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Posted at: 7/15/09 04:31 PM
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At 7/15/09 03:42 PM, Viridis wrote: GET IN THE VAN
thats what i was thinking.
Posted at: 7/15/09 04:34 PM
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I would love for us to get aquainted further, perhaps divulge in a lengthy relationship and hopefully progress to raising a family.
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Posted at: 7/15/09 04:36 PM
At 7/15/09 04:34 PM, Fim wrote: I would love for us to get aquainted further, perhaps divulge in a lengthy relationship and hopefully progress to raising a family.
hey this is newgrounds if we take shit seriously the world blows up so get it right next time.
Posted at: 7/15/09 04:38 PM
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At 7/15/09 04:36 PM, movi3m4ster wrote: At 7/15/09 04:34 PM, Fim wrote: I would love for us to get aquainted further, perhaps divulge in a lengthy relationship and hopefully progress to raising a family.hey this is newgrounds if we take shit seriously the world blows up so get it right next time.
:D yes exactly....i have candy in the van...want sum!?!?
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Well I...you... erm... fuck it I'm hitting on you again.... ( as the 'again' suggests I've done this multiple times.... and it seems effective)
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Posted at: 7/15/09 04:40 PM
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At 7/15/09 03:40 PM, VinnyXY wrote: At 7/15/09 03:34 PM, lawlmaster wrote: I'll fuck your wife!What is with you and fucking? First you said you would fuck me and now someone's wife? I think you have issues!
At 7/15/09 03:34 PM, lawlmaster wrote: I'll fuck your wife!
you're a fucking moron. go fuck a barbwire fence.
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Posted at: 7/15/09 04:41 PM
At 7/15/09 04:40 PM, lawlmaster wrote: At 7/15/09 03:40 PM, VinnyXY wrote: At 7/15/09 03:34 PM, lawlmaster wrote: I'll fuck your wife!What is with you and fucking? First you said you would fuck me and now someone's wife? I think you have issues!you're a fucking moron. go fuck a barbwire fence.
ouch but funny
Posted at: 7/15/09 04:42 PM
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Me first...
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Posted at: 7/15/09 04:49 PM
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I'll play with your penis if you'll play with mine.
Posted at: 7/15/09 04:50 PM
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Does this chloroform smell like rag to you?
Posted at: 7/15/09 04:51 PM
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fuck the barbwire fence make him eat the manwich
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Posted at: 7/15/09 04:54 PM
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Hey do u have mirrors in your pants, cauz i can see myself in them.
Stop reading this! Read the post!
you're a fucking moron. go fuck a barbwire fence.fuck the barbwire fence make him eat the manwich
I love manwiches! They go great with my mankini
Posted at: 7/15/09 06:02 PM
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"You know what, you want to come to my place, eat some pizza and have sex?" "No.." "Chinese food, then?"
Gets them every time. Awwwww yeah.
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Posted at: 7/15/09 06:03 PM
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Hey, baby, hows abouts you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive? I got a lotta RAM.
Posted at: 7/15/09 06:05 PM
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"Nice eyes, may I remove them with the bartender's cork screw to save as souvenir for when I skull fuck you?"
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Posted at: 7/15/09 06:08 PM
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if i toss this 50¢ coin, what chances there is for me getting head?
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Posted at: 7/15/09 06:09 PM
At 7/15/09 06:08 PM, portalwarpedJP wrote: if i toss this 50¢ coin, what chances there is for me getting head?
i like your style :]
Posted at: 7/15/09 06:10 PM
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Posted at: 7/15/09 06:13 PM
If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
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Posted at: 7/15/09 06:14 PM
At 7/15/09 06:13 PM, JeanW wrote: If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
i said it already.
Posted at: 7/15/09 06:18 PM
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Hey baby, I can be your six and you can be me nine.
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Posted at: 7/15/09 06:19 PM
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I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
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Posted at: 7/15/09 06:20 PM
At 7/15/09 06:14 PM, portalwarpedJP wrote: At 7/15/09 06:13 PM, JeanW wrote: If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?i said it already.
sorry. i didn't realize, it actually took me forever to think of it, lol.
Posted at: 7/15/09 06:22 PM
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Me: Are your legs tired?
Her: No.
Me: Mine are.
Her: Why?
Me: Because I've been running around stalking you all day.
Posted at: 7/15/09 06:23 PM
At 7/15/09 06:20 PM, JeanW wrote: At 7/15/09 06:14 PM, portalwarpedJP wrote: At 7/15/09 06:13 PM, JeanW wrote: If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?i said it already.sorry. i didn't realize, it actually took me forever to think of it, lol.
it's okay then. just look the recent posts next time.
Posted at: 7/15/09 06:24 PM
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At 7/15/09 03:36 PM, TacoFreak wrote: Baby you turn my software into hardware.
this And "hey, wanna fuck?"
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Posted at: 7/15/09 06:27 PM
At 7/15/09 06:22 PM, zach8109 wrote: Me: Are your legs tired? Her: No. Me: Mine are. Her: Why? Me: Because I've been running around stalking you all day.
Yuh stole meh p0st!! N0!! I was ganna say it! >:[
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That takes the cake. Definitely awesome. Made me lol irl 4real. But yea this wins for sure.
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