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This is the worst monthly turn out I've seen ever. That's all I can say.

I tought the guidelines for monthly voting said "non pornographic"

Ballad of cripple cane should have won BY A VERY LONG FAR

Can't wait to see all you guys again at Comic-Con!

At 7/13/09 08:49 PM, Bigfoot3290 wrote: I can't fucking believe the hentai parody beat Ballad of Cripple Kane. Fucking treachery!! I feel so bad for Hans :(

And i feel so dissapointed of Newgrounds...

I really want to hear what Tom thinks about it....

Once again the main top 5 winners are nothing but hyped up artists that have been here for years. Lets see some underground artists get some spot light love. But I loved Facebook Twitter, but yet again; competing against Utah is like competing another God's massive football field-long dick.

wow, I'm surprised that Junior didnt win #1 Flash of the Month

Jinx Hentai parody? NGers are weird pervs ;)

Although I expected it entirely, I am still pissed off that Mastermind 4 got first. What REALLY stings me is that The Ballad of CrippleKane got beat out of the top 5. I'm also not too happy about Facebook Twitter beating CrippleKane, either.

I don't understand why Mastermind gets so much fucking credit. I just don't understand. It's just not NEARLY funny enough to justify that kind of score and following.

Just let me compare CrippleKane with Mastermind here:

Mastermind consists mostly of good drawings that are heavily stylized, but it's almost all just mouths moving when it comes to animation. It's virtually all lip syncing. This latest one barely even had multiple backgrounds. Then there's the dialogue. I just honestly don't find it funny. I might smirk now and then, but honestly, a lot of things can make me smirk. It doesn't take much. The flash is entirely dialogue driven, but the dialogue that makes up the flash is just one or two gags that drag on for way too long.

CrippleKane is also heavily stylized, but in a different way. It also shows off some very impressive animation and backgrounds. The animation is just top notch stuff. IT fits the music perfectly, and is just an overall sweet fucking piece of flash. Well conceived and thought out, it's the kind of thing you'd show a friend to impress them with how good some people can use flash.

And, of course, Mastermind beats out CrippleKane. CrippleKane didn't even fucking make top 5. That's fucking disgraceful. Shame on you all.

At 7/13/09 07:23 PM, cantflyman wrote: Upgrade Complete should've won over Mario 63. While Upgrade Complete was a fun and original concept, Mario 63 was a buggy fan game with pre-used sprites. It's a shame original games keep getting shunned.

I wouldn't call 2nd shunned :p

what the fuck

jinxed and mastermind 3456544231 over cripplekane?

goddamnit newgrounds you never cease to amaze me

At 7/13/09 10:15 PM, The-EXP wrote:

At 7/13/09 07:23 PM, cantflyman wrote: Upgrade Complete should've won over Mario 63. While Upgrade Complete was a fun and original concept, Mario 63 was a buggy fan game with pre-used sprites. It's a shame original games keep getting shunned.

I wouldn't call 2nd shunned :p

What I meant was that it was beaten from the monthly nomination by a glitchy fan game. That's what pisses me off. Well, maybe it'll get staff inclusion.

But once again, this outcome was terrible. Two of the submissions probably only made it because they contained yuri and hentai that drew in all of the horny 13 year olds. After that, it's all sequels. Really Newgrounds?

At 7/13/09 10:05 PM, dx5231 wrote: Jinx Hentai parody? NGers are weird pervs ;)

To be honest, I found the Jinx Hentai Parody to be funnier than Mastermind and Facebook Twitter, not to mention better animated.

The hentai parody, while sort of shallow and definitely catering to the sex-starved demographic of the internet (which is never in short supply), was actually a good flash, hentai aside. Think about it. The animation is very well done. It almost looks like it's straight from the TV show. The sound editing was superb as well, and added a humorous aspect to the flash. He went through and took actual audio from the series and made it fit perfectly with the sex scenes.

The combination of laughs I got out of the edited voices and the impressive animation honestly make it a better flash than Mastermind 4 and Facebook Twitter, in my opinion. Honestly, the only bad things you can say about the hentai flash was that it used sex to gain popularity and that it's only a parody, but honestly, the amount of work that went into it makes up for it in my opinion.

