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At 7/18/09 10:58 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: Sell condoms at school.

It works.

who the hell at a school would buy a condom when theyre gonna have sex?

sell lube instead

it works better :3

Whore yourself out to a thousand fat chicks for 50$ each.

Or Whore yourself out to a hundred really fat chicks for 500$ each.

At 7/19/09 02:31 AM, Gianfri wrote: One word: FOREX.
Foreign Exchange.

I'm being very serious, you should give it a shot. I'm taking your question as a serious thing, so there you got my advice. Really mate, try with a demo account, you will thank me later.

Try making lemon drank ande selling it. Or just dp odd jobs.

Ad Revenue duhhhh

At 7/19/09 03:09 AM, failmail wrote:

:Or just dp odd jobs.

Jesus Christ, he's a 14 year old boy, you pervert!

At 7/19/09 02:49 AM, Presidentjlh wrote: Become a terrorist. I hear that you get paid big bucks after your first suicide bombing.

Those 72 virgins are all 15 year olds playing worldof warcraft... sorry.

1. Provide entertainment to people online
2. With your parents help, get a paypal.
3. Ask people to donate.

You can do under-the-table work, such as painting buildings, chores for parents and neighbors ect. I painted houses when I was 13 and made about 1000EU in one summer (when I was in France). Ofcourse I didn't do it alone, just helped out the workers. Or you can just be like HEY MOM CAN I WASH YOUR CAR FOR ___EU?

At 7/18/09 11:08 PM, PulpFree wrote: Realistically, you could always try selling weed. Buy an ounce of really good shit for $400 and sell grams of it for $30 each. Or, you know, you could sell lemonade.

I'm not really sure your'e helping?

well last time i checked theres a lot of 14 year olds whoring themselves out on the streets.

You could ask your parents for money in exchange for chores or just sell your body.

best advice is sit down with your parents and discuss this, you can not work legally, you need money, talk to them about what you can do around the house, for money, talk to your neighbors and do the same thing.

when I was 14 in the summer I was making 50 bucks a week mowing lawns, another 80 babysitting, and 20 helping my neighbor take care of her garden. 150 a week to you may seem like peanuts, but to me it was a lot of money, I'd ask my parents to take me and drop me off at the movies/mall, on occasion, but I wish I was back in those days, when I had money and was not in debt, because I want to better myself.

noe one has posteed the fucking instrucable
jeez the fucking instructable

Sell stuff, teach people about something you're good at, or do dares or something.

Sell your body for sex.

There has to be something you can do for your neighbors or parents. Maybe even your friends (if they are trustworthy.)

You can always donate sperm. Very good source of protein...and fat.

At 7/18/09 10:57 PM, TacoFreak wrote: I wanna get a ATI 5870 + 24" + PSU at around the end of this year and it's gonna really cost a lot and I need to find ways to rake some cash besides chirstmas and other occasions.

I was thinking of working somewhere but at 14 and in Poland I'm too young to legally work.

Was thinking of putting up fliers to build computers but not sure if anyone would actually call me.

PS: I cannot mow lawns because I live in the city and buildings don't have lawns.

Any ideas? Thanks.

you could submit a game on here (dont forget ADS , you can put ads in your game via "mochi ads" idk how but other people did it!) OR try and make a website to get money from teh internets! (yes you can get money from the internet)

worked 4 TOM!

sell your asshole to rich businessmen.

In America your ass can get a job.

Cam whore on a shota board.

If lying about your age doesn't work try asking your parents or someone to get you doing some chore-type-work for them. When I was your age I was thinking about lying that I was 16 to get a job because I was tall. You may want to hold back on the work related stuff until you are older and in actual need of work.

drugs is always an interesting trade to get into. especially if you go to highschool. a little illegal. but makes decent money.

but if you need a legal way, do various odd jobs for your neighborhood and such. Like, watching animals for cheap people while theyre away on vacation is a good idea and popular this time of year!

rob an old person

rob an old person

When I was younger and wanted to purchase something
I would ask folks if they needed there vehicle washed.

At 7/18/09 10:58 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: Sell condoms at school.

It works.

My friend always used to open boxes of condoms at the store, pocket them, close the box, and place it back on the shelf. After he stole them, me and him would always make really disgusting combinations of assorted liquids (often including bodily fluids), and just leave them at randoms parts of our school.
Never though to sell them, though.

Build a mafia family and become the greatest and most feared don ever.

(american currency) buy a 5 pack of gum 25 cents. sell pieces at school for 25 cents a piece. you have earned a dollar. repeat. people will pay it and it works