The "fuck My Life" Thread.

[SohlTofang]

Yeah, you're life sucks?
Mine too.
Share your shitty life with us so that at least I will feel a little better.

[UploaderX]

My life came bad at grade 4, I got all Cs on my Report.

[Dorkcraft]

one day i went to this website, called newgrounds, and my life turned to shit.

im kidding, lol.

We all have shit lives, its the way things work.

[Bladezguy]

My life doesn't suck. Yours does.

[SohlTofang]

At 7/17/09 10:48 PM, Bladezguy wrote: My life doesn't suck. Yours does.

Then why are you in this thread?

[RED-X-MASTER-777]

i wanted to do something like this!! darn....anyway

When I was 3, i walked into my grandparents having sex in the bathroom of my house. I really don't want to give details...

[Proottalfain]

The only affection I ever got from a girl beside my mother wasn't true.

[AlkaSeltzer]

Recently, I feel like I want to fuck my life. But, there is always something that will cheer me up - tennis, music, gambling, who's line is it anyway?, minesweeper, film. And then I will get on with my life.

That is life.

[TheFunkSoulBarney]

What cheers me up: funk.

[Excursius]

my life sucks cuz I don't have this sig, deadchick does...

[SohlTofang]

At 7/17/09 10:49 PM, Proottalfain wrote: The only affection I ever got from a girl beside my mother wasn't true.

Fuck, I know how you feel.
SERIOUSLY, I've only had one girlfriend, and for like a week.
other than that... just a few sluts.
that I only banged one of them...

:(

[Lizzardis]

At 7/17/09 10:46 PM, SohlTofang wrote: Share your shitty life with us so that at least I will feel a little better.

But then what about Fmylife.com? Does that get un-noticed?!?!

[wtf97ds]

Ronald Jenkees cheers me up.

[XIII13]

At 7/17/09 10:48 PM, RED-X-MASTER-777 wrote: i wanted to do something like this!! darn....anyway

When I was 3, i walked into my grandparents having sex in the bathroom of my house. I really don't want to give details...

You've already posted this in like 5 threads. I've been mooned by my chunky Grandma, get over it.

[speakerlight]

I live in a homeless shelter and live of foodstamps.No T.V since the transistion and my dad is M.I.A.

fuck my life.

[SohlTofang]

At 7/17/09 10:53 PM, Lizzardis wrote:

At 7/17/09 10:46 PM, SohlTofang wrote: Share your shitty life with us so that at least I will feel a little better.

But then what about Fmylife.com? Does that get un-noticed?!?!

Oh, I can't really relate to that site, I'm too much of a loser.
They have "wives" and "girlfreinds" and "friends that aren't assholes and idiots"
See, I'm too akward for any of that.
I'm not even in a bad mood, I've just always known my life to be sad.

[Jerich0]

Fuck my life makes no sense horrible way of thinking.

[wtfyourface]

"FML" is such an idiotic phrase.

[RKthrilla]

My life is awesome, thanks.

[TJoyal]

I'm immature with female relationships. If I like a girl, I won't get over her even though I know I have zero chance.

[wtf97ds]

"Today, while copying some stuff for school, I felt someone rubbing her boobs against my back. I got a boner and when I looked to see who the hot chick was, I saw my fat friend rubbing his man boobs against my back. FML"
by florisvanlent
Haha

[RED-X-MASTER-777]

At 7/17/09 10:54 PM, XIII13 wrote: You've already posted this in like 5 threads. I've been mooned by my chunky Grandma, get over it.

good point! thanks for cheering me up! now I'm cured of the old people sexs curse, and passed it on to you! also, your grandma's ass is probally pretty scarier then my grandma's ass from when I was 3. so thanks pal!

I watched 2 girls in a cup for the first time after eating cookie dough out of the carton!

[TheBlueNeck]

At 7/17/09 10:50 PM, TheFunkSoulBarney wrote: What cheers me up: funk.

How about instead of listening to funk tonight, we listen to funk rock?

Extra Intrenets to the first person who gets reference.

[RobbyPaulLul]

I slit my wrist after i masturbate violently to hentia

[Struggle]

Sadness is all I've ever known, inside my retched body it's grown. It has eaten me away, to the waste of space i am today. There's nothing left for me to say. There's nothing there for me to hate. There's no feelings, and there's no thoughts. My body's left to fucking rot.

It has been fucking this way, since my fucking waking day. To this fucking land of waste. We're worked, erased, and then replaced. Boredom has taken over my brain, chilled the blood inside my veins,
left me in this place insane ALL IN SICKNESS AND IN PAIN, LOL.

But seriously, you know there's a website for this, right?

[HotHoboSex]

My life just sucks. But now I get guns!!

[Igotaname13]

Mom wants to put me in an institution because I hate everything.

[Veranan]

i had this girlfriend and we broke up and got back together about 3-4 times.
the 2nd time we were going out she said some guy kissed her (she didnt kiss him etc), i thought she cheated on me, we broke up.. then she started saying how she misses me and loves me etc and a bunch of people kept telling me that she didnt cheat on me that it was the guy that kissed her and crap like that, so we got back together. then she broke up with me for no apparent reason and i found out some time later from one of her friends, that this time she really did cheat on me (ANOTHER guy), then i found out that the whole story about the guy kissing her and it wasnt her fault was all fake and she really DID cheat on me. then AGAIN she starts telling me how she loves me and misses me.. i ignored her and she stopped talking to me.

[reviewer2]

Whoops, Poozy said no typing a forward-slash and then putting the word thread after it, indicating that the thread should end. But i'll post this link anyway.

[FoodnSex]

There are these kids in Africa who don't have homes and are starving.