If I attacked you now

[Ben]

Would you beat me off?

[Adio]

Well I'd have to.

[ripoffhitman]

At 7/20/09 04:49 PM, Adio wrote: Well I'd have to.

What if it was a whole roomful of men?

[Ejit]

Lol old.

'for how long?' 'however long it takes'

[HotHoboSex]

Would you beat me even if people were looking?

[XIII13]

At 7/20/09 04:59 PM, HotHoboSex wrote: Would you beat me even if people were looking?

Even more if people were looking.

[Ben]

At 7/20/09 04:56 PM, Ejit wrote: Lol old.

Older than the internet, but never anything less than genius.

Also http://www.channel4.com/programmes/brass -eye/4od

Chris Morris is a god.

[slayer98567]

At 7/20/09 05:03 PM, Ben wrote:

At 7/20/09 04:56 PM, Ejit wrote: Lol old.

Older than the internet, but never anything less than genius.

Also http://www.channel4.com/programmes/brass -eye/4od

Chris Morris is a god.

......CHUCK will kill you now

[Twilight]

strangely enough, this was my first ever PM >.>

From Evark:

At 5/5/08 6:51 PM, Twilight95 wrote: If there was a man on your back, would you beat him off?

If there was a man on the bus, would you get off?

What are you talking about?

It's the same lame joke, basically asking a question that can be interpreted after you respond to a seemingly harmless question with something that makes it sound like you're gay. The first one the joke is with the expression "beat him off" and the second is the pun on the expression "get off."

[Volodea]

No. I'd just let you kick the shit out of me.

Old joke.

[Attacknun]

At 7/20/09 04:59 PM, HotHoboSex wrote: Would you beat me even if people were looking?

I'd would hope that they join me.

[lawlmaster]

I guess i'd have to take off all my cloths and get raped.

oh wait...

[Soaked]

At 7/20/09 04:56 PM, Ejit wrote: Lol old.

'for how long?' 'however long it takes'

Not going to lie. You never looked cooler when you said "Lol old."

Keep sweet. <3

[Jamoke]

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/5208 73

This thread exists for a reason. So there aren't a dozen poorly titled threads made every hour because someone found a random video "hilarious epic win roflmoa!!!1!!1!"