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He's poppin ecstasy.

At 7/14/09 08:40 AM, Molotov wrote: He's poppin ecstasy.

oh ho, that can be taken on multiple levels!

2-3 hours penetration is torture for the girl. And sex gets boring if it is in and out too long.
One can argue foreplay as being part of the deal, but I don't think that is fair. One can spend an hour of cuddling/massaging and another hour of cuddling afterwards and the next say he had sex for over 2 hours last night. That's pretty cheap, though.

someone's obviously never explored past missionary.

At 7/14/09 01:07 AM, HecticCircleCrap wrote:

At 7/14/09 12:59 AM, agustana wrote: I'm a young virgin so I am purely just assuming things here.

Even if you're a girl, masturbation can give you a point of reference.

Oh, I was under the impression that sex was better than masturbation.

At 7/14/09 08:44 AM, RubberTrucky wrote: 2-3 hours penetration is torture for the girl. And sex gets boring if it is in and out too long.

Too short, too long, too small, too weak, too fat jesus some women are Too fucking picky these days and I may just punch one.

meh, probably fact, he just plays around with them.

Honestly, I last for maybe 1-2 mins most, usually 20 seconds.

It can be true. The longest i have ever lasted is when I was wearing a Condom and I pulledd a 3 hour ordeal. It was not as fun at the end it got very trying. I just wnated to bust a nut, the Girl was cowboy walking for the next couple days. All in all one hour of Sex/ Foreplay is a soild number. You can have fun and accomplish your goal. I aim to Please her before myself. So that leaves 57 min for her and 3 Rabbit Fucking minutes for me.

After just 10 minutes with my bf my buns start to hurt, so I couldn't stand 2 hours god forbid 3

At 7/14/09 11:23 AM, MrPercie wrote:

At 7/14/09 08:44 AM, RubberTrucky wrote: 2-3 hours penetration is torture for the girl. And sex gets boring if it is in and out too long.

Too short, too long, too small, too weak, too fat jesus some women are Too fucking picky these days and I may just punch one.

If you really love her, Falcon Punch her vagoo.

Probably fact, but if it includes foreplay who knows. I usually give up after 20 seconds and fall asleep. But hey, if you're a virgin just take my advice. Hit it and quit it?

At 7/13/09 11:47 PM, BlindShoemaker wrote: This one guy I work with claims that whenever he does "it" it usually lasts anywhere from 2 to 3 hours. From a virgin perspective (me), this just seems a little hard to believe. Even if he could last for that long there only so many positions that two people can do.

I know that some of you out there have somehow hacked life and have knocked boots w/ a member of the opposite sex, what say you newgrounds? Fact or Fiction?

Hmmm.....

While it's POSSIBLE to have sex for 2-3 hours (there was once a Japanese "contest" involving three guys. The winner was the one who could produce the most semen over the course of 2-3 (not sure of the #) DAYS! Small groups of women would..... help them out and collect the stuff to be measured to find the winner. I shit you not!), It most likely wouldn't be a none stop, constant thing. There would have to be around 5-10 minute "rests" or performing some activity other than direct genital stimulation (slow foreplay, cunnilingus, etc.).

And even if it's possible, what are the chances that this guy is just.... OVERexaggerating for the attention? Has this guy's "girl" shown up and agreed with his story? Is there any "actual proof"? Otherwise, just take it with a grain of salt and don't get TOO impressed with his "feat". ^_^

At 7/14/09 12:14 PM, TheRipper00 wrote: All in all one hour of Sex/ Foreplay is a soild number. You can have fun and accomplish your goal. I aim to Please her before myself. So that leaves 57 min for her and 3 Rabbit Fucking minutes for me.

Words of wisdom there. 3 hours of sex doesn't sound like it would be fun the entire time. Quantity does not mean quality.

