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I'm retarded. 2009-07-17 20:55:44 Reply

I was talking to this chick and she's like, "I can't believe I'm about to be sappy" and I replied, "Why? Did you bite into a tree?"

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Response to I'm retarded. 2009-07-17 20:56:26 Reply

...srsly?

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Response to I'm retarded. 2009-07-17 20:56:31 Reply

*face palm*

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Response to I'm retarded. 2009-07-17 20:56:38 Reply

That's actually rather clever.


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Response to I'm retarded. 2009-07-17 20:56:57 Reply

o, i see wat u did thar


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Response to I'm retarded. 2009-07-17 20:57:17 Reply

You are the king of chat up lines. ;D


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Response to I'm retarded. 2009-07-17 20:57:47 Reply

At 7/17/09 08:56 PM, Earthshine wrote: *face palm*

*Does the same*

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Response to I'm retarded. 2009-07-17 20:57:56 Reply

There's only one way to get out off this. Throw a rock at a bear and then heroically save her from mauling.


Thanks aplenty to Phobotech for the great user icon.

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Response to I'm retarded. 2009-07-17 20:58:24 Reply

You're not retarded, you're just witty.

They're pretty close to each other, though.
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Response to I'm retarded. 2009-07-17 20:58:51 Reply

Ouch, try using common sense.


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Response to I'm retarded. 2009-07-17 20:59:32 Reply

yeah cause u had wood

I tried...
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Response to I'm retarded. 2009-07-17 21:00:08 Reply

We already knew this...

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Response to I'm retarded. 2009-07-17 21:00:28 Reply

i know a half retarded kid, hes fun to be around ahaha

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Response to I'm retarded. 2009-07-17 21:01:31 Reply

that actually made me chuckle a bit

god my sense of humor is in the shitter

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Response to I'm retarded. 2009-07-17 21:01:59 Reply

At 7/17/09 08:56 PM, Earthshine wrote: *face palm*

Agreed.


Below links to the Emma Watson innuendo mega-thread. Prepare yourself.
Thread.

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Response to I'm retarded. 2009-07-17 21:03:17 Reply

I'm happy to hear some of my fellow brethren can appreciate lame humour. lol.


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Response to I'm retarded. 2009-07-17 21:04:02 Reply

At 7/17/09 08:55 PM, Dobio wrote: I was talking to this chick and she's like, "I can't believe I'm about to be sappy" and I replied, "Why? Did you bite into a tree?"

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Also, you didn't accept the excellent user page banner which I SLAVED over for you. You know what Dobio? You is retarded! I bet she had real fine ass legs too didn't she? Like legs that went straight up to her fine curvaceous ass, and beautiful Alaskan blue eyes, and hair which resembled golden silk. Oh man, I should beat you with a rubber hose Mr.

Oh did I mention those titties? They'll keep you beggin' for butter milk, and those lips? God damn, they could suck start a leaf blower.

I'm retarded.


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Response to I'm retarded. 2009-07-17 21:05:11 Reply

Pretty cute. Although it is quite stupid, but cute.


What a shame, Mister Jensen.
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Response to I'm retarded. 2009-07-17 21:05:20 Reply

At 7/17/09 09:04 PM, cast wrote: Also, you didn't accept the excellent user page banner which I SLAVED over for you. You know what Dobio?

It offended my chinese heritage...make me one hating an ethnic group I'm not part of and I'll consider using it. :(


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Response to I'm retarded. 2009-07-17 21:06:35 Reply

What happened after you said that? Did she get pissed and not tell you what was on her mind?


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Response to I'm retarded. 2009-07-17 21:14:35 Reply

My GEE EFF was all like, 'You look down, what's wrong?' and I was all like, 'Of course I'm down, I have my face in a pillow.'

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Response to I'm retarded. 2009-07-17 21:14:43 Reply

i don't even know what the ev. slang for "sappy" would mean, so when i read your post IT ALL MADE SO MUCH SENSE, WITH TEH TREE AND TEH STUFFZ<


Wakka wakka

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Response to I'm retarded. 2009-07-17 21:16:03 Reply

from my experience, girls like that corny shit. good job!

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Response to I'm retarded. 2009-07-17 21:17:40 Reply

Haha I actually find this really funny and quite clever.


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Response to I'm retarded. 2009-07-17 21:19:05 Reply

Your a newgrounder, let alone a mod you really think you'll be able to talk to women? :P

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Response to I'm retarded. 2009-07-17 21:20:08 Reply

Well, I thought it was funny.

Whats funny is it seems most people here think its funny. So I guess we all must have a lame sense of humor <__<

If you say you don't then you're denying yourself.
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Response to I'm retarded. 2009-07-17 21:20:41 Reply

At 7/17/09 09:19 PM, I-RULE-OVER-ALL wrote: Your a newgrounder, let alone a mod you really think you'll be able to talk to women? :P

I met this chick when I was demodded, so nyah.


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Response to I'm retarded. 2009-07-17 21:21:29 Reply

At 7/17/09 08:56 PM, TheSilverGuitar wrote: That's actually rather clever.

I bet it didn't get her wet tho

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Response to I'm retarded. 2009-07-17 21:29:52 Reply

Yeah well I didn't think it was so funny.

I'm retarded.


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Response to I'm retarded. 2009-07-17 21:51:11 Reply

Your the king of pickup lines.


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