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At 7/15/09 02:26 PM, VinnyXY wrote: what would you do?

What would you do if you came into your room and you saw that I have smashed your computer into peices?

Well, You would have to pay it back obviously... and i dont mean in money

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I'd force you into my basement, then torture you and have my minions molest you.


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If you destroyed my computer, I would thank you very much, now I can get a non gunked up, piece of obsolete shit. As well you have destroyed all my child pornography, so therefore I won't be proscuted for Child Exploitation laws. You would be doing me a favor! a BIG BIG favor!

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I'd probably be all like:

"Aww, man! What the fuck? What the fuck, man? Oh my, oh my God, man! Jesus! I mean, what the fuck!? What, just, just what the fuck? Why!? Why did you do that? Aww, man! Jesus Christ! What the hell? Dude! Oh my God! I mean seriously, just, I mean, why, why the hell would you do that? Fucking hell! What the fucking hell? I don't get it!? Why did you do that!?"


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I would hunt you down, rob you, castrate you, shove your severed dick in your mouth and your cut-off balls up your ass, make you swallow your cock, and kill you with a full-force curb-stomp. Yes, my computer means that much to me.


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Oh, nothing.

If I smashed your computer...

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First off, I'd punch you directly in the face for destroying my computer.
Second, I'd force you to buy me a new computer costing upwards of $1,000
Third, I'd thank you for smashing this piece of shit.


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i will tell you to GTFO of my house, if you won't leave then i will have to
use by "thunderbolt" on you. and by that i mean my gun. so please don't smash my comp.
it not very nice.


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Then I'd use my grandma's laptop.

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At 7/15/09 03:36 PM, VinnyXY wrote:
At 7/15/09 03:08 PM, dema-the-hedgehog wrote: Nothing i dont own a computer!

Laptop bitches!
Then how the hell are you able to post a reply?

My laptop!


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At 7/15/09 02:26 PM, VinnyXY wrote: what would you do?

What would you do if you came into your room and you saw that I have smashed your computer into peices?

Shout WTF!!!! cry, then throw the nearest thing I can grab, calm down, then hit you with a frying pan and then make you buy me a new one!

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id shove your head up my ass, to sufocate you


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My computer isn't in my room but I would probably have sex with your ear using your grey matter as lubrication.

For my next trick, I will need a condom and a volunteer.

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I would fucking break your legs... :( my gaming pc ><

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I would shoot you. Nobody better break my computer lol!

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I;'ll get mad and beat the crap who ever breaks my computer


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It would mean I can't send you PM's.

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I would take the mouse and introduce it in your ass until it penetrates your brain


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Well, my computer's on the moon. Good luck trying to find it!

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I'd feel sorry for the moron that put their computer in my room.


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I'd kill myself, the internetis my sanity.

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Shoot you in the fucking face and then steal yours.

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I would punch you in the face. HARD.

Then take your money.


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Thank you for freeing me.

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At 7/15/09 02:26 PM, VinnyXY wrote: what would you do?

What would you do if you came into your room and you saw that I have smashed your computer into peices?

I'd make you a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.


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I'd probably put you in a position of complete indescribable pain. Then, slowly pluck out each of the hairs on your body and then keep you in that position until you create me a machine that achieves time travel. But, instead of ME going inside the machine I'd throw you inside and make you experience the whole thing over and over and over and over etc.


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I would take off each of your fingernails (and toenails) one by one, then proceed to shove a watermelon down your dick.

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i would make you buy me the MOST EXPENSIVE ALIENWARE THERE IS. thats just mean considering that those things are like $10000 for the best one fully upgraded.

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What if I don't have a computer?


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I would slowly and forcefully push the fractured PCB's into your anus.

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