Y'ARGH MATIES!!! Hard to port! Hard to port! No, the other port you scallywag! Y'argh i'll be needin' a double rum after this. With a rum chaser. Set sail you filthy land lubbers, this be time for plunder! All aboard! Ready the cannons! Take no prisoners! YO HO HO!!!
Time for a head count! Let's see... Well i've got meself, so that's one swashbuckler. And then there's Toothless Joe over there, so that two... No, one and three quarters. But be the rest of me crew? Oh no, I forgot! I made them walk the plank for not plundering hard enough! Y'argh, shiver me timber. I guess we'll be having to recruit some new lads to help with our pirately duties.
Y'ARGH, here's our first hopeful here. Shall we let him aboard or let him walk the plank?