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I've tasteless heard jokes of all sorts Black, Hispanic, Gay/Lesbian, Dead Babies, Jewish etc.

But i've never heard a white guy joke. Do they even exist?

Sure does, vanillaface.

They do, but it states things EVERY one already knows about White people, so we don't use them :) We just call white people what they are.

sure....i have a lot joke about white guy.....but its in french XD and its not the same thing in english XD

I've never heard a white joke before...Infact I don't think any actually exist!

What is white and 14 inches long?
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree?
A straight line!

How do you stop five white guys from raping a white woman?
Throw them a golf ball

What's the definition of a white virgin?
Any girl who can outrun her father and brothers.

At 7/21/09 01:51 PM, Catobleper wrote: What is white and 14 inches long?
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree?
A straight line!

What's the definition of a white virgin?
Any girl who can outrun her father and brothers.

Lol that could just be talkin about the Southerners of America

White males are superior, therefore there are no joke about them.

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At 7/21/09 01:51 PM, Catobleper wrote: What is white and 14 inches long?
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

This was one pretty funny.

What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree?
A straight line!

So was this one.

How do you stop five white guys from raping a white woman?
Throw them a golf ball

I didn't get this one, but I'm assuming it means something of being White like a golfball...

What's the definition of a white virgin?
Any girl who can outrun her father and brothers.

I got this one, but it's pretty much untrue and not a real stereotypical joke...Because I don't think incest is a stereotype for White People.

At 7/21/09 01:54 PM, RobbyPaulLul wrote: White males are superior, therefore there are no joke about them.

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You belong in prison.

At 7/21/09 01:55 PM, superaverage12 wrote:

At 7/21/09 01:54 PM, RobbyPaulLul wrote: White males are superior, therefore there are no joke about them.

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You belong in prison.

;D ilu

At 7/21/09 01:54 PM, RobbyPaulLul wrote: White males are superior, therefore there are no joke about them.

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We Gots a White Supremecist over here! NAZI NAZI NAZI

At 7/21/09 01:57 PM, AznChau4ever wrote:

At 7/21/09 01:54 PM, RobbyPaulLul wrote: White males are superior, therefore there are no joke about them.

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We Gots a White Supremecist over here! NAZI NAZI NAZI

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Have you realized that level 5 is a white fist, and level 6 is a black fist? now that's just racist. It's like some ghost in the distance is going "black power, mothers!"

wth is that?

At 7/21/09 01:58 PM, superaverage12 wrote: Have you realized that level 5 is a white fist, and level 6 is a black fist? now that's just racist. It's like some ghost in the distance is going "black power, mothers!"

its because the black was best? XD

At 7/21/09 01:54 PM, CashClock wrote:

What's the definition of a white virgin?
Any girl who can outrun her father and brothers.

I got this one, but it's pretty much untrue and not a real stereotypical joke...Because I don't think incest is a stereotype for White People.

It's a stereotype of Redneck southerners, not really a general white joke.

Then again, stereotypes are a generalization, so...

Redneck jokes exist, but average white people jokes don't.

Heres a redneck joke...

Q: How do you circumcise a redneck?

A: Kick his sister in the mouth.

What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane?

Snow.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA

What do you call a white cop?

Police brutality.

What does a white man do when he's not happy with government decisions?

He writes a letter.

What does a white woman make for dinner?

Reservations

What's black on bottom and white on top?

Society.

What do you call a bunch of white people coming together? A Nazi rally.

*bum da da tish*

At 7/21/09 01:51 PM, Catobleper wrote: jokes

Its funny because you ripped them all from the ED article on white people.

When a white guy gets sick, his face goes green.
When a white guy is angry, his face goes purple.
When a white guy is freezing, his face goes blue.
When a white guy blushes, his face goes red.

And you call a black person colored?

Hahaha

K, now that NBA and Snow one made me laugh.

That's what i'm looking for White jokes, not redneck jokes.

I think this guy has a good amount of White Jokes.

At 7/21/09 02:14 PM, Brass wrote: This thread is now for Mexican jokes.

What do you call 2 mexicans in a new BMW?

GTAV.

Shut up Bitch

Actually in Florida it's good to be called a cracker. It means you're a descendant of one of the first white people to come to America.

That's why they're going to the soylent green factories.

At 7/21/09 01:53 PM, AznChau4ever wrote:

At 7/21/09 01:51 PM, Catobleper wrote: What is white and 14 inches long?
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree?
A straight line!

What's the definition of a white virgin?
Any girl who can outrun her father and brothers.

Lol that could just be talkin about the Southerners of America

Not like black jokes are accurate either

also u don't need to make jokes about white people they are parodies of themselves and every1 else lol

At 7/21/09 02:12 PM, igott wrote: I think this guy has a good amount of White Jokes.

damn i miss that guy.