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Am I the anti-christ? 2009-07-19 20:12:27 Reply

Ok so I have somethings that just creeped me out today...

OK so my mom is telling me to go to some church cause I missed it this morning because I just got back from a mini vacation. So I'm fighting with my mom the whole time about why I have to go to church and I was just pissed so I said I don't beleive god and then bird crap landed on the windshield in front of me right afterwards...

I get to the church and it's crowded because there is randomly a special priest there. I walk in from the back of the church and everyone turns around and stares at me...I wasn't late or anything and it's an outdoor mass so I made no sound...there was people standing in the back to so it's not like I was a huge distraction or anything.

So the priest is joking during the mass and doesn't seem like a serious guy at all in a way. But during mass people give a peice offering and shake hands so I look around and every isn't looking at me except my mom. I turn around and this old lady looks scared half to death and is staring into my eyes. I put my hand out to shake and she keeps staring at me. Then she quickly shook my hand and looked down.

After mass, the "funny guy" priest is shaking hands with people and smiling and laughing. I walk by and to shake his hand and he stop smiling. He shook my hand but was staring into my eyes with no emotion. I gave like a little nod but he still didn't make any emotion. I walk by a bit and turn around and he's still staring at me with no emotion.

On my way home it was silent in the car. My mom finally said "well that wasn't to bad". I said it was a little wierd and boring. And well I have this disease in my knees which makes it so I can't kneel ( can't put pressure on my knees) and I told my mom that god doesn't want me to kneel to anyone because he gave me this disease and I kneel to no one. Right after I said that it started raining and thundering.

What's going on?

oh and there was a spark in the shower water if that makes sense...


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Response to Am I the anti-christ? 2009-07-19 20:14:19 Reply

Check your face for bodily fluid stains.

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Response to Am I the anti-christ? 2009-07-19 20:15:18 Reply

You're just ugly, is all. Nothing to be ashamed of.


Derp.

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Response to Am I the anti-christ? 2009-07-19 20:15:38 Reply

He likes you.

That's what that spark was.
Sure you're not a choir boy? :)

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Response to Am I the anti-christ? 2009-07-19 20:15:52 Reply

Cue around 50 posts saying "lol religyun is stoopid".

Yes, you are the anti-Christ. You are so evil and dark, you. Do you listen to Heavy Metal? You're hardcore, man.


Yes, I hate my username as much as you do.

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Response to Am I the anti-christ? 2009-07-19 20:16:39 Reply

Churches make me feel ill for some reason like if its a funeral and its a requiem mass I cant sit for over half an hour without going out for air.

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Response to Am I the anti-christ? 2009-07-19 20:17:08 Reply

Iv'e had cheerleader girlfriends...I listen to normal music like linkin park or w/e I don't think I'm that wierd guys....seriously


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Response to Am I the anti-christ? 2009-07-19 20:17:18 Reply

I don't believe in god and I make nearly 6 figures a year now. Take that religion.


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Response to Am I the anti-christ? 2009-07-19 20:18:30 Reply

Um, I er, don't really want to talk to right now... Er, later?

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Response to Am I the anti-christ? 2009-07-19 20:24:39 Reply

No one has anything to resolve this problem???


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Response to Am I the anti-christ? 2009-07-19 20:25:40 Reply

At 7/19/09 08:15 PM, Lulz wrote: Cue around 50 posts saying "lol religyun is stoopid".

Yes, you are the anti-Christ. You are so evil and dark, you. Do you listen to Heavy Metal? You're hardcore, man.

Jazz is the devil's music. Pure improv, good shit. Rock, metal, heavy metal, etc. is derived from Jazz.

Now, about that, it must've been that you are a new face. However, if you are a known atheist, it might've been that as well. I purely suggest you keep your cool and tell him (the priest) about your disease. I pretty would share the same feeling, but can we get a picture of you? Sometimes, these things help...


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Response to Am I the anti-christ? 2009-07-19 20:27:06 Reply

At 7/19/09 08:24 PM, Masterdjghost wrote: No one has anything to resolve this problem???

Suicide: The ultimate solution.


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Response to Am I the anti-christ? 2009-07-19 20:31:11 Reply

did you have bird crap on you?


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Response to Am I the anti-christ? 2009-07-19 20:32:15 Reply

Like someperson above me said. Your just ugly.

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Response to Am I the anti-christ? 2009-07-19 20:33:29 Reply

Maybe you're normal, and it's all of them who are demons. Fiends, conspiring against you!


