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At 7/15/09 02:27 PM, michelinman wrote: i don't think you're gonna get a wide variety of answers for this.

mother fucker! the one thread i say this in would get 30 replies in 20 minutes. fuck my life.

call the police, breaking and entering, and criminal damage, then i would claim on my insurance and get my £1000 back and build a new one

Smash yours

I'd have sex with you.

At 7/15/09 02:58 PM, lawlmaster wrote: I'd have sex with you.

WTF!?

I would yell TIME PARADOX!!!! and kill myself.

Dummy...

Call your parents, they'd pay for another. Otherwise, sue the bastards.

It wouldn't be that big of a loss since my computer is already a piece of shit. I would still kick your ass for damaging my stuff though, then I would call the police because you broke into my house.

Nothing i dont own a computer!

Laptop bitches!

At 7/15/09 03:01 PM, HecticCircleCrap wrote:

At 7/15/09 02:59 PM, VinnyXY wrote:

At 7/15/09 02:58 PM, lawlmaster wrote: I'd have sex with you.

WTF!?

Well, according to his signature, he even has sex with dragons, so it's reasonable.

damn right! now bend over Vinny!

I would "accidently" push you from a high height. Mine is custom built.

At 7/15/09 03:08 PM, dema-the-hedgehog wrote: Nothing i dont own a computer!

Laptop bitches!

Then how the hell are you able to post a reply?

First I would kick your ass then sue you. That's what I'd do. But here's a question for you, why the fuck would you have smashed another persons computer anyway? Damage your own fucking property.

my macbook has insurance

At 7/15/09 02:42 PM, Lolzer wrote: First I would smash your balls and leave you to die in pain and then i would turn to my second computer or just go to my laptop.

but if it were my gaming pc Id do that

I would make you buy me another one.

shocker

At 7/15/09 02:30 PM, JKMonkey wrote: I would beat the shit out of you until you paid me back for it and 15% interest

for labor for having to kick your ass

agreed, plus you would give me your credit cards. i want my Zone.

I'd kick your ass (and your balls) and then force you to buy me a new one.

i got 2 pocket knives next to my desk... you wouldn't get close enough

I would document the damage and recover any data that can be recovered, then I would file a lawsuit you in small claims court for the current value of the computer plus damages in lost revenue and buy a better one.

I would slice your neck with a piece of paper.

Paper cuts, you know?

At 7/15/09 03:08 PM, dema-the-hedgehog wrote: Nothing i dont own a computer!

Laptop bitches!

Too bad that laptop is short for laptop computer. Computer doesn't mean desktop by default.

And I would leave my old one out so that you can break that instead, then sue and/or get you arrested for property damage, breaking & entering, (etc.) and then build a new one. Dunno what I would do with my current one though, I only got it like 6 months ago.

If you smashed your computer I would beat your ass lol. I've worked on so many projects and have so much stuff on this computer. Also , I don't have a game system better then GameCube (with only 1 fail game) so no computer would really piss me off :x

At 7/15/09 02:26 PM, VinnyXY wrote: what would you do?

i'd shit on your chest

What would you do if you came into your room and you saw that I have smashed your computer into peices?

ii'd rape and kill your family

I would make you sleep with me, twice. That should be enough to pay back for it.

At 7/15/09 02:26 PM, VinnyXY wrote: what would you do?

What would you do if you came into your room and you saw that I have smashed your computer into peices?

Well, You would have to pay it back obviously... and i dont mean in money

I'd force you into my basement, then torture you and have my minions molest you.

If you destroyed my computer, I would thank you very much, now I can get a non gunked up, piece of obsolete shit. As well you have destroyed all my child pornography, so therefore I won't be proscuted for Child Exploitation laws. You would be doing me a favor! a BIG BIG favor!

I'd probably be all like:

"Aww, man! What the fuck? What the fuck, man? Oh my, oh my God, man! Jesus! I mean, what the fuck!? What, just, just what the fuck? Why!? Why did you do that? Aww, man! Jesus Christ! What the hell? Dude! Oh my God! I mean seriously, just, I mean, why, why the hell would you do that? Fucking hell! What the fucking hell? I don't get it!? Why did you do that!?"

I would hunt you down, rob you, castrate you, shove your severed dick in your mouth and your cut-off balls up your ass, make you swallow your cock, and kill you with a full-force curb-stomp. Yes, my computer means that much to me.