I done it for like 2 hours or so but yeah you rest in between and everything..your friend is probably just exaggerating

At 7/13/09 11:49 PM, TheBlackDahliaMurder wrote: I find that hard to believe. Usually it starts to hurt the girl after a while. At least from my experience, my girlfriend dries up and it starts to hurt her after about 45 minutes or so.

he's shown me pictures a girl's...uh...vagina before and after intercourse and it was quite swollen in the after picture

At 7/13/09 11:54 PM, Chiklay4 wrote: a hour sure but 2? guy must have stamina

he's a long distance runner, but i didin't think that stuff would help to not...uh...finish

At 7/14/09 12:53 AM, Luxury-Yacht wrote: What is he fucking, her kneecap?

i lol'd

At 7/14/09 02:27 AM, NimbleElephant wrote: He probably didn't mean 3 hours of sex. There's foreplay, oral, penetration, cuddling, etc... I can see how all this could take 3 hours, but sex like people think of sex lasts around 20 to 30 minutes.

he says his girlfriend is extreme lazy in the sack so i really doubt there's much foreplay

At 7/14/09 06:58 PM, BlindShoemaker wrote: he says his girlfriend is extreme lazy in the sack so i really doubt there's much foreplay

That sucks.

Might just mean he masturbates for 2-3 hours straight. Now theres a lucky guy

At 7/13/09 11:50 PM, Slinging-Blood wrote:

At 7/13/09 11:48 PM, masterchef56 wrote: He's probably lieing. Now, on the other hand I have sex non-fucking stop with my burly uncle, I also do not know how to spell the word "lying".
Age/Gender: 14, Male

Hey, fixed that one for ya.

Boy, you sure are generous.

2-3 Hours penetrative sex would be horrible. First and foremost the woman would start to hurt, and the guy would get very tired. 2-3 hours of "sexual contact" is more believable. Including foreplay and oral sex and whatnot, but 3 hours of raw sex would not be that fun.

Usually me and my girlfriend spend around half an hour kissing/touching, half an hour giving oral or whatnot, depending on our moods. And average around 45 minutes of sex followed by the cuddling :3
That's just averages though.

Another thing, if a guy is just pumping away and thinking of something else to prolong the sex and delay orgasm, he's not going to enjoy himself. Why not stop and pleasure the lady if you want the whole experience to last longer. It's what I do and it works perfectly.

It builds up the older you become and the more relaxed you are... and depends who you are with.
First time I lost my virginity, I was scared and horny... I was done before I was done.

I have a lover whom I meet every 2 weeks to a month, and when we get together... we spend hours together. Three hours to 4 altogether, but with breaks between our sessions.

But in reality, I think a good sex session is 15 minutes to 45 minutes and that's my range in the usual circumstance.

I don't doubt people can sex up 2 to 3 hours at a time, although they can't do this every single time. And it won't definetly be a young teen... it would be a 25 plus year old guy.

Why do you have to say "it"
Just say SEX

At 7/13/09 11:47 PM, BlindShoemaker wrote: This one guy I work with claims that whenever he does "it" it usually lasts anywhere from 2 to 3 hours.

He's just trying to put a positive spin on his erectile dysfunction.

STAY UP! STAY UP, DAMN YOU!

According to Manswers sex lasts longest in Mexico, I forget how long they said the average session was but my guess is like an an hour and a half. According to Wiki Answers the longest recorded session is like 15 hours.

Its some crazy communist thing called tantric sex, I prefer the sixty second sprint myself.

It's possible , but the guy would be limp dick and the girl would be hurting by the time it's over.

Sex doesn't mean one orgasm. If you have the balls, it can last for more than two or three hours.

At 7/14/09 08:53 PM, FBIpolux wrote: Sex doesn't mean one orgasm. If you have the balls, it can last for more than two or three hours.

My ex used to have 2-3 before I had one. >.<

When I get really high I can last really long if I have already had an orgasm before hand. But lasting long is stupid because most girls need other stimulation when having sex and so just humping their brains out for 2-3 hours would be rather dull for them.

He just means that the entire schpeel takes 2-3 hours, including foreplay and all that shit.

Or maybe he's just bangin' a very ugly chick :P