My signature was old so I changed it.

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Response to Am I the anti-christ? 2009-07-19 20:35:40 Reply

Your an ugly-ass emo. Most of the people like you think the same way. The anti-christ sure as hell believes in god too, so, yeah.


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Response to Am I the anti-christ? 2009-07-19 20:35:50 Reply

lol relygeon is stoopid

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Response to Am I the anti-christ? 2009-07-19 20:42:04 Reply

You're not the anti-christ.
Find 3 six's on your body.


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Response to Am I the anti-christ? 2009-07-19 20:43:02 Reply

Shut up. seriously I am so tired of people claiming to be some thing totally ridiculous. Am I Jesus? am I the Anti-Christ? Can I see ghosts? Its so damn annoying. The experience was weird granted but that's it and you know it. that's the worst part. You know your not the anti-Christ but you post anyway because you want the attention. No body gives a fuck anyways. And blaming your disease on god down right fucking sickens me.


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Response to Am I the anti-christ? 2009-07-19 20:44:30 Reply

At 7/19/09 08:35 PM, CHP wrote: Your an ugly-ass emo. Most of the people like you think the same way. The anti-christ sure as hell believes in god too, so, yeah.

I had a lot of girlfriends and im a jock...fuck emos...no offense to emos reading this


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Response to Am I the anti-christ? 2009-07-19 20:45:11 Reply

It's call coincidence, it happens.


Yeah, whatever.
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Response to Am I the anti-christ? 2009-07-19 20:46:47 Reply

At 7/19/09 08:15 PM, Lulz wrote: Cue around 50 posts saying "lol religyun is stoopid".

Yes, you are the anti-Christ. You are so evil and dark, you. Do you listen to Heavy Metal? You're hardcore, man.

Oh my, he likes that AC/DC and Led Zeppelin blasphemy! He must be a deliquent of the highest calibur!

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Response to Am I the anti-christ? 2009-07-19 20:46:57 Reply

At 7/19/09 08:44 PM, Masterdjghost wrote:
im a jock...

Nevermind what I said earlier, it isn't a coincidence, this is your problem.


Yeah, whatever.
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Response to Am I the anti-christ? 2009-07-19 20:48:06 Reply

At 7/19/09 08:43 PM, mrsmiles703 wrote: Shut up. seriously I am so tired of people claiming to be some thing totally ridiculous. Am I Jesus? am I the Anti-Christ? Can I see ghosts? Its so damn annoying. The experience was weird granted but that's it and you know it. that's the worst part. You know your not the anti-Christ but you post anyway because you want the attention. No body gives a fuck anyways. And blaming your disease on god down right fucking sickens me.

You need to calm the fuck down. Saying the anti-christ was just a thought...just something was fucked up...that's all im saying...


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Response to Am I the anti-christ? 2009-07-19 20:51:50 Reply

At 7/19/09 08:44 PM, Masterdjghost wrote: I had a lot of girlfriends and im a jock

That explains you're terrible spelling and grammar. Too bad it doesn't explain why everyone hates you.

Oh wait- it does.

Derp.

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Response to Am I the anti-christ? 2009-07-19 20:58:34 Reply

My physics teacher once called me the antichrist...

I can't remember what it was I did to make him say that...

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Response to Am I the anti-christ? 2009-07-19 21:07:45 Reply

Hail Satan!


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Response to Am I the anti-christ? 2009-07-19 21:22:15 Reply

At 7/19/09 08:51 PM, OneWordName wrote:
At 7/19/09 08:44 PM, Masterdjghost wrote: I had a lot of girlfriends and im a jock
That explains you're terrible spelling and grammar. Too bad it doesn't explain why everyone hates you.

Oh wait- it does.

terrible spelling and grammar? Why are you trying to type perfectly on newgrounds? Someone has an obsession...


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Response to Am I the anti-christ? 2009-07-19 21:29:00 Reply

Get the fuck out!


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Response to Am I the anti-christ? 2009-07-19 21:35:46 Reply

At 7/19/09 08:51 PM, OneWordName wrote:
At 7/19/09 08:44 PM, Masterdjghost wrote: I had a lot of girlfriends and im a jock
That explains you're terrible spelling and grammar. Too bad it doesn't explain why everyone hates you.

Oh wait- it does.

*your


I WANT TO FUCK ON THE FLOOR AND BREAK SHIT

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