Denmark

[Dr-Moose]

hey everybody check out this awesome site, it's so cool. Totally!

John's Denamrk News

[staphita]

Denmark....Is that the place where the little boy stuck his finger in a dyke?

[SpinTolk]

At 1/31/04 06:07 PM, staphita wrote: Denmark....Is that the place where the little boy stuck his finger in a dyke?

yeah I think that you mean that place:p

[Dr-Moose]

well you can learn all about denmark and it's rich history of pirates and attacks on canada by visiting the site

[Dr-Moose]

Did I mention the pirates?

[Ulven]

Norway>Denmark No offence but we were better at pillaging.

[Dr-Moose]

screw you, denmark could kick norways ass any day of the week

[Antareus]

AND WE OWNED NORWAY ONCE BUT GAVE IT BACK TO THEM!!!!!

(im your master! :P)

[Dr-Moose]

whoa whoa whoa.... who's we?

[Antareus]

all the danes you moron

[Dr-Moose]

what the hell is a dane?

[Antareus]

LOL! YOUVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME

a dane is a danish person

(dansk person)

you should no this

[Dr-Moose]

you mean the denmarkians?

[Dr-Moose]

look whatever just check out the site

The news in denmark

[LittleLordFauntLeRoy]

Is it true that there is a law in Denmark that says that every citizen must have a dog and have sexual relations with it?

[Ulven]

At 1/31/04 07:47 PM, Dr_Moose wrote: screw you, denmark could kick norways ass any day of the week

Here I said no offence but you just didn't see that did you?
I won't jump at your throat as you tried to do with me but Norway is better in many ways like:Taxes,we don't use 50% of our money to pay to the greedy goverent as you do,Water,our water is better than yours yours have more pollution in it,Mountains,you don't have them,Food,you don't have any special food either all you have is what you get from Germany,size,Denmark is just to small,Windmills,you have lots of windmills who's extremely ugly to look at,Skisports,the Danish people suck at skiing.

[Antareus]

At 1/31/04 09:23 PM, shazzam wrote: Is it true that there is a law in Denmark that says that every citizen must have a dog and have sexual relations with it?

...fuck you

[wdfcverfgtghm]

I didn't even realize Denmark was still a country. It's like, what the crap after the Kalmar union breaks up Oldenburg can just take them over. N E WAYS, yeah does Denmark even do anything anymore?

[Antareus]

At 1/31/04 10:11 PM, Ulven wrote: Here I said no offence but you just didn't see that did you?
I won't jump at your throat as you tried to do with me but Norway is better in many ways like:Taxes,we don't use 50% of our money to pay to the greedy goverent as you do,Water,our water is better than yours yours have more pollution in it,Mountains,you don't have them,Food,you don't have any special food either all you have is what you get from Germany,size,Denmark is just to small,Windmills,you have lots of windmills who's extremely ugly to look at,Skisports,the Danish people suck at skiing.

here are my comments for you NORWAY.first our taxes arnt 50% maybe norway but not DK.our water might be more polluted but atleast not as bad as italy or somewhere else and just because we can get it from a mountain doesnt your waters better then ours.WTF do we need mountains for??? O so we dont have a special food? well next time do some more research. hotdogs is thing danish. bacon and allot of other pig food are danish. also this fish thing which i dont no wat you call in english. Denmark might be small ... so wat! we were big enuf to get your crappy country ,greenland, and some islands of usa! ...windmills... you are one idiot bringing this up! we might have allot of windmills but its only about 1/10 of wat germany has. and o no they look ugly wat am i ever gonna do well listen up here instead of burning fusil fuels and polluting the envirenment we have windmills. and your from norway so why should you care if they look bad?!

and last but not least SKING SUCKS. we probaly suck at sking because we dont have a mountain right next to us. NOO we would have to go to your crappy country! and sking is such a crappy sport i mean wow you stand on some wood and go down a hill YUBII! >:( Rugby,American Football, Soccer,TENNIS, and allot of other sports are at least 50 times better then skiing!

i hope this provides you with some info about DENMARK!

[Antareus]

At 2/2/04 11:39 AM, SirAnarchyPenguin wrote: I didn't even realize Denmark was still a country. It's like, what the crap after the Kalmar union breaks up Oldenburg can just take them over. N E WAYS, yeah does Denmark even do anything anymore?

...dude seriously if your gonna throw something that dumb out then plz do some research you blind fuck!
1. wtf is Kalmar union???
2. wheres oldenburg???
3.so denmark doesnt do anything? DO SOME FUCKING RESEACH WILL YOU!!!???

