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Old, but funny nonetheless.

But in reality I've not met a lot of girls who were the type of always wanting you to buy expensive stuff. Au contraire, I once talked to a girl who said that the biggest argument that she had with her boyfriend was that he always wanted to buy brand stuff which is far more expensive than the cheap stuff she is satisfied with.
I buy my girlfriend stuff at times, but she never gets angry if I don't want to buy things, nor does she request me to buy it anyhow.
In reality, girls love to shop but don't always rely on their man to buy them lots of things.

its true girls dont put out its true

This is funny, but also tue.

wow brother, this is very good.
I'm gonna use this myself if you don't mind.
I'll always remember it it you who came up with this.
You sir, are very clever. And kudos to you for defending your masculinity by showing that gold digging bitch, that us men can think too.

Relationships shouldn't be based on sex and money. Also, it sounds like it'd be a relationship between two immature kids.

Haha, I loved that story. Actually that that guy was doing it for real, then, I guess not.

The only way to solve a problem like this is five across the eyes. She needs to learn that she has no rights, only privileges.

That woman is just a greedy prostitute. Think about it: she will only sleep with him if he spends money on her. I would prefer a woman who is honest about the fact that she is just in it for the money and names a price up front than the typical woman who pretends to be in it for something else and never actually names her specific price.

At 7/13/09 03:56 AM, Im-A-Pirate wrote: Girls -- Please have a sense of humour!

they never do
why waste your fucking time with them

guys is where it's at

At 7/13/09 08:08 AM, AllReligiousDrunk wrote: Relationships shouldn't be based on sex and money. Also, it sounds like it'd be a relationship between two immature kids.

Women just want money; men just want sex. What else is there to base it off of?

I wish people would stop complaining about how you'd lose your relationship if this happened, or how these two sound like immature kids, It's a freakin joke, laugh, that's what it's there for.

That hilarious, that guy is officially my hero.

OMG THAT IS SOOO FUNNEY

It's sort of funny, but you seem like more of a jerk than anything. Have fun losing your girlfriend and masturbating alone at night by yourself.

That's fucking hilarious! I never saw that coming lmao!

Revenge can be sooo sweet :)

I doubt its real, but its awesome none the less.

At 7/13/09 05:01 AM, MRedDragonO1 wrote: tl;dr I am a retard.

*facepalm*
Your retardedness depresses me.

Besides there's always hookers for the OP.

*clap clap clap clap clap clap*

Now why couldn't YOU think of that?
Do we really need to visit other forums for good stories?

All in all that was fabulous. Great story :)

At 7/13/09 11:03 AM, MonkeyV wrote: *clap clap clap clap clap clap*

Now why couldn't YOU think of that?
Do we really need to visit other forums for good stories?

All in all that was fabulous. Great story :)

Well, It's not like the WoW General forums are filled with great joke stories, so no, I don't visit other sites to see good stories.

Just to clarify: I did not write this. Please read the top of my first post.

It may be old, but it looks like alot of the people here haven't seen it.

At 7/13/09 04:14 AM, g0t wrote: This is an old ass joke and everyone that hasn't heard it by now is a moron. Even then, you might as well google it.

Sorry we're not all as 'sit-on-my-ass-on-the-internet' inclined as you. Go do me a favor and jump off a bridge.

Not sure if anyone's said this already, the guy on the WoW forums copy pasta'd it. It's all over the place. I've seen it many many times before.

Old joke is fucking old.

Nonetheless the person that came up with it (which is obviously not the person you got it from) is brilliant.

I'm so glad I read through this entire post, that was freakin' great!

Fucking. Epic..

i see a win here..

At 7/13/09 03:15 PM, DareDevilGuy wrote: Old joke is fucking old.

Nonetheless the person that came up with it (which is obviously not the person you got it from) is brilliant.

Want to hear an old joke?
Womens rights.

epic win!

Funny because I practically raped my boyfriend the first time we did it. Wimp.

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women knows sex is imporant to men and shopping is important to women.