Okay so my cat is pretty much a house cat. We let her out in the backyard sometimes but we have ti supervise her because when she eats grass she throws up.
So I by chance took her outside and she kept looking around like a crack head and I said "what the fuck is wrong with you" and she didn't respond.
Then she goes to the porch and suddenly she is transfixed, like there's a giant monster in the garden that I can't see.
And then suddenly she's doing things I've never seen her do before. She moves through the garden super fast, low to the ground, stalking some invisible prey I can't see.
"There's nothing there. It's a bush." But she's on high alert, staring at whatever is there eye to eye.
I move closer to the bush and suddenly something skitters through the bush and over the fence in the blink of an eye. And I turn to her and she says, "I TOLD you so NEGAH" and I'm like "SHIT MY BAD".
But anyway it was amazing because she's old and we've suppressed most of her wild instincts by keeping her inside for most of her life so to see her moving through the grass as if she was a hunter was hilarious.
