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If You Had Penis Fingers 2009-07-15 13:26:40 Reply

How would you hide them?

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Response to If You Had Penis Fingers 2009-07-15 13:27:17 Reply

up my bum.

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Response to If You Had Penis Fingers 2009-07-15 13:27:35 Reply
At 7/15/09 01:26 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: How would you hide them?

stick them in a girls mouth?

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Response to If You Had Penis Fingers 2009-07-15 13:27:43 Reply

I would let the whole fucking world know.
Women would be in awe.

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Response to If You Had Penis Fingers 2009-07-15 13:27:41 Reply

I'd hide them in my ass.

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Response to If You Had Penis Fingers 2009-07-15 13:27:45 Reply

Gloves?

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Response to If You Had Penis Fingers 2009-07-15 13:28:03 Reply

Id suck myself off.

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Response to If You Had Penis Fingers 2009-07-15 13:28:06 Reply
At 7/15/09 01:27 PM, Stretchysumo wrote: Gloves?

You're not sure?

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Response to If You Had Penis Fingers 2009-07-15 13:28:11 Reply

KFC would be 10 times better.

Finger lickin' good.
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Response to If You Had Penis Fingers 2009-07-15 13:29:13 Reply

I wouldn't hide them, in fact i would make it a point to touch anything and everything out of curiosity.

Do what now...?

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Response to If You Had Penis Fingers 2009-07-15 13:29:22 Reply

Just simply in my pockets.

Just chillin' like always.

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Response to If You Had Penis Fingers 2009-07-15 13:30:09 Reply
At 7/15/09 01:29 PM, Elios wrote: I wouldn't hide them, in fact i would make it a point to touch anything and everything out of curiosity.

That's a good way to get diseases.

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Response to If You Had Penis Fingers 2009-07-15 13:31:55 Reply
At 7/15/09 01:29 PM, Elios wrote: I wouldn't hide them, in fact i would make it a point to touch anything and everything out of curiosity.

You won't sell kids alcohol but you'll go around flashing penises.

LOGIC ERROR

SYSTEM CRASH

I'm just sayin, be realistic guys.

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Response to If You Had Penis Fingers 2009-07-15 13:34:31 Reply

Cock slap everyone as it is now very easy to.

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Response to If You Had Penis Fingers 2009-07-15 13:35:07 Reply
At 7/15/09 01:26 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: How would you hide them?

I'd be proud of my deformity, but also conscious of hygiene and others.

I'd buy a multipack of coloured condoms and put them over my penis fingers. Each a different colour, rather like gloves.

This is the perfect photoshop op.

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Response to If You Had Penis Fingers 2009-07-15 13:37:14 Reply

id fuck myself

i just lost the game

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Response to If You Had Penis Fingers 2009-07-15 13:38:15 Reply

I'd make a porno and the theme of it would be to rip-off Tim Burton classics.

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Response to If You Had Penis Fingers 2009-07-15 13:38:49 Reply

With gloves of course!

Oh, wait...

If You Had Penis Fingers

Thieving Scumbags :)

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Response to If You Had Penis Fingers 2009-07-15 13:39:21 Reply

I guess, I'd just randomly flip people off and say something like "suck on that!"

ORLY?

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Response to If You Had Penis Fingers 2009-07-15 13:39:34 Reply
At 7/15/09 01:26 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: How would you hide them?

I wouldn't hide them.

This looks squint.

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Response to If You Had Penis Fingers 2009-07-15 13:39:56 Reply

You would automatically become gay since the moment you masturbate the first time. You would be rubbing your penis with other penises..

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Response to If You Had Penis Fingers 2009-07-15 13:41:06 Reply

I have to post in this thread. Just because the phrase "penis fingers" made me laugh.

You rock, Jack. ;)

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Response to If You Had Penis Fingers 2009-07-15 13:46:34 Reply
At 7/15/09 01:39 PM, JustAnotherUser wrote: I guess, I'd just randomly flip people off and say something like "suck on that!"

Hahahahaha.

At 7/15/09 01:41 PM, NEVR wrote:
You rock, Jack. ;)

You better mean the verb and not the noun.

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Response to If You Had Penis Fingers 2009-07-15 13:48:03 Reply

Id put them in my pocket like a normal person so nobody would have to see them.

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Response to If You Had Penis Fingers 2009-07-15 13:48:03 Reply

Penis fingers?

If You Had Penis Fingers

Hey yo

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Response to If You Had Penis Fingers 2009-07-15 13:48:16 Reply

Inside your mum.

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Response to If You Had Penis Fingers 2009-07-15 13:51:01 Reply

I'd put them in my pockets.

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Response to If You Had Penis Fingers 2009-07-15 13:51:44 Reply

If I had a penis at all...

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Response to If You Had Penis Fingers 2009-07-15 13:53:19 Reply
At 7/15/09 01:51 PM, wtfyourface wrote: If I had a penis at all...

Yes this thread says you DO. So now. On with it!

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Response to If You Had Penis Fingers 2009-07-15 13:54:32 Reply
At 7/15/09 01:31 PM, JackPhantasm wrote:
At 7/15/09 01:29 PM, Elios wrote: I wouldn't hide them, in fact i would make it a point to touch anything and everything out of curiosity.
You won't sell kids alcohol but you'll go around flashing penises.

I sell kids alcohol?!

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