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About time! I'm FurryDemon...but I'm not a Furry at all, so yeah.
I'm also an Australian.

At 7/17/09 03:08 AM, o0-0o wrote: Simple hellos are overrated. Also it`s 3:07 AM and I still cant sleep`. Oh well, at least I get to hang with you other time zoners.

Oh I'm right here with you man. Eastern Standard for the breadsticks baby. I'm flying high too, I won't crash before the sun comes up.

At 7/17/09 01:53 AM, Grubby wrote: Loooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnngg gggggggccccaaat is looooooooong

What a long introduction, sure beats mine.

IT'S A TRAP!

THIS IS THE REPLACEMENT FOR THE NG CHAT.

:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

At 7/17/09 03:37 AM, TehSlapHappy wrote: IT'S A TRAP!

THIS IS THE REPLACEMENT FOR THE NG CHAT.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

It's beautiful.....

Hello.

Allow me to introduce myself.

myself

My name is...
Slappy.
So nice to meet you

so nice to meet you

It's been a good time.

good time

Sorry I've been here so long!

so long

My name is...
Slappy.
I never meant to hurt you.

hurt you

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I made a NG account and now I post n' shit.

intro bitch.

I'm NEVR and I mod your posts ;)

I dunno if this thread will last, but then I'm a cynic. Prove me wrong, guys. I DARE YA.

At 7/17/09 04:17 AM, NEVR wrote:

Prove me wrong, guys. I DARE YA.

NEVR!

At 7/17/09 04:17 AM, NEVR wrote: I'm NEVR and I mod your posts ;)

I dunno if this thread will last, but then I'm a cynic. Prove me wrong, guys. I DARE YA.

ok, let me go find a midget to do some tricks for you, and ill take pics and put them here, only for you,I cant tell you what, but i can promise atleast three animals are involved, and probably, eventually, the fire department, for now, just enjoy this

[ I know you will ]

At 7/17/09 04:19 AM, Adio wrote: But, if I prove you wrong, you'll hit me again. ;__;

Naw homes, we tight. I'd never stike a brotha. ;P

At 7/17/09 04:20 AM, o0-0o wrote:

At 7/17/09 04:17 AM, NEVR wrote:

Prove me wrong, guys. I DARE YA.

NEVR!

Badum tsssshhhh!

Oh, we're supposed to introduce ourselves? smokie dokies.

I'm Me-Patch, and out of everyone on newgrounds I'm probably in the top 5 for best in best. And I'm always high. So just keep all that in mind I guess.

At 7/17/09 04:23 AM, Me-Patch wrote: Oh, we're supposed to introduce ourselves? smokie dokies.

I'm Me-Patch, and out of everyone on newgrounds I'm probably in the top 5 for best in best. And I'm always high. So just keep all that in mind I guess.

ive seen a bit of you around, and i have to "respectfully" disagree, lol

At 7/17/09 04:23 AM, Me-Patch wrote: I'm Me-Patch, and out of everyone on newgrounds I'm probably in the top 5 for best in best.

Son of a fucking bitch. I ruined my own joke. Fuck it.

I'm Me-Patch and I'm a fucking screw-up.

At 7/17/09 04:13 AM, Mendou wrote: Cool story, bro.

I guess this is a decent solution for kids to come talk about shit no one cares about.

Well done, mods.

I thought that was Paltalk's job minus the conversations about anime rpg's and xbox live.

At 7/17/09 04:24 AM, Leidolfr wrote:

At 7/17/09 04:23 AM, Me-Patch wrote: Oh, we're supposed to introduce ourselves? smokie dokies.

I'm Me-Patch, and out of everyone on newgrounds I'm probably in the top 5 for best in best. And I'm always high. So just keep all that in mind I guess.

ive seen a bit of you around, and i have to "respectfully" disagree, lol

Oh you dirty bitch. I meant to write best in bed, but now you're gonna stand here and say I'm not the best in best. You fucking whore.

At 7/17/09 04:32 AM, Me-Patch wrote: Oh you dirty bitch. I meant to write best in bed, but now you're gonna stand here and say I'm not the best in best. You fucking whore.

now now, dont get all butt hurt, all im saying is, theyre both pretty bold statements....

[ I dont need to say anymore, we all already know ]

My name is TNT, but you can call me Mr TNT. I demand respect bitches!

I am a mod. I will ban you if you break rules. I will also not ban you if you provide lulz.

Provide me with lulz please.

At 7/17/09 04:34 AM, Leidolfr wrote:

At 7/17/09 04:32 AM, Me-Patch wrote: Oh you dirty bitch. I meant to write best in bed, but now you're gonna stand here and say I'm not the best in best. You fucking whore.

now now, dont get all butt hurt, all im saying is, theyre both pretty bold statements....

[ I dont need to say anymore, we all already know ]

Oh yeah I'm fucking crying in my beer here. When I call you a fucking whore it's a term of endearment. It really is.

