Ear wax block

[Jawdyn]

I was cleaning my ears this morning and wtf, my ear wax has went to the back of my ear and its reduced my eharing. It feels like I have a hand cupped over my ear, and i dont know what to do!

I dont want to try and get it out incase it goes any deeper.

Should I wait and see if it goes away or should I just go to the doctors?

[platypuspwn]

Onward! To the docters!!

[SomaGuye]

Use a vacuum. Or a turkey baster. Something that's good at sucking.

LIKE YOUR MOTHER

[LBRocker]

Well I'm actually a doctor, and I think it's safe to say you have a case of "Retarditis". I think you should get that checked out by a labotomist, they might be able to get rid of that big pulsating tumor in your skull. You won't be needing that.

[SickDeathFiend]

happend to me a week ago. just go to walmart and pick up something like the murine ear wax system or something similar. should have the squeezy ball that squirts the solution in the ear and will dissolve and wash out the wax. a lot cheaper than the doc.

[Jawdyn]

At 7/22/09 08:30 AM, SickDeathFiend wrote: happend to me a week ago. just go to walmart and pick up something like the murine ear wax system or something similar. should have the squeezy ball that squirts the solution in the ear and will dissolve and wash out the wax. a lot cheaper than the doc.

Alright man, i'll do that.

Thanks.

[misterchees0]

Cheap. Effective. Makes you feel good.

link.

'Nuff said.

[Chazz]

Dude, total sympathy, my ear's been like that for nearly 4 weeks, for the first 4 days it was a total nuisance, but you'll get used to it, get some ear drops, DON'T go to the doctors, I went after a week, all they said was. "Persist with the ear drops."

All they can do is seringe it, and they will not do it 99% of the time, most of them, they refuse to, because it can cause damage to the ear drum.

Just get some drops, put em in twice a day, lean on your side for 5 minutes then tip up and use a cloth to clean the excess.

DON'T put anything in your ear, I did that and caused some real damage to my ear drum, bruising it, was agony for days.

Just do as i've said and hold it out.

[steventhegreat]

At 7/22/09 08:30 AM, SomaGuye wrote: Use a vacuum. Or a turkey baster. Something that's good at sucking.

LIKE YOUR MOTHER

^ oh snap

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At 7/22/09 08:27 AM, Jawdyn wrote: Should I wait and see if it goes away or should I just go to the doctors?

I have that right now, in my right ear.

Actually, I think it's a mild infection. Meh.

[Blush]

At 7/22/09 08:27 AM, Jawdyn wrote:

Should I wait and see if it goes away or should I just go to the doctors?

Doctors are for pussies. Just get it out with a screw-driver LIKE A MAN!

[Lamar537]

Go to the doctors and get them to clean your ears, I got it done last week and I can hear great, twice better than I had before.

[mathmos182]

At 7/22/09 08:30 AM, LBRocker wrote: Well I'm actually a doctor, and I think it's safe to say you have a case of "Retarditis". I think you should get that checked out by a labotomist, they might be able to get rid of that big pulsating tumor in your skull. You won't be needing that.

LOL, awesome.

[mathmos182]

At 7/22/09 10:27 AM, Blush wrote:

At 7/22/09 08:27 AM, Jawdyn wrote:

Should I wait and see if it goes away or should I just go to the doctors?

Doctors are for pussies. Just get it out with a screw-driver LIKE A MAN!

Like Chuck Norris?

[yurgenburgen]

Someone suggested to me in this thread that I should get some... Hydrogen Peroxide. Apparently it fizzes all that stuff out of your ear, but I've never used it.

[Xcon]

Just use a knife and show that wax whose boss.

[Echo-Konosko]

you should flood your ear wiht water thenuse something similar to a turkey baster to suck the water out

[Leidolfr]

At 7/22/09 08:28 AM, platypuspwn wrote: Onward! To the docters!!

depends how bad it is, ive done this before, take a long hot shower, and then lay down on the ear, put down like a cloth, and if youre lucky it will start to loosen and run out

[Orange-Jews]

push it in through the other ear with a q-tip

[saqwert]

Go to the doctors and have them flush it out. There's probably a huge chunk of wax in there.

[RocketBean]

Go to a gay bar in Asia. There will be many people that will help you sort this problem out.

[JaY11]

It might be an ear infection and not earwax, get it checked out.

[fawnret]

that happened to my sister once, the only thing you can do is go to the doctor and they will get it out for you. That is why you must clean your ears out every now and then people!

[Jawdyn]

At 7/22/09 02:33 PM, JaY11 wrote: It might be an ear infection and not earwax, get it checked out.

Thanks, I was doing fine until you came along as starting getting me paranoid. Now im gonna HAVE to go get it checked out! :(

if it's an infection i thank you in advance, if it's not then im going to find you and fucking kill you