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When it's the spring, find the closest forest, look for a pond, a small pond, that's where they breed, not the big ones, they know frogs breed there so they don't go there, take your shovel, cover it with mold and that's it. Repeat to all little ponds you can find and that's it. No mosquitoes in the summer.
I hate them like hell! somehow they prefer to bite my fingers (which is REALLY painfull and after being bitten there you won't be able to move your finger(-segments) anymore PLUS your finger will become as thick as a weener sausage) and my calf...
Only thing keeping trips to tropical places 100% enjoyable.
It's scary that they're so small and fast that you don't know where they are, and how many of them are actually swarming you. Then again, I suppose making them larger wouldn't be the solution.
At 7/21/09 04:40 PM, blanblan wrote:
Then again, I suppose making them larger wouldn't be the solution.
wasn't that done in some movie. or am i thinking of the mist?
At 7/21/09 02:32 PM, KidneyThief wrote: What are your thoughts on mosquitoes?
I hate those little fuckers. A mosquito is the one creature in this world that I have no objection to killing. If I could, I'd torture them. You know, rip off their legs one by one, poke out their eyes, squeeze their heads, that sort of stuff. But whenever I see one I just smack it dead so I know it won't be able to bother me, or anyone else for that matter.
just a few days ago, i had to kill the HUGEST fucking mosquito i have EVER seen.this thing was like 5-10 times larger than those small ones that bite you.
I forgot to mention my 6 year old got bit on his forehead. He had bites in other places, but this one swelled up. So he had like a big bump on his forehead. The next day the swelling drained down, or moved down, to around his one eye. So he was all swollen around his one eye making it look a lot smaller than the other one. Poor kid. It cleared up a couple days later. I took a picture, but I don't make pics of my kids public. :P
I got bitten on Sunday evening, on my arm. It has been itching like a twat.
At 7/21/09 02:32 PM, KidneyThief wrote: Working last night I was eaten alive by mosquitoes. If there is any living creature I hate, it is them. I got a bite the size of a half dollar on one of my legs, I even got a bite on my hand. There isn't really anything I can do besides apply more repellent and stay inside as much as I can, but damn those bugs are annoying. What are your thoughts on mosquitoes?
I HATE MOSQUITOES! They bit me on my eyelid once I hate them SOOOOO MUCH! And thats why I sprayed one of them with bug repellent so it'l be avoiding itself all the time!
Wade, you think VA is bad? Try Florida, we are so humid, it's their perfect breeding habitat.
Just two days ago, I went out to my girlfriend's sister's house in the woods to help move their stuff in ( they lived in the city originally).
And within two hours, I already had around six bites, they don't even care if you have bug spray. The only really good way to get them off of you is to make a fire, or have a fan around you.
My whole body is bitten :(
The best repellent I know of is dry ice, about 3 pounds of it (which equals to about $4.00). Just put it about 100 ft from where you are hanging out and the mosquitoes will go to it since they track you down by the CO2 that you breathe out. I have once pulled a few pranks like this, putting some dry ice in a crowded area at a park. It was funny seeing people scratching themselves insane.
Have a cookie!
At 7/21/09 02:36 PM, megadeth965 wrote: Once i was getting a BJ in a park, underneath a covered bridge...
I was jerkin off under a bridge god im so lonely whats wrong with me oh god
At 7/21/09 03:58 PM, HecticCircleCrap wrote:At 7/21/09 03:56 PM, Ericho wrote: the deadliest disease in history.And which competent source says that?
I'm pretty sure I read that in Guiness World Records one time.
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