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North out for a duck! Shocker, sort it out Aussies!

I really shouldn't gloat with 3 tests left to play...

TEST TWO AIN'T OVER MOTHER FUCKER

At 7/17/09 12:56 PM, Kirk-Cocaine wrote: North out for a duck! Shocker, sort it out Aussies!

I really shouldn't gloat with 3 tests left to play...

I suggest we don't hold back, this may be as good as it gets! Looks like the Aussies won't make the follow on target now, they have underestimated our greatest weapon... the weather! Here's hoping we get to bat in the sunshine every match and they keep having to face Anderson swinging the ball all over the place in the gloom :D.

Though even with the ball swinging this is a pretty feeble batting display...

At 7/17/09 01:20 PM, Jesse-Ray wrote: TEST TWO AIN'T OVER MOTHER FUCKER

England 425 v Australia 156-8

It's over. Sorry.

HAAA

2nd Innings, it'll be worth putting money down on Australia

Never really understood the rules of cricket. Earlier this year I was at a cricket club when there was a game on and the place was populated mostly by old women.

Have we lost yet?

So why did England elect to bat when they could have made Australia follow on? Is it weather, CAN ENGLAND CONTROL THEIR OWN WEATHER?!?!?!?!

At 7/17/09 10:54 AM, Jonny879 wrote: cricket is boring. some guy bowls, batsmen hits the ball, the fielders catch the ball and scream out
"yeeeeeah!!"

You could say that about baseball ya idiot.

At 7/17/09 10:54 AM, Kirk-Cocaine wrote:

At 7/17/09 10:50 AM, Jesse-Ray wrote: the English are cheaters

If you're referring to the first test, just because your bowlers weren't good enough to get out Monty or Anderson doesn't mean we're cheaters.

The mods are in on the ritual. RUN!!!!!

So it's what's surely the last day, Hussey and Clarke need to get 200 each for Australia to stand a chance, *fingers crossed*.

Who is watching this, it's starting to look like Clarke and Haddin are gonna cause the biggest upset.

Touch wood

Is ashes some slang from over the pond?

Only England could throw away such a huge lead...

Saying that if they can get a wicket early tomorrow I still think England will win this, but it should have been over today. Agonising watching ahead tomorrow.

Well here we go then! Tourists need 209. Shaping up to be a classic.

At 7/19/09 01:09 PM, Armerad wrote: Is ashes some slang from over the pond?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_ashes

Wallop! Haddin gone, dream start for England.

And it's all over, tourists short by 115 runs. Absolute heroics from Freddie this morning, amazing display from the lad, great finish to his test career at Lord's. Roll on the third test!

England 1 - 0 Australia.

England are 1-0 up. great bowling by Flintoff and Swan

I'm gonna miss Flintoff, he's the best bowler in the world

I woke up at 1 this afternoon and it was already over. Kind of disappointed to have missed it, tbh.

I'm surprised bad light didn't stop play, you know what those Aussies are like.

So, cricket, huh? Well, I know nothing of it.
Next time, Australia needs to wake up. Wake up and smell the ashes.

At 7/20/09 07:52 AM, elcriz000 wrote: England are 1-0 up. great bowling by Flintoff and Swan

I'm gonna miss Flintoff, he's the best bowler in the world

He's still taking part in one day internationals isn't he?

At 7/20/09 08:55 AM, lucksnake13 wrote: He's still taking part in one day internationals isn't he?

And Twenty20, but nothing compares to the 5 day tests.

Good Gawd, we aren't even gonna have to bat a second innings and our first innings we took so lightly with the boundary attempts. I hope you're watching this Kirk.

That fat Ozzie Shane Warne isn't in it, so I'm not intrested.

At 8/8/09 01:27 PM, BobbaQ wrote: That fat Ozzie Shane Warne isn't in it, so I'm not intrested.

He's one of the commentators depending what broadcast you're getting, yeah nah he retired still with a good 2 years in him.