I know many of you will not believe a word of what I am about to say, you will think that I'm just some little kid pretending to be bad-ass, or you might believe that it was not, in fact, an accident. I have to say it anyway. I accidentally tore the tag off my mattress. I assure you that it was actually an accident. I was walking across my room with a pair of sciscors and tripped, cutting the tag of the mattress.
There is no way I can come forward. Not a jury in the world would believe that I just happened to be walking with a pair of scissors and I just happened to trip and hit the tag. I have to go on the run. This is probably one of the last few posts I can make here. I have loaded up a car and I am driving to Mexico. I might even go farther to avoid extradition. I appologize in advance for any bad press a criminal can bring to this website. After all, the NG reputation has been destroyed by people like Jeff Weise, Livecorpse, Sirtom93, and now me. I regret what I have done so much, and I deserve everything that will happen to me on the run.
Please forgive me Newgrounds.