At 7/16/09 09:50 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: Whatup.

My girlfriend and I are going to watch Be Kind Rewind soon. I've got some of those big Heineken cans as well. Ace.

Its pretty funny, and overall a great movie.

Also it is too hot outside. I have started to become nocturnal; getting up in the evening, staying awake all night, and going to bed when everyone else is getting up.

I do the exact same thing, its just too damn hot out these days. Usually I go to bed around 6/7AM, you?

So, Its 3:58AM where I live, and Im doing nothing but posting on NG, playing Upshift Strikeracer (car combat) and listening to techno.

Did anyone actually get around to walking like an Egyptian?

sigh

Hello there I am Gagsy, my name is Leanne. Yes, I really am a girl, or a mockery of one anyway. I am 22 years old. I still live at home with my folks, too expensive too move out. I have a semi dead end job, that I dislike with a passion but I'm fucking excellent at it. Tedious to say the least.

You may know me as a post/stat whore. I guess I am somewhat, even though my posting habit has died down a lot. This is likely due to my continuous usage of the Stickam chatrooms. Which I find a better way to chat with Newgrounders.

My parents are getting divorced. My father has a girlfriend and hes cheated on my mum more times than I'd like to know. He went from being my idol and real life hero to a man I can't even look at. Not just due to him cheating on my mother, he has said some horrible things to me that has dented my already fragile state of mind. I won't bore with the details.

I'm very pessimistic on my own outlook but horribly positive for everyone else. I hold no value over my own life, and have already come to the conclusion that my death will likely happen needlessly. Perhaps die at the hands of a would be thief after I refuse to hand them my goods and they stab me or something. Good way to die in my opinion.

But on the other hand I'm terrified of dying. This is due to my lack of belief in faith, in a God, in a heaven. I don't believe in an afterlife (though I do believe in ghosts - Don't ask me to explain them, I can't). The idea of there being nothing when we die scares me a lot, but I can't change the fact that I will die, as will everyone I've ever known.

I don't believe in a lot of things. The latest thing I can't believe in is a happy marriage. I don't think human males are designed to be the sticking around kind. In nature certain animal dads stick around, mate for life maybe, others do the deed then disappear. I think we are more the latter than the former.

I generally hold more regard for animals than I do humans. I think we humans are vermin on the earth, overpopulating, polluting, causing extinction to other creatures. The fact that the world would do better from human extinction tells me we are the evil ones. So I hate people who don't have a shred of compassion towards other animals.

The two things I care about most in the world are my dog Frankie and my nephew Oliver. Both are the only things on this planet that get me generally smiling and forgetting my woes. I'd be lost without either.

I'm not very social, my own fault. I lose contact with friends and make no effect to get back with them. I don't care really, I only feel bad about it because others make me feel bad about it - Make me feel like I'm losing out. I very likely am, but.. I don't know, I just find idle chit-chat and false niceness horrible. Despite this fact, I find I can be a very easy person to like. I know how to make friends very well. I know just by looking at something and talking to them what a minute what they would want in a friend like me. I could be a fucking social friendship queen or some shit but I don't want to. One of the reasons I don't think I want to be social is due to my past friends. The ones I had from like age 9-14. My best friend Tessa, she was like a bitch basically. I was her little lackey. She used to say what we'd do, when we'd do it and how we'd do it. I had no control in my friendship with her and our other friends. I was their sheep, I followed. And it fucking depressed me.

I didn't realise when I was 14 that I was depressed. To be honest, depression wasn't really talked about much in kids then, not where I was anyway, and I was slowly spiraling down that road. I would vision myself jumping in front of vehicles all the time and had no idea why. One night me and my friends were drinking and I was out of control. I downed like a whole bottle of vodka in like 30 minutes, shot after shot. I still don't remember that night, but apparently I got racist, was throwing bottles at them, cried, told them how much I hated them and was generally horrible. I wish I could remember. Anyway, after that our friendship was dented badly. I stopped going to school so much and being chatty with them, even though we still hung out. I was sad, so fucking sad all the time and didn't realise it. Eventually they had enough and told me not to sit with them, so I didn't, and the friendship was over. And a lot of my trust in friendships died there. I was depressed, suicidally on some levels and my friends didn't try to help me, just turned their backs on me like that. It still hurts now, 8 years later.

Anyway, back to the now. One of the reasons I'm sure I am liked is due to my caring for others. Of course I have to know them first a little. I find it hard to feel sympathy for people I don't know, but people I do know? I love to help them. I do everything in my power to make others happy. It's probably selfish really, but their happiness turns into my happiness. I love helping people. No one needs to feel like I do.

In case you don't know I am obese. The only time I was skinny was when I was like 3, from then on I've just got bigger and bigger. Of course I've tried losing weight. I really don't know how to. It doesn't seem to go, and I know it's a terrible excuse but I have a horrible metabolism. I don't actually eat that much. Exercise is likely my let down, but I have no intention of joining a gym and letting people see my sweat only a fucking bike machine. I've toyed with the idea of getting a treadmill when I do move home, but we'll see I suppose.

