girls say i got no balls

[Rollin60z]

i do have balls, but how should i show them? should i just grab a girl by her ass to show i do have balls? its only because i dont know how to approach them, other than talking to them like i would to anyone else, but i guess that isnt working for me. what do girls mean by having balls?

also i heard girls go for assholes, but i dont think that works for me either cuz some girls have called me an asshole but it works against me

[wobbo]

they mean you're a pussy,
and that means that you're weak,
and that means that ya have no courage,
and that means they don't like you.

yeah that is what it means

[Rollin60z]

At 7/14/09 10:40 AM, wobbo wrote: they mean you're a pussy,
and that means that you're weak,
and that means that ya have no courage,
and that means they don't like you.

yeah that is what it means

hey fuk dat shit, im not a pussy! i fight and shit like that, im talking about having balls when it comes to talking to girls, what do they want me to say, like what do they like to hear from guys?

[wobbo]

ow...
my fault

[n00binator]

you have fucked up by posting this thread. everyone hates you now.

[Rollin60z]

At 7/14/09 10:48 AM, n00binator wrote: you have fucked up by posting this thread. everyone hates you now.

thats okay, i dont value your opinions, unless they help me

[Rollin60z]

well of course, 100 views but nothing helpful. what was i thinking? its NG, why would i ask here?

[MrPercie]

At 7/14/09 10:38 AM, Rollin60z wrote: should i just grab a girl by her ass to show i do have balls?

Surprisingly this happens quite often at my school (high school BTW) but I though you were saying that girls were taking the piss outta ya so its really ho you are to approach a girl.

[Rollin60z]

At 7/14/09 11:10 AM, MrPercie wrote: I though you were saying that girls were taking the piss outta ya so its really ho you are to approach a girl.

ummm..... explain what you mean by that

[Gian]

Just be gentile, calm down, smile. Just be OR look like you feel comfortable with girls.. I don't know, make you strategy guy, every man on this planet has to fight, for his right, to fuck.

[luigipwnsmario]

My advice? Grow a pair.

[reviewer2]

Punch 'em in the face!
That'll shows you're a man!
The ladies always love that!

[UVSoaked]

At 7/14/09 11:27 AM, luigipwnsmario wrote: My advice? Grow a pair.

I think you mean "a pear."

[Letters]

If you let girls walk all over you than yes, you have no balls.

[Leo3oproductions]

that made me lawl.

[psychomilkman]

Show her your junk. That should make a valid point that you indeed have "teh bawlz"

[Leo3oproductions]

At 7/14/09 10:48 AM, n00binator wrote: you have fucked up by posting this thread. everyone hates you now.

sorry,That made me lawl...oh,and stop letting chick's kick you around.

[Duiliath]

Wow, the workings of society are truly pitiful yet amusing. If you don't care for someone then put your desires/ necessities before them and don't become their lapdog, If you do care about someone simply tell them that without seeming like you're begging for them to pay attention to you. It's sad that an antisocial misanthrope is the one to say this.

[CzTest]

In other words...

[saqwert]

At 7/14/09 10:38 AM, Rollin60z wrote: also i heard girls go for assholes, but i dont think that works for me either cuz some girls have called me an asshole but it works against me

That's very true though. Girls love being treated like shit. You may think it's not working, but it is.

[K-RadPie]

Get some testicle implants.

[caediteeos]

At 7/14/09 11:52 AM, Soaked wrote:

At 7/14/09 11:27 AM, luigipwnsmario wrote: My advice? Grow a pair.

I think you mean "a pear."

no he definetly spelt it write a pear iz a fruit moron

[caediteeos]

yah but they may not be very big

[TheCosmicFool1337]

dude...if girlz say you have no ballz
it means you dont have ballz, get over it and call her a cunt
and then move on

words of wisdom

[CaptainJimStabby]

You gotta' have the right lines, take it from me.

"Will you go out with me..... Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaselububububububububa

And you have to sort of flap your tongue on the last bit, like your licking a lolly pop really fast.

[greenfaerie4]

At 7/14/09 11:06 AM, Rollin60z wrote: well of course, 100 views but nothing helpful. what was i thinking? its NG, why would i ask here?

Yeah this is the truth. Possibly the second worst place to seek out advice on girls. Maybe the girls you're talking to are stupid bitches? Idk I would say be yourself. Smacking a girl in the ass isn't going to score points and if it did would you really want to go out with that kind of girl?

[KidneyThief]

At 7/14/09 12:45 PM, caediteeos wrote:

At 7/14/09 11:52 AM, Soaked wrote:

At 7/14/09 11:27 AM, luigipwnsmario wrote: My advice? Grow a pair.

I think you mean "a pear."

no he definetly spelt it write a pear iz a fruit moron

No no no, he wasn't wrong. Girls love a man that can grow fruit!

[Luke]

If your alias is based on Henry Rollins, you have balls.
But just because I said that, you can't say the Rollin in your alias means Henry Rollins.

You have no balls.

[CaptainJimStabby]

Do what they did on Dirty Sanchez, down a shot of bull spunk. That stuff is 100% Taurine, I garuantee you'll have more balls than they can handle. You can call yourself "The Bull" and no one need ever know why..

[spiderleet]

Take the girls hints, You dont have balls so grow some cajones!!