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I bet the movie company that made Transformers are going to have a big law suit on there hands, that they are going to win.

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At 7/21/09 10:33 PM, MultiCanimefan wrote:
At 7/21/09 10:32 PM, KidneyThief wrote: ..and that children is what we call natural selection!
No, it isn't. I'm surprised at you, Kidney.

Hey hey I never said it was funny, but you have to be pretty lacking in common sense to do something like that. An infant or toddler takes things and puts them in their mouth as a way to explore and learn about their surrounding world. At age nine one should know a little bit more about consuming toxic fluids. Younger kids might still be susceptible to poisoning with colorful or good tasting medication, but petrol is not exactly candy like.

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At 7/21/09 10:41 PM, KidneyThief wrote:
At 7/21/09 10:33 PM, MultiCanimefan wrote:
At 7/21/09 10:32 PM, KidneyThief wrote: ..and that children is what we call natural selection!
No, it isn't. I'm surprised at you, Kidney.
Hey hey I never said it was funny, but you have to be pretty lacking in common sense to do something like that.

Exactly. It's stupidity, not natural selection.

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At 7/21/09 10:41 PM, KidneyThief wrote:
At 7/21/09 10:33 PM, MultiCanimefan wrote:
At 7/21/09 10:32 PM, KidneyThief wrote:
Hey hey I never said it was funny, but you have to be pretty lacking in common sense to do something like that.

He was 9 years old and probably had previous problems.

At age nine one should know a little bit more about consuming toxic fluids.

Perhaps he didn't know what it was.

Younger kids might still be susceptible to poisoning with colorful or good tasting medication, but petrol is not exactly candy like.

Well we don't know the full story yet.

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At 7/21/09 10:47 PM, MultiCanimefan wrote: Well we don't know the full story yet.

Agreed.

At 7/21/09 10:43 PM, Krbyfan1 wrote: Exactly. It's stupidity, not natural selection.

Stupidity factors in with natural selection.

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What a fucking retard.

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At 7/21/09 09:53 PM, DrClay wrote: Ok, I'll admit its sad for that to happen to the kid, but some people need to grow a brain.

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dumbass everyone knows you gotta sip energon

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At 7/21/09 11:25 PM, MindChamber wrote: dumbass everyone knows you gotta sip energon

because it has electrolytes right?

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I always wondered what kind of damage drinking petroleum would cause, now I know.

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At 7/21/09 10:32 PM, lawlmaster wrote:
At 7/21/09 10:29 PM, dontkillkenny42 wrote:
At 7/21/09 09:53 PM, Krasnoyarsk wrote:
he was only 9, that isnt funny, that sucks.
No it is funny because a 9 year old should know better than to drink gas/petrol
No, it's funny because you're a damn idiot for thinking that a nine year old would have common sense.

hell, if i knew that petrol was something only cars drunk when i was 9, then he certainly has the capability

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How fucking dumb do you have to be...

Wow.

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LOL WHAT A DUMBASS THEY RUN OFF PLASMA MEGACORES NOT PETROL!

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At 7/21/09 10:47 PM, MultiCanimefan wrote:
At age nine one should know a little bit more about consuming toxic fluids.
Perhaps he didn't know what it was.

I really hope you're joking with that.

Obviously the little dumbass took (however he managed it) petrol and drank it to become a Transformer. It says so black and white right in the article. I'm pretty sure he knew what he was doing; what he was drinking.

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Movies and kids these days.

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At 7/21/09 09:53 PM, VinciAnimations wrote: i sure hope mr.fang starts feeling better

I sure fucking don't!

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At 7/21/09 11:25 PM, MindChamber wrote: dumbass everyone knows you gotta sip energon

Thats the same thing I said maaaan, don't you just wish we were back on Cybertron so we don't have sneak around in these ugly Earth disguises!

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At 7/21/09 11:35 PM, NikeThanatos wrote:
At 7/21/09 10:47 PM, MultiCanimefan wrote:
I really hope you're joking with that.

Sorry to disappoint.

Obviously the little dumbass took (however he managed it) petrol and drank it to become a Transformer.

Yeah.

It says so black and white right in the article.

Yeah.

I'm pretty sure he knew what he was doing; what he was drinking.

"I'm pretty sure" =/= "Yes he did." Like I said to KidneyThief, he might have had some kind of problem beforehand, or the bottle wasn't marked. Whatever happened, we don't know yet.

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Oh that is so sad,

Poor kid, ill bet he already had nerve damage beforehand,,,, oh lord why did i laugh at first... i feel bad for the lulz,

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At 7/21/09 11:26 PM, H-K-S wrote:
At 7/21/09 11:25 PM, MindChamber wrote: dumbass everyone knows you gotta sip energon
because it has electrolytes right?

transformers be craving that shit

Major laughs to the retarded kid drinking petrol. Made my day.

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At 7/21/09 11:45 PM, MultiCanimefan wrote: "I'm pretty sure" =/= "Yes he did." Like I said to KidneyThief, he might have had some kind of problem beforehand, or the bottle wasn't marked. Whatever happened, we don't know yet.

Well he was drinking it to become a Transformer so I'm pretty sure he knew it was petrol. So he must have at least known petrol was for cars. I would imagine he would've realized petrol was toxic, but apparently not. However we can't really say more than that due to lack of specifics.

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Hey, that's pretty funny. I don't even feel bad for this kid haha


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Lulz. One of the best laughs I had of the day.

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Silly kid,

Everybody knows that the Robots TAKE THE FORM of automobiles and areoplanes, but that doesn't MEAN that they're Automobiles and areoplanes, using petrochemicals.

Silly silly, they're ROBOTS using Energon cubes. The little shit should have suckled on a Rave stick, or even better, an Isotope rod from one of China's many power plants. or better still, just DRINK the water.

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At 7/21/09 10:19 PM, Protosscat123 wrote: Meh, worked for me.

Where the hell did you get that from?

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Must've been sirtom93.

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