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If A Vagina Could Birth Anything 2009-07-19 18:30:27 Reply

If a vagina could instead of giving birth to a child, instead give birth to ANYTHING else of similar size, what would you have it be?

And why.

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Response to If A Vagina Could Birth Anything 2009-07-19 18:31:26 Reply

A giraffe, cause I would just laugh my fucking ass off.

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Response to If A Vagina Could Birth Anything 2009-07-19 18:31:46 Reply

A box of Popeye's chicken, spicy.

Because it's delicious.

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Response to If A Vagina Could Birth Anything 2009-07-19 18:32:26 Reply

Two vaginas?

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Response to If A Vagina Could Birth Anything 2009-07-19 18:32:52 Reply

World peace.

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Response to If A Vagina Could Birth Anything 2009-07-19 18:33:17 Reply
At 7/19/09 06:32 PM, Chris-V2 wrote: Two vaginas?

What do you mean sir.

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Response to If A Vagina Could Birth Anything 2009-07-19 18:33:30 Reply

Alright this question was always in my mind but finally somebody makes it id have to say a 2000 Jaguar S type.

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Response to If A Vagina Could Birth Anything 2009-07-19 18:33:38 Reply

Another vagina.

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Response to If A Vagina Could Birth Anything 2009-07-19 18:34:05 Reply

A penis.

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Response to If A Vagina Could Birth Anything 2009-07-19 18:34:41 Reply

A real life cat girl.

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Response to If A Vagina Could Birth Anything 2009-07-19 18:34:44 Reply

My vagina hurts just reading these...

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Response to If A Vagina Could Birth Anything 2009-07-19 18:34:45 Reply

War.

Finally we guys can stick up a feminists ass about men being the cause for war.

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Response to If A Vagina Could Birth Anything 2009-07-19 18:37:37 Reply
At 7/19/09 06:34 PM, YouLostTheGame wrote: My vagina hurts just reading these...

I know. I said similar size, and they just ignored it.

Fucking retards.

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Response to If A Vagina Could Birth Anything 2009-07-19 18:38:11 Reply

A bag of money.

Shut up already.

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Response to If A Vagina Could Birth Anything 2009-07-19 18:38:56 Reply
At 7/19/09 06:37 PM, JackPhantasm wrote:
At 7/19/09 06:34 PM, YouLostTheGame wrote: My vagina hurts just reading these...
I know. I said similar size, and they just ignored it.

Fucking retards.

I appreciate the effort anyway.

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Response to If A Vagina Could Birth Anything 2009-07-19 18:41:34 Reply
At 7/19/09 06:39 PM, WaffleVoyager wrote: An ipod made out of chocolate

Why not just a regular iPod? If I could give birth to that, I'd get myself knocked up all the time.

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Response to If A Vagina Could Birth Anything 2009-07-19 18:42:02 Reply

A 6-pack of beer perhaps?
I don't know, there's not many things I want in that size.

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Response to If A Vagina Could Birth Anything 2009-07-19 18:43:49 Reply
At 7/19/09 06:42 PM, Whirlguy wrote: A 6-pack of beer perhaps?
I don't know, there's not many things I want in that size.

There are millions of things that size. You just have no imagination!

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Response to If A Vagina Could Birth Anything 2009-07-19 18:44:27 Reply
...I'd get myself knocked up all the time...

someone say they're ready to be knocked up?

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Response to If A Vagina Could Birth Anything 2009-07-19 18:44:29 Reply

A gay furry fox. I'd fuck it when it's old enough.

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Response to If A Vagina Could Birth Anything 2009-07-19 18:45:46 Reply

a big can o pepsi.

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Response to If A Vagina Could Birth Anything 2009-07-19 18:47:11 Reply

A ship in a bottle.

Do what now...?

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Response to If A Vagina Could Birth Anything 2009-07-19 18:47:51 Reply

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Response to If A Vagina Could Birth Anything 2009-07-19 18:49:15 Reply
At 7/19/09 06:43 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: There are millions of things that size. You just have no imagination!

You're right. I'll have a bag of crisps with it ;)

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Response to If A Vagina Could Birth Anything 2009-07-19 18:49:34 Reply

A xenomorph chestburster ;)

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Response to If A Vagina Could Birth Anything 2009-07-19 18:49:53 Reply

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Response to If A Vagina Could Birth Anything 2009-07-19 18:51:47 Reply

Oh btw, if she gives birth to twins, I'd like a new set of studiospeakers O:

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Response to If A Vagina Could Birth Anything 2009-07-19 18:56:34 Reply

The head of an Egyptian Pharaoh

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Response to If A Vagina Could Birth Anything 2009-07-19 18:57:46 Reply

A yuletide chocolate log if it's a birth in the festive period.

Some people feel content to pour syrup on shit and call it pancakes their whole lives.

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Response to If A Vagina Could Birth Anything 2009-07-19 18:57:48 Reply

A baby-sized pile of 100 dollar bills.

A Large, Fat, Fat Baby.