/22/09 12:43 PM, slingshot14 wrote: Ok then. Hafriomitis. It's a disease wich causes you to lose body parts at an alarming rate. Just falling off day by day. Until there's nothing left of you.

Like lepersea?

Bacon disease. You start smelling like bacon and your skin resembles bacon. and you taste like bacon.

At 7/22/09 12:42 PM, RobbyPaulLul wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/44 8950

THAT! That's the flash I was talkin about lol

At 7/22/09 01:16 PM, lawlmaster wrote: Bacon disease. You start smelling like bacon and your skin resembles bacon. and you taste like bacon.

Lol! You have very good creativity!

Leperpes.

Type: STD

All of the fun of leprosy with added herpes! Show your friends your ravaged junk! Great for parties and dull conversations!

inb4religion

Necrotizing Fasciitaids : Enjoy flesh eating bacteria and a destroyed immune system to the boot. ON YOUR GENITALIA.

At 7/22/09 01:48 PM, RandomExploit wrote:

inb4religion

Necrotizing Fasciitaids : Enjoy flesh eating bacteria and a destroyed immune system to the boot. ON YOUR GENITALIA.

Now that's one deadly symptom!

At 7/22/09 12:42 PM, RobbyPaulLul wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/44 8950

^^ i love that game, what it really needs are medals

then it would be great

Annahilosis- infection of the urethra causing the infected to urinate blood.

Name: Infractusphallusitis
Type: Virus
Early Symptoms: Pain originating from the testicles, decreased sexual drive, bloody ejaculations.
Methods of infection: Contact with head of penis from an object or being carrying the virus.
Effect: Penis will eventually snap in half and release a torrent of blood and infected semen.