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you could just ask; "how much for an hour?"

Knife or dick?

What?

Knife or dick?

Why?

Well you can either have dick, no knife. Or else I'm going to gut you like a fish and give you the dick anyway.

At 7/15/09 06:34 PM, SKS wrote: Knife or dick?

What?

Knife or dick?

Why?

Well you can either have dick, no knife. Or else I'm going to gut you like a fish and give you the dick anyway.

I dig that :0

I wouldn't really say anything, just immediately proceed to the sex.

At 7/15/09 06:22 PM, zach8109 wrote: Me: Are your legs tired?

Her: No.

Me: Mine are.

Her: Why?

Me: Because I've been running around stalking you all day.

This is only funny to people that have never been on 4chan. :P

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

At 7/15/09 03:35 PM, ReverendMayhem wrote: Hey, can you smell chloroform on this cloth?

Oh Hell yeah that will get them! I love that one. I shall steal it from you!

At 7/15/09 06:57 PM, HotHoboSex wrote:

At 7/15/09 03:35 PM, ReverendMayhem wrote: Hey, can you smell chloroform on this cloth?

Oh Hell yeah that will get them! I love that one. I shall steal it from you!

And so shall i muhawhaw

Come out straight faced, none of this romantic bullshit.

"Hi, you're hot. Let's go fuck somewhere."

I'm the Milkman! You want it front or back?
If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Do you work for UPS? Because I saw you checking out my package when I walked in here.
My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?

Haha that's all I got ;)

Hi.

Gets them all the time.

Oh, i got one.
"Wanna see a magic trick?
'Yeah?'
'We fuck, then you dissapeer.'

Mean but gets to the point!

i'm the one you gotta blow to get a drink around here.

''Hello deary, care for a bit of the ol' slap and tickle?"

At 7/15/09 03:59 PM, Shakyjake wrote: "Don't let this rape turn into a murder."

Works every time.

A classic.

At 7/15/09 07:25 PM, Atgod88 wrote: ''Hello deary, care for a bit of the ol' slap and tickle?"

A little movie called Beerfest?

get in the car now so i dont have to dump you in the lake later

"Hey, nice legs, what time do they open?"

...Nice shoes, Wana Fuck?

At 7/15/09 07:37 PM, SuperSonicUnleashed wrote: "Hey, nice legs, what time do they open?"

I tried it. It shut down as soon as i asked >:O

I'm going to kill you then fuck your dead body. Should I e-mail or IM the pics to your family?

ok.... here it goes...
Me: wanna do it?
Her: Eh. why not.

Hey baby, did you know in math class, You + Me = 69! OH!

hey babe, you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? <- champion
I'm like tacobell, spice up your night.. < .<
I will rape you (simple, easy to remember.)

Are you in a desert? Because i'm dry humping you!

Do you know karate? Cause you're a terrible poster!

At 7/16/09 10:02 PM, reviewer2 wrote: Are you a desert? Because i'm dry humping you!

You say this^

then she sais this> 'no I'm a cactus.

Your sister screamed and cried just like you when I was raping her too.

hey, lets fuck.

Hi, Billy Mays here bringing you another fantastic product. It's my dick. Satisfaction or your money back.