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I'm inexperienced but will almost certainly be able to use any advice you can give me on going down on chicks. It would especially valuable for you ladies to weigh in on this. I'd enjoy to be able toplease her the way she does me...

Do what comes naturally

At 7/18/09 10:51 PM, Bergonbelson wrote: Do what comes naturally

Stick your arm in there. Fuck oral

At 7/18/09 10:49 PM, Nuck0 wrote: I'm inexperienced but will almost certainly be able to use any advice you can give me on going down on chicks. It would especially valuable for you ladies to weigh in on this. I'd enjoy to be able toplease her the way she does me...

Imagine the pussy as an ice cream

Do the alphabet with your tongue.

When people give that tip, it makes me laugh my ass off.

At 7/18/09 10:52 PM, RobbyPaulLul wrote:

At 7/18/09 10:49 PM, Nuck0 wrote:

Imagine the pussy as an ice cream

Just don't forget to lick the cherry on top of the ice cream.

Try reading this

At 7/18/09 10:49 PM, Nuck0 wrote: I'm inexperienced but will almost certainly be able to use any advice you can give me on going down on chicks. It would especially valuable for you ladies to weigh in on this. I'd enjoy to be able toplease her the way she does me...

All girls love a good motorboat.

True story.

Prepare yourself, OP, because it's not going to be anywhere near as good for you as it's going to be for her. Have you ever licked a dead tuna? Because that's what it tastes like.

I will worn you, It might smell.

At 7/18/09 10:54 PM, PulpFree wrote: Prepare yourself, OP, because it's not going to be anywhere near as good for you as it's going to be for her. Have you ever licked a dead tuna? Because that's what it tastes like.

i FUCKING LOVE tuna!!!!!1!!

Act like you're licking her cli-tor-is, and then shove your whole head in. To your shoulders. It's a fucking journey.

Do what feels right at the moment, just go with it man!

Ok this person described it really well.

"Like the penis, the vagina must be handled gently until she is very aroused. When you first start going down on a woman, don't just dive in. Tease her-breathe warmly on her pussy, and run your tongue over it lightly. Pretend that you're going to put your entire mouth on it - then move away from her pussy altogether, and move to some other part of her body. Wait until she is aching to be eaten out before you gratify her.

When she's ready, make the gratification sudden and intense. Penetrate her pussy with your tongue as deeply as it will go, and massage her from the inside. This will make her gasp with pleasure.

Now, this is the type of thing that feels good for a moment, but will not make her orgasm. After you've penetrated her with your tongue, move on to her clitoris. Periodically you can go back to penetrating her with your tongue, but as she gets closer and closer to orgasm you want to concentrate more and more on her clitoris.

USE PLENTY OF SALIVA. I can't emphasize this enough. A dry tongue rasps, but a wet, well-lubricated tongue feels infinitely better. You also want to do this for psychological reason - lots of saliva gives her the sensation of being very wet, which she associates
with being very aroused. If you're eating her out right, much of your face should be covered in various fluids when you're done.

As she begins to get more and more aroused, you can begin to use more and more pressure with your tongue. She will begin moaning and bucking her hips in your face - lock your hands together on her stomach to hold her down, and continue to bring her towards orgasm. This is not the time to tease! Take her clit into your mouth and suck on it, or rub it vigorously with your tongue. Don't stop until she orgasms - that means even if your mouth is tired, you pansy. Generally it will be very clear when she's came. If you're asking yourself "Did she cum?" then chances are she didn't.

When she has come, don't stop giving her oral right away. Keep your mouth on her pussy for a minute or so to allow her to come down. Remember, girls need much longer to come down than men, so allow her to enjoy all those pleasant after-sensations.

When she has come down, here's something to try: when your face is still dripping from her orgasm, give her a deep French kiss. You'd be surprised - nearly all women love the taste of their own pussies. This is also a great time to begin intercourse - with her first orgasm, she'll be primed for it and ready for more powerful vaginal orgasms."

write the alphabet with your tongue....slowly.

start on the lips, then find the clit, it should resemble a man in a boat, then play with that, then just fingerbang her for a few hours. Just make sure you clip your fingernails. Washing your hands wouldn't hurt either.

At 7/18/09 10:53 PM, KrevZabijak wrote: Do the alphabet with your tongue.

When people give that tip, it makes me laugh my ass off.

:D

At 7/18/09 10:59 PM, RydiaLockheart wrote: Here.

