Forum Topic: oh snap; fly fornication

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citricsquid

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Posted at: 7/14/09 09:51 AM

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"Sam, go and bring the washing in, please!"
"Okay mum!"
*scampers into the garden*
"HOLY FUCK ARE THOSE FLIES... HAVING SEX?!"
*sprints to bedroom, grabs camera*
"SWOOSH"
*runs into the garden*
"LOL FLY PORN!".

So yeah, I was in the bringing the washing in and the flies were having sex. Sorry for shit quality.

oh snap; fly fornication


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Posted at: 7/14/09 09:53 AM

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Ahhh nature. No offense, but the earthworm one was funnier, but this is still good.

And it's supposed to be OH SNAP!, but you knew that...

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Posted at: 7/14/09 09:53 AM

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well thats something you don't see everyday...

If I was a fly, I would have sex, while flying

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I had two bees having sex while chasing me once.

It was scary and funny at the same time.

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Oh yeah, work those wings baby. Work em hard!

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At 7/14/09 09:53 AM, DrClay wrote: well thats something you don't see everyday...

If I was a fly, I would have sex, while flying

That would be a huge mess, unless you draw out a flight pattern before.

Interesting stuff.
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At 7/14/09 09:54 AM, The-Condor wrote: Lets get wade in here.

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Posted at: 7/14/09 10:02 AM

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She is faking it...

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Posted at: 7/14/09 10:19 AM

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dude he's railin the shit out of that bitch. haha.


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Posted at: 7/14/09 10:20 AM

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He's got no protection.


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Luis

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Posted at: 7/14/09 10:20 AM

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oh yea girl,

omg it feels so good around my dick girl...

'what if somebody sees us'

'i hope someone does, it gets me so hawwwt'

mmmm....

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I wish *I* had a garden.


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citricsquid

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At 7/14/09 10:20 AM, TheSilverGuitar wrote: I wish *I* had a garden.

Nice, isn't it?

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At 7/14/09 10:27 AM, citricsquid wrote:
At 7/14/09 10:20 AM, TheSilverGuitar wrote: I wish *I* had a garden.
Nice, isn't it?

I think I can still see them.

oh snap; fly fornication

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citricsquid

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Posted at: 7/14/09 10:34 AM

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At 7/14/09 10:31 AM, Ejit wrote: I think I can still see them.

Haha, they flew off :(

Fuck off, I suck at photography.

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At 7/14/09 10:31 AM, Ejit wrote:
At 7/14/09 10:27 AM, citricsquid wrote:
At 7/14/09 10:20 AM, TheSilverGuitar wrote: I wish *I* had a garden.
Nice, isn't it?
I think I can still see them.

That is so hot.

oh snap; fly fornication


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Posted at: 7/14/09 10:36 AM

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Fuck... 2 flies fucking!

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At 7/14/09 10:34 AM, citricsquid wrote:
At 7/14/09 10:31 AM, Ejit wrote: I think I can still see them.
Haha, they flew off :(

You should have kill them after they were done


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Posted at: 7/14/09 12:11 PM

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That reminds me of this one time back in biology. We had to catch a bunch of bugs, and I found 2 ladybugs fucking. well, they were kind of done, because when we killed them with alcohol in a little jar one of them had some white stuff on it. I think you can put 2 and 2 together NG.

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At 7/14/09 10:20 AM, Luis wrote: oh yea girl,

omg it feels so good around my dick girl...

'what if somebody sees us'

'i hope someone does, it gets me so hawwwt'

mmmm....

Hey I don't mean to kill the mood, but I gotta shit real bad.
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Yes!! More photos for my insect porn file!!

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From Wikipedia:
The genitalia of male flies is rotated to a varying degree from the position found in other insects. In some flies this is a temporary rotation during mating, but in others, it is a permanent torsion of the organs that occurs during the pupal stage. This torsion may lead to the anus being located below the genitals, or, in the case of 360° torsion, to the sperm duct being wrapped around the gut, despite the external organs being in their usual position. When flies mate, the male initially lies on top of the female, facing in the same direction, but then turns round to face in the opposite direction. In some species, this forces the male to lie on its back in order for its genitalia to remain engaged with those of the female, but in most cases, the torsion of the male genitals allows the male to mate while remaining upright.

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Posted at: 8/18/09 10:10 AM

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I wonder if this type of fornication results in the one getting fucked dying.

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Posted at: 8/18/09 10:26 AM

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Oo, fly pron

oh snap; fly fornication

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Posted at: 8/18/09 10:30 AM

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ya, ive seen it before. Its actually quite easy. Just leave some breadcrumbs or somethin like that scattered around in a somewhat cool, hard surface and it like turns them on.

talk about fetishes...

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I feel like I've seen this thread a month ago.


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WOW, I'm going to admit that is really interesting.

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