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why must the trix rabbit...? 2009-07-21 17:54:45 Reply

obsess over a breakfast cereal?
theres plenty of other things to eat in the world, but NOOOO.
he needs to stalk 10 year old children for a cereal he can go buy in a store.

explain.

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Response to why must the trix rabbit...? 2009-07-21 17:55:06 Reply

LOL THAT WAS SO RANDOM


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Response to why must the trix rabbit...? 2009-07-21 17:56:27 Reply

I think those kids need to fucking share.


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Response to why must the trix rabbit...? 2009-07-21 17:57:38 Reply

What's worse is a tiger eating fucking corn flake cereal.


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Response to why must the trix rabbit...? 2009-07-21 17:57:55 Reply

Because he's a fucking crack addict when it comes to that lemony lemon.


Derp.

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Response to why must the trix rabbit...? 2009-07-21 17:59:01 Reply

At 7/21/09 05:55 PM, chubbthehippo wrote:
At 7/21/09 05:54 PM, budda121 wrote: obsess over a breakfast cereal?
theres plenty of other things to eat in the world, but NOOOO.
he needs to stalk 10 year old children for a cereal he can go buy in a store.

explain.
Well it is his cereal.

yes, but all he needs is to get his lazy ass out of bed, put on some damn clothes and walk to the store and pay $3 for a box of his cereal.A 5 minute journey compared to the many decades he spent trying to get cereal from kids.

think outside of the box children =)

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Response to why must the trix rabbit...? 2009-07-21 17:59:12 Reply

At 7/21/09 05:54 PM, budda121 wrote: he can go buy in a store.

Rabbits aren't allowed in the store... even if they where, he doesn't have shoes or a shirt so he gets no service. Not to mention, rabbits don't have paying jobs so he probably doesn't have any money to buy any.

Besides, no self respecting person would sell the rabbit his trix... he's not a kid, and trix are for kids.

Which also explains why he stalks children... they're the only ones with trix.


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Response to why must the trix rabbit...? 2009-07-21 17:59:21 Reply

IM CUKOO FOR COCO PUFFS CUKOO FOR CO CO PUFFS!

IT WAS PUFFS
a sad sad addiction


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Response to why must the trix rabbit...? 2009-07-21 17:59:32 Reply

Reminds me of this:


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Response to why must the trix rabbit...? 2009-07-21 18:00:05 Reply

I think a crazed brown rooster is worse.
I'm looking at you Cocoa Puffs

Yet I love his cereal

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Response to why must the trix rabbit...? 2009-07-21 18:00:07 Reply

Why when he can just steal it for free?


That was a great post. Right Zach?

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Response to why must the trix rabbit...? 2009-07-21 18:00:23 Reply

Because it's a commercial and the whole point is to sell cereal.


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Response to why must the trix rabbit...? 2009-07-21 18:00:36 Reply

At 7/21/09 05:54 PM, budda121 wrote: obsess over a breakfast cereal?
theres plenty of other things to eat in the world, but NOOOO.
he needs to stalk 10 year old children for a cereal he can go buy in a store.

explain.

why cant the selfish kids just give him a bowl

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Response to why must the trix rabbit...? 2009-07-21 18:01:10 Reply

i am just waiting for him to crack, and beat some kid senseless with a box of cereal. one day, some kid is gonna rub it in a bit too far, gonna dangle those tasty trix in front of that little pink nose, and he is just gonna go freakin postal on him.


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Response to why must the trix rabbit...? 2009-07-21 18:01:46 Reply

The Trix rabbit needs a job, and those little bastards need to learn to share. All cereal mascots appear to have some serious issues when you think about it. Trix isn't even that great a cereal in my opinion. Lucky charms, well there I can understand why those kids are after his lucky charms.

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Response to why must the trix rabbit...? 2009-07-21 18:02:44 Reply

One day he'll go batshit insane and track down the kids while he's armed and armored to the teeth. Then he'll go to the store and kill the bastards who wouldn't let him in.

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Response to why must the trix rabbit...? 2009-07-21 18:03:22 Reply

Thinking about it... one time, he did get to eat trix... he won a bowl in a bike race.


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Response to why must the trix rabbit...? 2009-07-21 18:04:15 Reply

almost ironically 6 minutes after i last posted i see a trix yogurt commercial come on.
first cereal, now yogurt?
the rabbit is going too far.
we need a crack squad of special NG agents ready to combat this freeloading lazy bastard.
who's in?

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Response to why must the trix rabbit...? 2009-07-21 18:06:03 Reply

maybe like 15 years ago back when people were fair, now the dude has to do all kinds of crazy things just to get a whiff...


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Response to why must the trix rabbit...? 2009-07-21 18:06:45 Reply

Exact same as cookie crisp and that pesky wolf! oooo the tricks he plays...


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Response to why must the trix rabbit...? 2009-07-21 18:07:25 Reply

Because you are really really gay.

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Response to why must the trix rabbit...? 2009-07-21 18:08:11 Reply

Those kids are fuckin bastards. They don't let him have any Trix, they try to steal Lucky's Charms. They are just BAD KIDS.


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Response to why must the trix rabbit...? 2009-07-21 18:09:07 Reply

I think all the cereal mascots are crack addicts. Where crack means cereal.

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Response to why must the trix rabbit...? 2009-07-21 18:10:55 Reply

He wants revenge on those annoying little snots who keep stealing his trademarked cereal. HE'S THE FUCKING MASCOT FOR THE CEREAL, YOU THINK HE COULD HAVE A BOWL OR TWO.

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Response to why must the trix rabbit...? 2009-07-21 18:12:08 Reply

He's the mascot of the cereal. I don't see why he couldn't have a bowl. Well...at least he is not sexually molesting the kids.


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Response to why must the trix rabbit...? 2009-07-21 18:13:21 Reply

even though he is a cruel son of a bitch, you all must admit the rabbit is a pretty cool guy.he wants free cereal and doesn't afraid of the cops looking for his pedo ass.

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Response to why must the trix rabbit...? 2009-07-21 18:29:41 Reply

He needs a good role model.

HE NEEDS BARNEY RUBBLE.
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Response to why must the trix rabbit...? 2009-07-21 18:32:51 Reply

Is the rabbit's name Trix?

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Response to why must the trix rabbit...? 2009-07-21 19:05:48 Reply

At 7/21/09 05:59 PM, budda121 wrote:
At 7/21/09 05:55 PM, chubbthehippo wrote:
At 7/21/09 05:54 PM, budda121 wrote: obsess over a breakfast cereal?
theres plenty of other things to eat in the world, but NOOOO.
he needs to stalk 10 year old children for a cereal he can go buy in a store.

explain.
Well it is his cereal.

You know, Trix the Rabbit is never actually in bed. In a matter of fact, he's always up and moving. Maybe he justs needs to go to the store, and skipping the bed part.

yes, but all he needs is to get his lazy ass out of bed, put on some damn clothes and walk to the store and pay $3 for a box of his cereal.A 5 minute journey compared to the many decades he spent trying to get cereal from kids.

think outside of the box children =)

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Response to why must the trix rabbit...? 2009-07-21 21:31:43 Reply

At 7/21/09 06:29 PM, rockyace42 wrote: He needs a good role model.

HE NEEDS BARNEY RUBBLE.

no....... needs chuck norris.


So how about dem mudkipz?

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