Also: DON'T USE YOUR TEETH. I knew a guy once who wanted to do that. He never understood why I wouldn't let him near that area.

what if they like it rough?

I would give advice, but Season's is so long, but still remains on point that even if I had the perfect advice I would still trust that post more.

At 7/18/09 10:57 PM, Seasons wrote: Ok this person described it really well.

for some reason, i laughed and got a boner at that.

At 7/18/09 10:49 PM, Nuck0 wrote: I'm inexperienced but will almost certainly be able to use any advice you can give me on going down on chicks. It would especially valuable for you ladies to weigh in on this. I'd enjoy to be able toplease her the way she does me...

Her hooha is not a penis. Just because you lick it doesn't mean it feels good. Also this is not a pie eating contest at your local county fair; take your time. Precision, think of a uh-uh precision missiles. Focus on your target, get to know it. learn it, observe it-- then go for it. It's like you guys, you're down there bombing indiscriminately licking all over the place with no plan, no strategy. Also, when you're done, she should not feel like her rear end got dipped in a kiddie pool; when you come up for the kiss at the end, which she appreciates, please always do that, always wipe your mouth, okay always wipe it, back of your hand on her stomach, back of her leg even. Aside from all that, ask for feedback. See what feels good to her. Not all women are going to like the same things. And be gentle around the clitoris. Not all women like direct stimulation. (Some even find it painful.)

At 7/18/09 10:49 PM, Nuck0 wrote: I'm inexperienced but will almost certainly be able to use any advice you can give me on going down on chicks. It would especially valuable for you ladies to weigh in on this. I'd enjoy to be able toplease her the way she does me...

No joke man watch a handfull or two of lesbian porn. Thats where i got my basis from and worked from there. Im dam good at it. One trick is to suck in the "love button" while you flick it with your tongue.

Can i bring a camera over to your house and record it? :P (kidding)

Don't even think about burbing, farting, of vomiting during this! chicks hate when that happens and will probally never let you down there again! and no teeth as some had said!

O.K.! in the case you are doing the oral, the the chick may have you do one of 5 things...

1. Continue orally!

2. She may ask you to stop, and just have sex (fat chance, but it happens)

3. Use your finger. (in this, youll realize it kinda feels like pressing a button after awhile)

4. Use some kind tool she asks for (hey, some like it rough)

5. in the best and most unique scanario, she may ask you to give her boobs an oral. (when that happens, lick the nipple in a counter clock wise circular motion smoothley. after about the 10th time, change directions. continue the pattern 1 more time, then change boobs and do it the technique twice. then it's up to you to decide!)

At 7/18/09 11:03 PM, portalwarpedJP wrote: for some reason, i laughed and got a boner at that.

I have to second this.

At 7/18/09 11:15 PM, RED-X-MASTER-777 wrote: Can i bring a camera over to your house and record it? :P (kidding)

Don't even think about burbing, farting, of vomiting during this! chicks hate when that happens and will probally never let you down there again! and no teeth as some had said!

I second this! That is a total arousal killer.

At 7/18/09 10:59 PM, RydiaLockheart wrote: Here.

Also: DON'T USE YOUR TEETH. I knew a guy once who wanted to do that. He never understood why I wouldn't let him near that area.

Not true.
I can use my teeth very well and have never had a complaint. Ive asked after wards for likes and dislikes and so far so good. But if your new to the whole eating pussy thing dont even try to use your teeth. I was with that girl about 7 months before i tried after years of working on my oral skills. Im not the best but I know I can get the job done almost every time.

Also, whatever you do, do not even think about asking her for sex! it makes you look sorta desperate, and they may not be in the mood (most are, but the women knows best! live by that and you will always suceed!)

At 7/18/09 11:23 PM, HellboundNinja wrote:

At 7/18/09 10:59 PM, RydiaLockheart wrote: Here.

Also: DON'T USE YOUR TEETH. I knew a guy once who wanted to do that. He never understood why I wouldn't let him near that area.

Not true.
I can use my teeth very well and have never had a complaint. Ive asked after wards for likes and dislikes and so far so good. But if your new to the whole eating pussy thing dont even try to use your teeth. I was with that girl about 7 months before i tried after years of working on my oral skills. Im not the best but I know I can get the job done almost every time.

I would think the feeling of teeth scraping a woman's clitoris would be incredibly painful... but if it's other skin such as the labia, maybe not so much. But to each her own if she did enjoy it.