So its that time of year again for SlntCobra1! The clock has just struck 12am and he is now officially 19 years old.
Happy birthday dude! One year closer to your death bed! Good job!
Now, for your birthday present from me to you, I give you 6 midgets dressed in lederhosen and they will tap dance around your bed till you sit down and feed them cookies! Cookies and rape! Haha, have a good one anyway, try not to wear them down!
Oh and another thing, because I'm good to you, I found you a lady friend, I hope you like her. She doesn't bite.....Honest!