I really hate to admit it, but the Jinx Hentai Parody really is actually good, even if a lot of people only like it for the sex.

Haha nice job Tom.

At 7/13/09 06:40 PM, TomFulp wrote: gumOnShoe has announced the latest Monthly Writing Contest! This contest involves picking a song from the Audio Portal and writing a story based on it. Read the thread for more details!

Did gumOnShoe ever announce the other Writing Contest winners?

At 7/13/09 10:47 PM, ShortMonkey wrote:

At 7/13/09 06:40 PM, TomFulp wrote: gumOnShoe has announced the latest Monthly Writing Contest! This contest involves picking a song from the Audio Portal and writing a story based on it. Read the thread for more details!

Did gumOnShoe ever announce the other Writing Contest winners?

No, I don't believe so.

I thought Jinx Hentai Parody was disgusting.
But, whatever.

dunno why people are bent out of shape about Facebook twitter, its not like it bumped anyone out. Its a staff made piece rememberrrrrr??? it passes down whatever it got so its irrelevant in the grand scheme of things

Also dont understand people outragged about a movie/game coming in 5th as opposed to 1st. its the exact same thing

At 7/13/09 10:59 PM, Luis wrote: dunno why people are bent out of shape about Facebook twitter, its not like it bumped anyone out. Its a staff made piece rememberrrrrr??? it passes down whatever it got so its irrelevant in the grand scheme of things

Also dont understand people outragged about a movie/game coming in 5th as opposed to 1st. its the exact same thing

that's true. it's just the collection of the 5 best submissions of the month. it's not like 1st place, 2nd place/ Gold, Silver, Bronze.

At 7/13/09 10:59 PM, Luis wrote: dunno why people are bent out of shape about Facebook twitter, its not like it bumped anyone out. Its a staff made piece rememberrrrrr??? it passes down whatever it got so its irrelevant in the grand scheme of things

Also dont understand people outragged about a movie/game coming in 5th as opposed to 1st. its the exact same thing

Well, the movie in 1st does get nominated for Best Movie of the Year. That would seem logical as to why people are debating this.

Well, the movie in 1st does get nominated for Best Movie of the Year. That would seem logical as to why people are debating this.

very good point. i hadn't thought of that.

Congrats to all who won.... Your flash keeps me from gettin bored... Thanks!

At 7/13/09 10:58 PM, Luxury-Yacht wrote:

At 7/13/09 10:47 PM, ShortMonkey wrote:

At 7/13/09 06:40 PM, TomFulp wrote: gumOnShoe has announced the latest Monthly Writing Contest! This contest involves picking a song from the Audio Portal and writing a story based on it. Read the thread for more details!

Did gumOnShoe ever announce the other Writing Contest winners?

No, I don't believe so.

Uh... from when? Zerok was responsible from the last contest, didn't I post the results from june?

This was May...

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1072 307

Zerok did June...

I'm doing July. :)

At 7/13/09 09:09 PM, Flee wrote: This is the worst monthly turn out I've seen ever. That's all I can say.

I would definitely agree with this one.

For some reason I hate HotDiggedyDemon and all his flash, but I keep watching them.

what a travesty. cripplekane didn't even crack the top six.

Congrats to all the winners.

At 7/13/09 06:48 PM, Joelasticot wrote:

At 7/13/09 06:40 PM, TomFulp wrote: TOP FIVE GAMES:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/49 8969
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/49 9812
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/49 8994
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/49 9917
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/49 8385

17. BO: The Secret of Steel

Are you sure the count is right?

My thoughts exactly?

For shame NG's... Hentai? Little "let me tell you what to do for you" Wheel?

ugh...

Yep, all of this stuff deserved it.

At 7/13/09 11:27 PM, AlmightyHans wrote:

Well, the movie in 1st does get nominated for Best Movie of the Year. That would seem logical as to why people are debating this.

very good point. i hadn't thought of that.

Doesn't matter.

During the next tank awards, Jinx Hentai Parody will be a 'staff inclusion', and then win :P