[Antareus]

ok im think im over reacting (sorry) but i just hate it when people disgrace my home country without even knowing wat they are talking about. also the part where i said denmark owned norway et... well its true.

but anyway sorry and please dont mess with it unless you got a real good reason why and that you know wat the hell your talking about..

SOZ

[wdfcverfgtghm]

At 2/2/04 11:54 AM, coolblue305 wrote: plz do some research
1. wtf is Kalmar union???

AWESOMEST IRONY ON THE INTERNET EVER! Do they have history class in Denmark? Becuase I think that they don't.

2. wheres oldenburg???

Or geography?

Or Europa Universalis 2?

3.so denmark doesnt do anything?

= Gimmick Win

DO SOME FUCKING RESEACH WILL YOU!!!???

Eye + Urn + Knee

Please Denmark, I can only win so much and you're hogging all of my wins.

[Ginga-Pirate-Ninja]

What's a denmark?

[Antareus]

At 2/2/04 12:27 PM, SirAnarchyPenguin wrote:

At 2/2/04 11:54 AM, coolblue305 wrote: plz do some research
1. wtf is Kalmar union???

AWESOMEST IRONY ON THE INTERNET EVER! Do they have history class in Denmark? Becuase I think that they don't.

2. wheres oldenburg???

Or geography?

Or Europa Universalis 2?

3.so denmark doesnt do anything?

= Gimmick Win

DO SOME FUCKING RESEACH WILL YOU!!!???

Eye + Urn + Knee

Please Denmark, I can only win so much and you're hogging all of my wins.

sorry dude you got it all wrong im FROM DENMARK i dont live there havent lived here for 7 years give me a break!

[wdfcverfgtghm]

At 2/2/04 01:01 PM, coolblue305 wrote:
sorry dude you got it all wrong im FROM DENMARK i dont live there havent lived here for 7 years give me a break!

What the fuck are you talking about? Did I miss the conversation/caring about where you are from/who you are? BECAUSE I THINK THAT I DID!!!

Win

Kalmar Union

Win

[Dr-Moose]

At 1/31/04 10:11 PM, Ulven wrote: Here I said no offence but you just didn't see that did you?
I won't jump at your throat as you tried to do with me but Norway is better in many ways like:Taxes,we don't use 50% of our money to pay to the greedy goverent as you do,Water,our water is better than yours yours have more pollution in it,Mountains,you don't have them,Food,you don't have any special food either all you have is what you get from Germany,size,Denmark is just to small,Windmills,you have lots of windmills who's extremely ugly to look at,Skisports,the Danish people suck at skiing.

ok don't refer to things in denmark as mine. I'm american. I'm not even part denmarkian. I'm irish. I don't even know where denmark is.

[1337Ranson]

At 2/2/04 11:39 AM, SirAnarchyPenguin wrote: I didn't even realize Denmark was still a country. It's like, what the crap after the Kalmar union breaks up Oldenburg can just take them over. N E WAYS, yeah does Denmark even do anything anymore?

Actually, so long as Denmark can avoid any unnecessary wars with Sweden (a strong alliance with Russia can usually prevent this) Denmark has a lot of oppurtunities at the end of the kalmar union. They can epand into Northern Germany or the baltic region and can even beat france and England to colonizing North America in some instances.

[wdfcverfgtghm]

At 2/2/04 04:15 PM, Kensai_Ranson wrote:

At 2/2/04 11:39 AM, SirAnarchyPenguin wrote: I didn't even realize Denmark was still a country. It's like, what the crap after the Kalmar union breaks up Oldenburg can just take them over. N E WAYS, yeah does Denmark even do anything anymore?

Actually, so long as Denmark can avoid any unnecessary wars with Sweden (a strong alliance with Russia can usually prevent this) Denmark has a lot of oppurtunities at the end of the kalmar union. They can epand into Northern Germany or the baltic region and can even beat france and England to colonizing North America in some instances.

Really? Because I thought my Permanent cassus belli that I have on Eire allows me to declare war on them for 0 stablitiy once I'm protestant, thus allowing me to Attacking any of thier allies, often including Denmark.

I THOUGHT THAT BECAUSE I CONTROL 14 C.O.T.

pwned

[Dr-Moose]

umm..... look just check out the site

[wdfcverfgtghm]

At 2/2/04 04:23 PM, Dr_Moose wrote: umm..... look just check out the site

Sounds like someone wants to be annexed.