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Posted at: 7/19/09 05:08 PM

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The KissPhone detects percussion speed, pressure, temperature, and sucking force of the lips, when you kiss it. An artificial mouth on the KissPhone receptor can reproduces same parameters. So the customer is able to...
...send or receive kiss from distance,
...leave or receive a kiss in answering machine,
...repeat the kiss saved on the phone or
...relay it to other people,
...download or upload kiss in the web
...receive kiss from a kiss bank as the one from Madonna or from an imaginary Hero!

My only question is: Do they work for blow jobs, too?

Kissphone Replicates Your Kiss.

Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life.

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Unless you make a penis adapter, I'm not interested.

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At 7/19/09 05:08 PM, agustana wrote: Do they work for blow jobs, too?
and sucking force of the lips,

/answeredyourownquestion

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I have something better

Kissphone Replicates Your Kiss.


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Posted at: 7/19/09 05:10 PM

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this is the worst idea since cock rings

she's a high class lady

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Posted at: 7/19/09 05:11 PM

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-facepalm-

wuts this world coming to..

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IDK what you are talking about, because cock rings rock. I own a set of 32.

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Posted at: 7/19/09 05:15 PM

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Technically, you would be kissed by a robot. Which is one step closer to breeding with robots. Half human and half robot offspring will take over the world.

I'll make you a sig. Pm me or visit this thread.
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At 7/19/09 05:11 PM, RocketBean wrote: IDK what you are talking about, because cock rings rock. I own a set of 32.

I wasn't aware that they sold cock rings at Costco

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That looks like a girls toy why would you be the least bit interested in something like that? Besides chances are it does not work.

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At 7/19/09 05:10 PM, RobbyPaulLul wrote: I have something better

Is that a vagina torch?

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At 7/19/09 05:17 PM, Kagoe wrote:
At 7/19/09 05:10 PM, RobbyPaulLul wrote: I have something better
Is that a vagina torch?

It is called a fleshlight.


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At 7/19/09 05:17 PM, Ultor wrote: That looks like a girls toy why would you be the least bit interested in something like that?

hi welcome to my vagina may i take your order

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At 7/19/09 05:18 PM, RobbyPaulLul wrote:
At 7/19/09 05:17 PM, Kagoe wrote:
At 7/19/09 05:10 PM, RobbyPaulLul wrote: I have something better
Is that a vagina torch?
It is called a fleshlight.

......And where can I find one?

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That's... interesting, I guess.

Who am I kidding? That's stupid.

<Insert witty remark here>

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Posted at: 7/19/09 06:21 PM

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...What the fuck is that piece of shit?

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Posted at: 7/19/09 06:26 PM

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Lmao. The design is fucking weird man.

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Posted at: 7/19/09 06:29 PM

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Do the lips move then or do you just get a tinny-sounding kiss from a tiny speaker?

Who the hell would buy this? It looks repulsive, and also rather disturbing. I sure as hell wouldn't kiss the goddam thing.

Some people feel content to pour syrup on shit and call it pancakes their whole lives.


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At 7/19/09 05:52 PM, agustana wrote:
At 7/19/09 05:17 PM, Ultor wrote: That looks like a girls toy why would you be the least bit interested in something like that?
hi welcome to my vagina may i take your order

I'll take one baby girl please :3

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Posted at: 7/19/09 06:33 PM

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At 7/19/09 05:52 PM, agustana wrote:
At 7/19/09 05:17 PM, Ultor wrote: That looks like a girls toy why would you be the least bit interested in something like that?
hi welcome to my vagina may i take your order

Yeah, i'll take 3 #4's, a small #2, and a number #8.

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At 7/19/09 06:33 PM, Porkchop wrote: Yeah, i'll take 3 #4's, a small #2, and a number #8.

You're going to have all of that yourself?

Sharing is caring.

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Posted at: 7/19/09 06:42 PM

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That's pretty cool imo.

Will probably sell.

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At 7/19/09 06:42 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: That's pretty cool imo.

Will probably sell.

Id totally buy one. And send my kisses to Newgrounders. :3

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I'll take seven!

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Kiss me through da phone, kiss me through da phooooone.

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Can mine have herpes?

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Posted at: 7/19/09 07:14 PM

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I can just imagine walking around school seeing people sucking face on their phones :3

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This thing probably costs too much to be reasonable.

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One step closer to robot sex!

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At 7/19/09 06:50 PM, Viridis wrote: Id totally buy one. And send my kisses to Newgrounders. :3

I would send you one back.

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