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ClockMuffin

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Posted at: 7/12/09 04:11 PM

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So i'm staying at my step-brother's house, and hes about 10 years older then I am. I might want to mention he's fucking insane. So his job is captaining a charter boat, and while i was fishing, the rod pulled and split in half. The half that broke fell into the water. This is a $500 rod that was given to him by one of his friends that died recently. I hid the half I had somewhere by the boat and he might find it. What the fuck do i do?

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Posted at: 7/12/09 04:12 PM

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Tell him, what happened.

whats up with shit threads today?
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At 7/12/09 04:11 PM, ClockMuffin wrote: What the fuck do i do?

You die.


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Posted at: 7/12/09 04:12 PM

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call ghost busters

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Posted at: 7/12/09 04:13 PM

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Oh, shit. Pretend like you never seen the rod before.

Does he operate a ferry?

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At 7/12/09 04:18 PM, FireBusterX wrote: Ok why is everyone posting threads that mean absolutely nothing...

maybe he did it for teh lulz?

anyways you should probably do nothing I'm sure he wont get Suspicious

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At 7/12/09 04:12 PM, EpicFail wrote:
At 7/12/09 04:11 PM, ClockMuffin wrote: What the fuck do i do?
You die.

i agree

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Posted at: 7/12/09 04:30 PM

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why are you worried? he has no reason to suspect you. or does he?


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Posted at: 7/12/09 04:31 PM

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Dude, just get some crazy glue, jeeeeeeeeeeeeeez

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Can you post a picture of set brother?

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Posted at: 7/12/09 04:33 PM

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Blame this hippie he looks guilty.

FUCK im dead

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Posted at: 7/12/09 04:33 PM

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Steal his boat and drive it into open waters, then bear knuckle box a bear to see wether or not he gets to kill you. Chances are the bear will kill you, but we'll cross that bridge when we get to it.


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At 7/12/09 04:11 PM, ClockMuffin wrote: So i'm staying at my step-brother's house, and hes about 10 years older then I am. I might want to mention he's fucking insane. So his job is captaining a charter boat, and while i was fishing, the rod pulled and split in half. The half that broke fell into the water. This is a $500 rod that was given to him by one of his friends that died recently. I hid the half I had somewhere by the boat and he might find it. What the fuck do i do?

Well I think that he should've known entrusting an expensive fishing rod to a dead person would've ended in tears...

Some people feel content to pour syrup on shit and call it pancakes their whole lives.


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At 7/12/09 04:28 PM, xWilson wrote:
At 7/12/09 04:12 PM, EpicFail wrote:
At 7/12/09 04:11 PM, ClockMuffin wrote: What the fuck do i do?
You die.
i agree

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Posted at: 7/12/09 04:45 PM

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Eeeeee, if you had the other half, what I would do is make it LOOK fixed, and it's the fault of whoever breaks it next.

However, in this case, you're pretty much fucked.


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Posted at: 7/12/09 04:46 PM

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Hid that shit and pretend you never touched it...

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Posted at: 7/12/09 04:48 PM

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At 7/12/09 04:11 PM, ClockMuffin wrote: What the fuck do i do?

blame another race of people

r.i.p. billy


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Posted at: 7/12/09 04:53 PM

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At 7/12/09 04:12 PM, Masterdjghost wrote: call ghost busters

NANANANAH! Ghostbusters! Wham!


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Posted at: 7/12/09 04:56 PM

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Take them, duct tape them together and sell it on ebay for double the value.

Obviously.

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At 7/12/09 04:11 PM, ClockMuffin wrote:
What the fuck do i do?

Blame the Bush administration.

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If he were insane you wouldn't have made it off the dock, I am insane and you would have been removing fishing lures from your small intestines and unwraping your veins from a buoy.

For my next trick, I will need a condom and a volunteer.

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At 7/12/09 04:33 PM, Jerich0 wrote: Blame this hippie he looks guilty.

Damn, random posts these days...

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Posted at: 7/12/09 05:00 PM

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and now young fishing rod breaker.........you will die

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Posted at: 7/12/09 05:05 PM

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Put it back where you found it and pretend you never touched it. If that doesn't work , avoid him at all costs.

I am very talented at the things people get arrested for.

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Posted at: 7/12/09 05:11 PM

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Get him a new one and pretend it was the one you broke.


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At 7/12/09 04:11 PM, ClockMuffin wrote: So i'm staying at my step-brother's house, and hes about 10 years older then I am. I might want to mention he's fucking insane. So his job is captaining a charter boat, and while i was fishing, the rod pulled and split in half. The half that broke fell into the water. This is a $500 rod that was given to him by one of his friends that died recently. I hid the half I had somewhere by the boat and he might find it. What the fuck do i do?

steal another one

or raise his friend back from the dead and make him give your brother another rod


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Posted at: 7/12/09 06:08 PM

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At 7/12/09 05:11 PM, Vidaria wrote: Get him a new one and pretend it was the one you broke.

this would probably be the best way to go around it

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Posted at: 7/12/09 06:08 PM

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Tell him. He's going to find out sooner or later and he'd be more pissed off if you tried to deceive him about it. Tell him you're sorry and that it was an accident.

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Posted at: 7/12/09 06:18 PM

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At 7/12/09 06:08 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: Tell him. He's going to find out sooner or later and he'd be more pissed off if you tried to deceive him about it. Tell him you're sorry and that it was an accident.

Avoid this at all costs. Wait until he is asleep and then tie him up. Then hitchhike somewhere where he won't find you.

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