Forum Topic: Cat wants my dick?

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renzu15

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Posted at: 7/17/09 01:20 PM

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I've noticed, from several occasions of me petting a female cat... that they really get into it. Like I'll pet them and they'll pace back and fowarth.
First she'll let me pet her, the she walks away slightly and lifts her tail up revealing her cat-vagina and asshole. While she's lifting her tail up she's also turning her head towards me like she's saying "You Like"?

And she will keep doing it and she gets really tense like she wants to mate. And continues to put her vagina in my face. So I walk away but she follows.

Are female cats sexually attracted to humans?

haha, hey


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At 7/17/09 01:20 PM, renzu15 wrote:

Are female cats sexually attracted to humans?

It's just you, bro.


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At 7/17/09 01:20 PM, renzu15 wrote: And she will keep doing it and she gets really tense like she wants to mate.

So why don't you?


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Congrats, you're a furry!


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Its a vagina non the less

go go go


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Don't worry, my cat did that to me all of the time.

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At 7/17/09 01:20 PM, renzu15 wrote: Are female cats sexually attracted to humans?

Not even when they smell like fish.


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Why would cats be attaracted to humans...?

Lol


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could you even get her pregnant?

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do it and try to make cat human babies

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If you are furry go for it.

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At 7/17/09 02:34 PM, Attacknun wrote: If you are furry go for it.

furries don't fuck animals! that's beastality


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At 7/17/09 01:22 PM, Jawdyn wrote: Congrats, you're a furry!

/stereotype

My cat does that all the time, and it's male, but they don't do it in the way you think about it.


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Your cat can talk?

My opinions are so useless, I don't even listen to them.

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get a male cat because she is in heat and wants to have sex so find a male cat and then let em fuck

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At 7/17/09 02:34 PM, Attacknun wrote: If you are furry go for it.

Here comes... "OMG pics plz"


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At 7/17/09 02:38 PM, FatJoe214 wrote: get a male cat because she is in heat and wants to have sex so find a male cat and then let em fuck

This. Is she an adolescent cat because that could explain her sexual behaviour.

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She's just friendly, you are a bad man for thinking in such ways.

Will suck cock for food.

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This thread scares me. O.o

I think your cat just likes you.

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My cat does that to me all the time. I think it's because only humans need an emotional connection to mate, so animals can do whatever they want and get away with it.

Below links to the Emma Watson innuendo mega-thread. Prepare yourself.
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You disgust me.


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At 7/17/09 02:38 PM, FatJoe214 wrote: get a male cat because she is in heat and wants to have sex so find a male cat and then let em fuck

this man's cat is not in heat. a cat in heat reacts very differently to anyone touching her. she'll usually stick her ass way up in the air and start making an obnoxious moaning whining noise.

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At 7/17/09 02:36 PM, Blaze-Heatnix wrote:
At 7/17/09 01:22 PM, Jawdyn wrote: Congrats, you're a furry!
/stereotype

My cat does that all the time, and it's male, but they don't do it in the way you think about it.

You would probably try to rape it.

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At 7/17/09 02:48 PM, Silent-G wrote:
At 7/17/09 02:38 PM, FatJoe214 wrote: get a male cat because she is in heat and wants to have sex so find a male cat and then let em fuck
she'll usually stick her ass way up in the air and start making an obnoxious moaning whining noise.

I like that, I like it a LOT.

/ psycho freak cat fucker.

Lol, I'm an alt.

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Ugggh

I was about to eat lunch too. Thanks a lot man.

This is the most messed up thread ever

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At 7/17/09 02:35 PM, lawlmaster wrote:
At 7/17/09 02:34 PM, Attacknun wrote: If you are furry go for it.
furries don't fuck animals! that's beastality

Furries do that too, to an extent.

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At 7/17/09 01:20 PM, renzu15 wrote:

:I want to bone my cat, etc.

Congratulations dude, you've hit puberty!

But seriously, the fact that you're even thinking sexual thoughts about your own cat is wrong, in the fullest extent of the word.


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Prepare for bad pun in 3... 2... 1...

Yeah, fuck that pussy's pussy bro.

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At 7/17/09 01:23 PM, meeesta wrote: Why would cats be attaracted to humans...?

why would humans be attracted to cats... ?
that doesnt make sense to me either


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At 7/17/09 03:26 PM, igott wrote:
At 7/17/09 02:35 PM, lawlmaster wrote:
At 7/17/09 02:34 PM, Attacknun wrote: If you are furry go for it.
furries don't fuck animals! that's beastality
Furries do that too, to an extent.

not all of them, there are different types of furries (I dont want to dress up in animal costums, and definetly fuck a cat!)


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