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have u ever beat up a fat guy 2009-07-17 15:41:32 Reply

i did last night. i weight like 138 and im gunna be a junior in high school. other guy weighed like 210 lol same grade. well he threw a pole at me so i threw a almost empty drink at him and he got pissed when a lil organe got on his "michael jordan" shirt lol.

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Response to have u ever beat up a fat guy 2009-07-17 15:42:40 Reply

At 7/17/09 03:41 PM, Millsey612 wrote: im gunna be a junior in high school.

Yeah right.

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Response to have u ever beat up a fat guy 2009-07-17 15:43:59 Reply

Sorry, none of this makes sense.


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Response to have u ever beat up a fat guy 2009-07-17 15:44:22 Reply

lol yeah right what? im kinda small


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Response to have u ever beat up a fat guy 2009-07-17 15:44:22 Reply

At 7/17/09 03:41 PM, Millsey612 wrote: a lil organe got on his "michael jordan" shirt lol.

organe i have encountered this stuff before i believe.

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Response to have u ever beat up a fat guy 2009-07-17 15:44:29 Reply

At 7/17/09 03:41 PM, Millsey612 wrote: well he threw a pole at me

Interesting...


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Response to have u ever beat up a fat guy 2009-07-17 15:46:02 Reply

organe i have encountered this stuff before i believe.

i ment orange i cant fuckin spell sorry lol


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Response to have u ever beat up a fat guy 2009-07-17 15:50:49 Reply

So he threw a pole at you and you threw a can at him and you won? What?

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Response to have u ever beat up a fat guy 2009-07-17 15:51:52 Reply

At 7/17/09 03:41 PM, Millsey612 wrote: i did last night. i weight like 138 and im gunna be a junior in high school. other guy weighed like 210 lol same grade. well he threw a pole at me so i threw a almost empty drink at him and he got pissed when a lil organe got on his "michael jordan" shirt lol.

comment on my story or share some of your own =]

Want a cookie? Maybe you can get so fat to the point where you don't walk. Maybe then you can't get to your computer and post bullshit stories on Newgrounds.

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Response to have u ever beat up a fat guy 2009-07-17 15:53:12 Reply

Well, 210lbs might not be that fatty depending on height. But I think you'll lose in an instant because fat or not, that guy is pretty big.


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Response to have u ever beat up a fat guy 2009-07-17 15:53:54 Reply

idk how a spell and shit. but after like and hour he manned up cause his friends were talkin to him he tried to throw a slushy at me and missed and hit his friends car.(we're at sonic) then alf and hour later he approched me and we fought it out in the parking lot. i put his ass on the ground and started hittin him in the face.


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Response to have u ever beat up a fat guy 2009-07-17 15:53:59 Reply

You didn't beat him up, kiddo. You threw a very unthreatening can of carbonated beverage.

Shame on you young man.


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Response to have u ever beat up a fat guy 2009-07-17 15:54:05 Reply

I beat myself up every night, in a desperate attempt to cause serious harm to myself, caused by self hate of by my ever-expanding fat.

Does that count?


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Response to have u ever beat up a fat guy 2009-07-17 15:55:55 Reply

At 7/17/09 03:53 PM, Krbyfan1 wrote: You didn't beat him up, kiddo. You threw a very unthreatening can of carbonated beverage.

Shame on you young man.

Oh way to include all the details in the OP as well.

You must be going into middle school.


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Response to have u ever beat up a fat guy 2009-07-17 15:56:58 Reply

I'm fat. Leave me alone.

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Response to have u ever beat up a fat guy 2009-07-17 15:57:28 Reply

Fuck fat people.


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Response to have u ever beat up a fat guy 2009-07-17 16:15:22 Reply

At 7/17/09 03:57 PM, Legionnaire-X wrote: Fuck fat people.

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Response to have u ever beat up a fat guy 2009-07-17 16:21:00 Reply

I beat up a really skinny dude once. It was fun.


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Response to have u ever beat up a fat guy 2009-07-17 17:16:02 Reply

Haha, I'm a fat guy, and I love playing football with all my skinny as fuck friends. I'm usually picked first FTW.


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Response to have u ever beat up a fat guy 2009-07-17 17:18:58 Reply

Yes. He told me I should try out for boxing...boom boom?


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Response to have u ever beat up a fat guy 2009-07-17 17:21:28 Reply

Is it fun to punch him and watch the shockave make him jiggle?

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Response to have u ever beat up a fat guy 2009-07-17 18:37:35 Reply

That story is complete bullshit.


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Response to have u ever beat up a fat guy 2009-07-17 18:44:01 Reply

At 7/17/09 03:41 PM, Millsey612 wrote: i did... ..."michael jordan"... ...lol.

comment on my... ...own =]

i can quote parts of stories

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Response to have u ever beat up a fat guy 2009-07-17 19:49:51 Reply

I got in a fight with a 235 pound fat kid!


If there were one thing I would take away from the world, it would be this guy.
^you know, I have actually gotten two PMs from newbs saying "WHAT THE FUCK WHY ME?!"^^^^

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Response to have u ever beat up a fat guy 2009-07-17 19:52:06 Reply

i once had a fight against a fattie

they are very strong but loose due exhaustion

i won, with a broken nose

also its a myth that they feel less they fell everything just as you do


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Response to have u ever beat up a fat guy 2009-07-17 19:52:52 Reply

At 7/17/09 06:37 PM, Fallenswordman wrote: That story is complete bullshit.

Yes it is.


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Response to have u ever beat up a fat guy 2009-07-17 19:53:34 Reply

I beat up this kid named Larry with a pole he ended up passing out.


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Response to have u ever beat up a fat guy 2009-07-17 19:54:37 Reply

Organe.


My signature was old so I changed it.

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Response to have u ever beat up a fat guy 2009-07-17 21:24:24 Reply

Yeah I've beaten one up several times :) He's about 5 stone heavier than me. All fat
He always starts on me. So I punch him. Repeatadly.
Then he threatens to tell his police parents. But never does.
And it happens over and over. You would of thought he'd learnt by now


I be 1337zorz....

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