So i'm on my way to P.E. and i realize i need to P.E.E (hahahahahaha)
so i make a pitt stop in the toilet.
I make my way to the cubicle because i don't want my dick shanked by some convict (my school is FULL of them.)
So I go to the first cubicle, they are generally the cleanest, since people dont go in them because they think it'd be the dirtiest, according to common knowledge anyway.
I make my way in and shut the door.
What i saw her shook the very foundation of my soul, and changed my life completely.
There were 2 fresh cigarettes in the toilet.
I used my investigationin%u200Bg skills to estimate that 2 men had walked into it and had a fag together.
I would NOT stand for this!
How could our school be of such poor hygene! what kind of education system are they running here!
So the next decision i made was a hard and long thought one.
After i'd finish pondering what my next move would be, I took action.
I proceeded to whip my cock out and pee all over the walls of the cubicle.
I pee'd everywhere BUT the toilet!
The floor, the walls, the ceiling, into the other cubicle, on a year 7 student.
And then I did the worst part yet.
I pee'd all over the toiled paper and on the toilet paper roll, the thing was DRENCHED.
After i'd finished I brushed up and pulled up my pants.
I opened the cubicle door and was confronted by 5 to 6 year 7 goonies.
These fellas were NOT happy.
As I looked at each, with my slick puma eyes I finally came to a short boy that was drenched in PISS.
I'd figured out what was going on here, this little fucker was a taddle tale and had called in his cohorts!
They proceeded to talk me down and bombard me with hurtful insults, I couldn't take it any more.
I let out a final bout.
"WHO WANTS SOME POUNDDDD CAKE!" I yelled with such energy, I then lept into the air and span in a 360 turn, in the same spot, DEFYING GRAVITY, FUCK GRAVITY. I kicked the piss soaked CUNT so fucking hard in the head his arm came off.
The rest of his lackies tried to escape but I manged to unzip my fly and CRUSH THEM with my MASSIVE cock.
I then hid the bodies in between the sky light and the protection screen, I pray to god no one looks up.
I then proceeded to wash my hands, comb my hair and leave the bathroom, just in time for P.E.
