White Jokes?

[megadeth965]

I've tasteless heard jokes of all sorts Black, Hispanic, Gay/Lesbian, Dead Babies, Jewish etc.

But i've never heard a white guy joke. Do they even exist?

[SK8ninja]

Sure does, vanillaface.

[AznChau4ever]

They do, but it states things EVERY one already knows about White people, so we don't use them :) We just call white people what they are.

[Armado]

sure....i have a lot joke about white guy.....but its in french XD and its not the same thing in english XD

[HomicidialFrog]

I've never heard a white joke before...Infact I don't think any actually exist!

[Catobleper]

What is white and 14 inches long?
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree?
A straight line!

How do you stop five white guys from raping a white woman?
Throw them a golf ball

What's the definition of a white virgin?
Any girl who can outrun her father and brothers.

[AznChau4ever]

At 7/21/09 01:51 PM, Catobleper wrote: What is white and 14 inches long?
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree?
A straight line!

What's the definition of a white virgin?
Any girl who can outrun her father and brothers.

Lol that could just be talkin about the Southerners of America

[RobbyPaulLul]

White males are superior, therefore there are no joke about them.

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[HomicidialFrog]

At 7/21/09 01:51 PM, Catobleper wrote: What is white and 14 inches long?
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

This was one pretty funny.

What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree?
A straight line!

So was this one.

How do you stop five white guys from raping a white woman?
Throw them a golf ball

I didn't get this one, but I'm assuming it means something of being White like a golfball...

What's the definition of a white virgin?
Any girl who can outrun her father and brothers.

I got this one, but it's pretty much untrue and not a real stereotypical joke...Because I don't think incest is a stereotype for White People.

[superaverage12]

At 7/21/09 01:54 PM, RobbyPaulLul wrote: White males are superior, therefore there are no joke about them.

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You belong in prison.

[RobbyPaulLul]

At 7/21/09 01:55 PM, superaverage12 wrote:

At 7/21/09 01:54 PM, RobbyPaulLul wrote: White males are superior, therefore there are no joke about them.

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You belong in prison.

;D ilu

[AznChau4ever]

At 7/21/09 01:54 PM, RobbyPaulLul wrote: White males are superior, therefore there are no joke about them.

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We Gots a White Supremecist over here! NAZI NAZI NAZI

[RobbyPaulLul]

At 7/21/09 01:57 PM, AznChau4ever wrote:

At 7/21/09 01:54 PM, RobbyPaulLul wrote: White males are superior, therefore there are no joke about them.

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We Gots a White Supremecist over here! NAZI NAZI NAZI

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[superaverage12]

Have you realized that level 5 is a white fist, and level 6 is a black fist? now that's just racist. It's like some ghost in the distance is going "black power, mothers!"

[RobbyPaulLul]

wth is that?

[Armado]

At 7/21/09 01:58 PM, superaverage12 wrote: Have you realized that level 5 is a white fist, and level 6 is a black fist? now that's just racist. It's like some ghost in the distance is going "black power, mothers!"

its because the black was best? XD

[Silverchaos]

At 7/21/09 01:54 PM, CashClock wrote:

What's the definition of a white virgin?
Any girl who can outrun her father and brothers.

I got this one, but it's pretty much untrue and not a real stereotypical joke...Because I don't think incest is a stereotype for White People.

It's a stereotype of Redneck southerners, not really a general white joke.

Then again, stereotypes are a generalization, so...

[Aliensandwich]

Redneck jokes exist, but average white people jokes don't.

Heres a redneck joke...

Q: How do you circumcise a redneck?

A: Kick his sister in the mouth.

[SupraAddict]

What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane?

Snow.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA

What do you call a white cop?

Police brutality.

What does a white man do when he's not happy with government decisions?

He writes a letter.

What does a white woman make for dinner?

Reservations

[Mechabloby]

What's black on bottom and white on top?

Society.

[ThePretenders]

What do you call a bunch of white people coming together? A Nazi rally.

*bum da da tish*

[Porkchop]

At 7/21/09 01:51 PM, Catobleper wrote: jokes

Its funny because you ripped them all from the ED article on white people.

[Erty]

When a white guy gets sick, his face goes green.
When a white guy is angry, his face goes purple.
When a white guy is freezing, his face goes blue.
When a white guy blushes, his face goes red.

And you call a black person colored?

Hahaha

[megadeth965]

K, now that NBA and Snow one made me laugh.

That's what i'm looking for White jokes, not redneck jokes.

[igott]

I think this guy has a good amount of White Jokes.

[Armissea]

Yes they do you never heard of the terms ''honkey'' or anything like that matter. I think now they just call you white boy.

[AznChau4ever]

At 7/21/09 02:14 PM, Brass wrote: This thread is now for Mexican jokes.

What do you call 2 mexicans in a new BMW?

GTAV.

Shut up Bitch

[thelittleemo]

Actually in Florida it's good to be called a cracker. It means you're a descendant of one of the first white people to come to America.

That's why they're going to the soylent green factories.

[mystro]

At 7/21/09 01:53 PM, AznChau4ever wrote:

At 7/21/09 01:51 PM, Catobleper wrote: What is white and 14 inches long?
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree?
A straight line!

What's the definition of a white virgin?
Any girl who can outrun her father and brothers.

Lol that could just be talkin about the Southerners of America

Not like black jokes are accurate either

also u don't need to make jokes about white people they are parodies of themselves and every1 else lol

[megadeth965]

At 7/21/09 02:12 PM, igott wrote: I think this guy has a good amount of White Jokes.

damn i miss that guy.