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Today at school around 15 people knocked themselves out. A couple even got sent home. They did this by crouching a little ball like really tightly for about 5 minutes and then standing up and blowing their thumbs. This cuts the oxygen flow and consequentially you pass out. Some people came around after a couple of seconds but one kid took five minutes. The teachers were not amused and they're all in deep sh*t now.

I was just wondering if any of you guys had done this to bunk off school, or have seen people do it.

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yeah i seen it happen i stole from the guys wallet after he passed out.oh and a couple of guys from school have been to prison and uhhh they took him to the restrooms andlets just say some shit went down

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no we did it where you hyperventilate and then hold your breath and as soon as you hold your breath somebody would come in front of you and grab (in retrospect this probably wasn't the smartest idea) your jugular veins and squeeze to cut off the flow of blood to your brain. same concept though. haha. anyone seen the south park episode about this where they're all getting high off cat piss?


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Didn't some kid die trying this because he popped a vein in his brain? Anyway, very stupid idea.

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At 7/13/09 05:42 PM, michelinman wrote:

and grab your jugular veins and squeeze to cut off the flow of blood to your brain.

Sounds fun! =D

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Are you guys not concerned at possible brain damage for denying oxygen to the brain. Actually scratch that, I've seen drunkards binge and still have a "functioning" brain that work world ready.

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I'm going to try it when I get home.


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I remember in middle school kids started doing this. They would lean up against a wall and have like two of their friends push against their lungs and would just exhale all the way and wait to pass out. These same kids also used to throw themselves down stairs and snort little bits of gravel.

I dropped out in the third grade, and spent all my time at the arcade.

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At 7/13/09 05:44 PM, Yiffy wrote: Didn't some kid die trying this because he popped a vein in his brain? Anyway, very stupid idea.

Probably, you can get brain damage from doing it if you're out for long enough. I think it's after like 10 minutes that you're really in trouble.

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At 7/13/09 05:45 PM, Joshy94 wrote:
At 7/13/09 05:42 PM, michelinman wrote:
and grab your jugular veins and squeeze to cut off the flow of blood to your brain.

Sounds fun! =D

it's a blast! their eyes roll back in their head and they moan like a zombie. then you drop them on the ground. haha.


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Why wasn't this popular when I was in school!? I would have been doing that everyday for a free ticket outta there!

Obviously no, never heard of it.


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i did some retarded stuff in school .. but this tops all of them lol

How would you like a big fat cup of SHUT THE FUCK UP :D

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At 7/13/09 05:46 PM, michelinman wrote: it's a blast! their eyes roll back in their head and they moan like a zombie. then you drop them on the ground. haha.

I'm sure Homer did that on the Simpsons when he joined the FBI or was a body-guard. Something like that...

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Fuck. People are still in school, Jesus Christ.

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What's the point in doing that, anyway?

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why the hell were they doing this in the first place anyways?!

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yeah i once did something similar but for other reasons, it turns out that when your high and you do the shit you just mentioned, but quit just before you pass out out, you'll get high as FUCK, it didn't work for me though, but my friend was flying high for the rest of the day

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why would anyone do that? that schools one giant retard lol

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At 7/13/09 05:54 PM, slayer98567 wrote: why would anyone do that? that schools one giant retard lol

Yeah, the only people who were doing it were the retards. I think they did out of curiosity.

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At 7/13/09 05:54 PM, slayer98567 wrote: why would anyone do that? that schools one giant retard lol

because dude! it get's you totally waaaasted!!


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Why can't you kids just huff glue from a sock like normal people?


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At 7/14/09 03:03 AM, THEJamoke wrote: Why can't you kids just huff glue from a sock like normal people?

Normal people sniff glue? Another reason why I'm proud to be different!

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At 7/13/09 05:42 PM, michelinman wrote: anyone seen the south park episode about this where they're all getting high off cat piss?

Yeah man, that one's hilarious. Isnt it where they find out they can get high off of cat piss, then they illegalize it because it is a problem, but Kenny still does it and gets "addicted"?

Loved that one.

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Real Americans knock themselves out by drinking too much beer. Fucking pussies.

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What's the point of this? I was in a conversation with some of my friends a couple of weeks ago. They said that it is an alternative to getting high. Which I am recalling that they said that.

If so.... idiots :P

It can also (like op said) be a way to ditch school, by being unconsious.

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Negative

I wouldn't do that because there is no pint in it. Plus I do have a little common sense.

My opinions are so useless, I don't even listen to them.

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I boldly lent my life to science in an experiment featuring the activity on which OP elaborates.

People that were present commented on how I was smiling with my cheeks bright red, the whole time.

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At 7/14/09 03:48 AM, Xaxrox wrote: ffffff

But now that I think about it, we used to eat chalk to get out of school.


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At 7/14/09 03:50 AM, Xaxrox wrote: But now that I think about it, we used to eat chalk to get out of school.

Why would they send you home for that? Only thing wrong about that is that you'd have a nasty taste in your mouth. You get off too easy. :P

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At 7/13/09 05:44 PM, Yiffy wrote: Didn't some kid die trying this because he popped a vein in his brain? Anyway, very stupid idea.

Yeah they can kill brain cells by doing this I hope they know why would you want to fuck up your body to begin with?

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