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At 7/28/09 08:42 AM, unowned wrote: then u got pwned twice bitch

ye ye

When I was on acid, I would see things like beams of light
and I would hear things that sounded an awful lot like car horns. Because of acid, I now know that butter is way better than margarine. - Mitch Hedberg

You see, you really are just an asshole.

The amount of posers in this thread is giving me rashes

never done shit for me

At 7/28/09 09:26 AM, mushroomn wrote: The amount of posers in this thread is giving me rashes

lets take photos, you're one!

1st try nothing 3rd try... Highest I have ever been in my life. Lets not discuss the 2nd try bad memories.

My first time will Ol'Potty. I was at a Party in High School with my cousion. Her and her boyfriend ahd a Zong and I burned 2 Whole bowls of KB straight to the head. I was High as a Kite, all night. Ihad a blast, running around and laughing my ass off.

first time i got high i went swimming and then i bought $20 worth of McDonalds food, smoked a little more and bought another $20 dollars worth of food watched Strange Wilderness then got super tired.

First couple of times was ok.
The first time when I got seriously mashed, I had ten joints to myself, and later spent a good two hours with my head over the toilet vomiting everything out of my body that my body could find to get rid of. To say my head was swimming would be an understatement. My mind was rapidly switching between completely random thoughts at a rate of about five thoughts per second. Childhood, politics, race, sex, entertainment, religion, humour, etc, were all flashing through my brain at an unstoppable rate. Throughout the whole ordeal I was talking to myself in my head saying things like "You're gonna be fine man" and I kept referring to the toilet as "My Japanese friend".

Drug attics

At 7/30/09 04:25 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: First couple of times was ok.

haha, thats dumb

The first time i got high was in my bed room off of some stress. After the first couple hits I was GONE. All i can remeber is laughing non stop,and feeling as if my limbs were detached from my body.

good times

Weed trip?

Hmm.. well, ive had so much weed i started seeing shit in grass, but that was being so fucked up i forgot how to move.

and the colours that everything was changing to was incredible..

this was on hydro btw

At a friends house. Surprisingly nice house. We smoked 2 blunts, went into the house, and listened to Better off alone by Alice Deejay.

Twas' legit.

I never smoked. I am a Good Citizen.

Great, I'll steal your money while you're all too busy getting high like a fucking moron.

I fucking hate all you potheads.

At 7/30/09 04:39 PM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote: Great, I'll steal your money while you're all too busy getting high like a fucking moron.

I fucking hate all you potheads.

At least I am not a self loathing recluse that judges others but does nothing to better their own life.

It was 12 years ago. It was my 13th birthday and a friend gave me a joint as a present. He couldn't stay so I smoked it by myself. I was home alone and I walked around my backyard smoking it and put it out halfway as I wasn't feeling anything. I lit up a cigarette and it hit me shortly after. It was a glorious feeling and I ran to my room and put on some Soundgarden. I laid on my waterbed and stayed there for an hour, the feeling started to go away so I smoked the rest. The high intensified and I continued to listen to Soundgarden, the album was Superunknown, and it sounded like the greatest thing on Earth. I was hooked ever since. I used to smoke everyday now I only smoke 2-3 times a month.

My first time was about a month or so ago. I did a "dravity" my first time using a Deer Park bottle since my friends' mom found their pipe earlier that day and smashed it. It started pouring down rain afterwards but I felt so fucking good I didn't care.

At 7/28/09 06:52 AM, Sekhem wrote: have fun with your kiddy entry drugs you fucking shut-ins

Lol. First of all, if you are doing anything harder, your fucking stupid. Weed is non addictive, and the drug dealer is usually the reason people move on to heavier stuff. I have been smoking since I was 13. I have a job, just bought a car, have a girlfriend, and im about to get college going. Its true some people just sit around and smoke, but its not like if you smoke your suddenly worthless to society. It's like drinking except not as bed for you.

First time I smoked it, it was godlike. I was sitting near a tree in a circle with about 10 other people. They all had a hit from the bong already and they handed it to me. I said to the person handing me the bong "I never smoked weed before.."

He looks around at the other people there with a smile on his face "haha! no way! you know what this means!"

so he packs me a big ass bowl with a lot of crystal and I had such a big hit I couldn't even take th chamber after. The guy who handed me the bong gave me props for having my first hit off weed.

I didnt feel anything for about 2 minutes, but I guess my face was red because the guy who was sitting next to me said "HAH! look at scotts face!" and I was staring at the clouds so I didnt notice everyone else. Then they started making me trip out by pretending to throw stuff at me, saying they called the cops, ect.