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Posted at: 7/14/09 01:33 AM

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i have the looks of a rugged lumber jack. now up to the 1980's that would have gotten me loads (hehe) of vaginal relations, but nowadays the average high school student (and majority of women) are attracted to the clean shaven man, a man the looks like a girl (seen, emo, etc.) or the very prominent douchbag.

this is really upsetting to me cause being fucking awesome attributes (beards, mustaches, etc.) are cast aside now, for eye liner, black nail polish, v-necks, and girl clothing (on guys). at exactly what point in the past 30 years did women stop think things like that toughness was attractive and begin to really want a girly man. also this further proves my point that all girls do have a side of them that would want to be with another girl.

it's an outrage and i know that some people on newgrounds feel the same way about this stuff, i mean i was sitting in my history class just before school let out, and my teacher said that hugh jackman was her dream guy, but only if he shaved his chest. i mean what the hell, let men be awesome and you women can be women.

i don't know what will happen with this thread cause i have a feeling that i didn't word things well, but it's 1:30 am and i'm about to go to bed so whatever.

ok, i'm done bitching.


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I dunno about you but I get pussy by looking fresh. Looks like it's about time to trade in the acdc shirt and the haggard ass converse for some dunks.

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At 7/14/09 01:34 AM, wtflolnoob wrote: He's a lumberjack, and he's O.K!

I'm a hairy man, but it works for me.
Just slim pickings these days.

He sleeps all night and he works all day!

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At 7/14/09 01:34 AM, wtflolnoob wrote: He's a lumberjack, and he's O.K!

damn straight


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We better quit the bandwagon while we're ahead.


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I feel your pain. My rugged good looks attract no love. Masculinity is no longer a desirable trait. It's sad... but what are you going to do. Will you shave off your beard and go to the salon to get yourself all prettied up?


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At 7/14/09 01:37 AM, NeverHundred wrote: I feel your pain. My rugged good looks attract no love. Masculinity is no longer a desirable trait. It's sad... but what are you going to do. Will you shave off your beard and go to the salon to get yourself all prettied up?

beards forever!


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Girly man

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I don't believe you have rugged lumberjack good looks.
Proof please.

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I can understand how some girls DON'T like chest hair etc. But the fact that they are in love with eyeliner wearing pansys really pisses me off.

Also, beards FTW

lololol

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You see, girls don't appreciate hard-working Americans any more. They feel that they want some "sensitive" pussy guy who is probably a queer in the closet. What these women need to learn is their place which is making me my fucking meal after my hard day in constructive, out the way when I'm watching the game and in bed if I want to fuck.

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At 7/14/09 01:34 AM, wtflolnoob wrote: He's a lumberjack, and he's O.K!

A Winner is YOU!!

Monty Python reference ftw

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Funny how this is the first thread on hairy men i've seen in a while.

You're right its always Emos and Scene kids, i don't think its because they look like the bitch they are tapping, more they are ' cool ' and in the trend...

We should have a Hairy Man Dedication thread.

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At 7/14/09 01:33 AM, gr8job wrote: stuff

Okeys now, easy on that - one thing is what's "on", the other thing is personal taste. The fact that MOST girls today like "girly" men doesn't mean they all do - it would be the same as saying all men find Gisele Bündchen hot!

I for one, am the typical viking - very big build and a lot of blonde hair all over the body. Darn, I guess I would even be better placed some ages ago than today.
Well, I started dating my gf because she tought I was good-looking, and she laughs of men who shave their "parts", saying they're gay.

To the TLDR's:my point is that you should be what you are, and be proud of it, for there will always be people who will like it!

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I love looking like a girl, gets me crazy quantities of sex.
Skinny leg jeans, shave every day, wear concealer on my eyes, long wavy hair, read cosmo.

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At 7/14/09 03:27 AM, Jesse-Ray wrote: I love looking like a girl, gets me crazy quantities of sex.
Skinny leg jeans, shave every day, wear concealer on my eyes, long wavy hair, read cosmo.

Don't hate the player hate the game.

in your pic you look more like a english hobo

plus: you = devil's advocate


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I look like a stoner.

All because I am one.

My opinions are so useless, I don't even listen to them.

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At 7/14/09 03:29 AM, gr8job wrote:
At 7/14/09 03:27 AM, Jesse-Ray wrote: I love looking like a girl, Because I'm actually gay.
in your pic you look more like a english homo

Fixed for the both of you. :3

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At 7/14/09 03:33 AM, darkspartan000 wrote:
At 7/14/09 03:29 AM, gr8job wrote:
At 7/14/09 03:27 AM, Jesse-Ray wrote: I love looking like a girl, Because I'm actually gay.
in your pic you look more like a english homo
Fixed for the both of you. :3

thanks for that btw


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Do you wear braces and flannel shirts, too?


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Pah yeah whatever I'm way past my gay stage.


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