My sexuality is a big question mark. My eyes wander more to women. It takes a very good looking man to turn my head. I guess I find both sexes attractive, but I'd like to try relationships with both and see how they go. Problem is, I hate relationships. I've turned down the chances for romance more times than I probably do realise. I think until I am more happy about myself I can't be with anyone. Which is downer but I'm just not comfortable having someone special. The fact that my most erotic of dreams has featured women tells me who I'd prefer to have a relationship with.

I'm probably very depressed. If I spoke to my doctor about how I feel all the time, she'd likely dose me up and every anti-depressant going. Sure it's tempting but I don't know. I think I'm just used to it now, as I can't remember when I was ever truly happy.

There are parts of my childhood that stemmed in abuse. I won't go into detail here. I just now realise what a fucked up child I was to want something dirty and wrong, and no doubt that haven't helped my state of mind any.

Anyway;

I have much too much time on my hands and I haunt NG for what feels like every waking moment. Certainly always do at work, and usually most of the time I'm at home. It's bad I know, but I have nothing else.

Why am I sharing so much? Fuck if I know. Just got typing and this is what happened. If anyone reads this, I'll be fucking amazed. Hi there.

So yes Newground Regulars this is me, this is Gagsy. I'm a mess and I feel at home here. Feel free to laugh or cry at me. Neither would surprise me.

Happy posting or not as the case may be.

<3

At 7/17/09 06:17 AM, Gagsy wrote: sigh

Nice +1.
4srs though, you should be ashamed of this post. You've made me sad.

At 7/17/09 06:23 AM, C-Hawk wrote:

Nice +1.

Fuck I've been foiled!

4srs though, you should be ashamed of this post. You've made me sad.

Lol I'm not at all. If no one reads it, I don't care. Glad to get it out really.

At 7/17/09 06:28 AM, Techno wrote:

At 7/17/09 06:17 AM, Gagsy wrote: Gagsy: The True Hollywood Story

Coming to a straight to dvd bargain bin near you soon!

Wow, i have learned so much.

don't your fingers hurt after typing all that?

I have 23,000 posts. What do you think?

At 7/17/09 06:17 AM, Gagsy wrote: Life Story!

I'm sorry you are such a sad/depressed person, I went through a phase where I felt a lot like that, though I'm mostly over it now. I feel bad that you have had some issues with your friends and family.
I'd like to thank you for sharing that though, some of my closest friends don't even share things with me, and I end up out of the loop a lot of the time, so even though I barely know you, I appreciate someone taking their time to tell people what's going on in their life, even if it was to everyone.
I also hope that you can eventually grow out of this state of mind/being, and I think you're a nice person.

Hello Newgrounds, just want to say quickly how much I'm enjoying my time on here with all of you.

Sorry for the possible double post here, but I'd like to introduce myself to this thread.
I am Spaghetti14 (obviously), but I wish my username was just Spagneti, because I hate having numbers, and it's kind of a personal nickname thing that I've come to enjoy.

I am 15 years old, and I've been coming to this site for about 2.5 years now, I never saw it before the redesign, but I still really like Newgrounds, even if I do resent it a little bit for taking up so much of my time. For example, I probably should be sleeping right now since I have to wake up in 6 hours, but yeah, I'm posting on NG instead.

Newgrounds has probably perverted me quite a bit, I know there's lots of things I would have never been exposed to (bad bad things) if I hadn't come on here, but at the same time, I've also grown from the experience. Posting in the art and general forums mainly, I've learned how to take criticism, not take things as personally, and how to converse with people. I seem to take things personally a lot, but the users of NG have helped, though intentionally, I do not know.

My art has also improved through the course of using this website. Obviously, it would still improve without it, as practice makes progress, but I think that the criticism and ratings from the forums/portal have kind of shaped my influence/progress. I know I have tried different approaches to drawing because of some of the art I've seen here.

Overall, even if it does suck up my time occasionally making posts that aren't beneficial to my life when I could be doing things to help my potential career path / school performance, I've come to love newgrounds, and even if I'm not that respected/well known, I'd like to be, and hope to become so.

This thread is a great idea btw. I know I'm not much of a regular (only 300 posts); sue me if you want but I'm a lawyer and I'll kick your butt in a Court of Law.

Hey I'm Sushi13 but you can call me Jon because Sushi13 was a stupid email address/username one of my friend's made for me when I was 13. Incidentally I was 16 when I signed up on here but for some reason I didn't make my username Sushi16.

I'm enjoying my Friday evening by playing the new Secret of Monkey Island, listening to classic rock and waiting for my partner's kids to go to bed so we can have sex without them walking in on us.

Wow. 10 pages in 9 hours. This was a good idea.
Anyway I'm basically not doing anything right now.
Next week I'll be gone camping up in New Hampshire.