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At 7/13/09 07:05 PM, gumOnShoeh wrote:I hope someone cool wins mah contest.At 7/13/09 06:40 PM, TomFulp wrote:gumOnShoeh
I was hoping someone would do that.
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At 7/13/09 07:00 PM, widespreadinman06 wrote:At 7/13/09 06:56 PM, Luis wrote: zone-sama should get a jizz soaked t-shirt!Well, since you offered, why don't YOU jizz on it.
why me when many 13 yrs already could soak all the shirts in the store with the amount jizz spilled to that GEM of a movie. GEM.
Anyway I'm glad in a way that it won, it feels like newgrounds is back to normal now.
Hm. I'd say "first page" but it probably won't be by the time I post this.
1. Mastermind 4
Another funny movie by The-Swain. No objections here.
It lived up to the rest of the This is J__ movies and took it someplace new.
3. Facebook Twitter
I didn't really enjoy for the most part but absolutely loved the new ending.
4. Cooking Sama
I didn't laugh at this. Rather, I cringed. I don't see how this pointless random movie about girls getting hurt or killed trying to cook accompanied by Kirby music got a higher score than CrippleCane. Though I suppose it was entertaining enough, since I watched it all the way through.
5. Jinx Hentai Parody
I still haven't seen this and I have my doubts that I ever will...
6. Retarded Animal Babies 21
I'm not a big fan of Retarded Animal Babies but I can't exactly give my opinion on this one since I didn't watch it.
1. Super Mario 63
This game is so full of glitches, bad scripting, and awful level design that it shouldn't have ever gotten a score higher than 4. Sure, it's big, and Mario can go up slopes. The rest of the game reeks of dead skunks.
2. Upgrade Complete!
I liked this game. Though I wish it was possible to downgrade things, because I liked the music and the lack of lag that came with the Atari-looking graphics, as opposed to the last graphic upgrade in the game.
3. Little Wheel
Combining ambience with serenity, simplicity, and fine unique graphics, this little game is a treat.
4. Use Boxmen
This game doesn't play perfectly well, but the concept is creative and there are some great puzzles.
5. D-Day Defender
Didn't play this one.
And those are my opinions. :D
Upgrade Complete should've won over Mario 63. While Upgrade Complete was a fun and original concept, Mario 63 was a buggy fan game with pre-used sprites. It's a shame original games keep getting shunned.
At 7/13/09 06:56 PM, Luis wrote: zone-sama should get a jizz soaked t-shirt!
please. i'll jizz on it. let me jizz on it.
Hans must feel a sting from the pain of losing to a hentai flash (albeit a well done one - yeah, i watched it.... twice)
At 7/13/09 07:34 PM, BiffTheTimid wrote: Hans must feel a sting from the pain of losing to a hentai flash (albeit a well done one - yeah, i watched it.... twice)
oof, yeah it hurts so bad, baby. But you're thankfully there to ease the pain.
At 7/13/09 07:11 PM, Luis wrote: why me when many 13 yrs already could soak all the shirts in the store with the amount jizz spilled to that GEM of a movie. GEM.
It's more speshul and meaningful with mod jizz. Tons more.
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At 7/13/09 06:40 PM, TomFulp wrote: The voter of the month and winner of $100 and store credit is 1337!
Wah! I should start voting! Do my ng-civil duty 'n' shit.
Hmm, I wanna try this flixel thing.
So Tomfulp you are willing to give us 250$ who ever makes the best flash movie or game by the end of july.
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congrats to all the winners. Great entries this month, cripplecain deserved to win but whatever.
Lots of more awesome winning submissions this month..
Congratulations to all the best of June 2009.
The top 5 games had some good choices, but I didn't think the top 5 movies were so good.
Having some stupid Teen Titan porn thing, and RAB in the top 5 if pretty stupid. I never actually saw Cooking with Sama though...
I tought the guidelines for monthly voting said "non pornographic"
Ballad of cripple cane should have won BY A VERY LONG FAR
At 7/13/09 08:49 PM, Bigfoot3290 wrote: I can't fucking believe the hentai parody beat Ballad of Cripple Kane. Fucking treachery!! I feel so bad for Hans :(
And i feel so dissapointed of Newgrounds...
I really want to hear what Tom thinks about it....
Once again the main top 5 winners are nothing but hyped up artists that have been here for years. Lets see some underground artists get some spot light love. But I loved Facebook Twitter, but yet again; competing against Utah is like competing another God's massive football field-long dick.