FUCK im dead

[ClockMuffin]

So i'm staying at my step-brother's house, and hes about 10 years older then I am. I might want to mention he's fucking insane. So his job is captaining a charter boat, and while i was fishing, the rod pulled and split in half. The half that broke fell into the water. This is a $500 rod that was given to him by one of his friends that died recently. I hid the half I had somewhere by the boat and he might find it. What the fuck do i do?

[Master117chief]

Tell him, what happened.

whats up with shit threads today?

[Luke]

At 7/12/09 04:11 PM, ClockMuffin wrote: What the fuck do i do?

You die.

[Masterdjghost]

call ghost busters

[HooglyBoogly]

Oh, shit. Pretend like you never seen the rod before.

Does he operate a ferry?

[ZagmenO]

Find a scapegoat and blame it on him/her.

[TheCosmicFool1337]

At 7/12/09 04:18 PM, FireBusterX wrote: Ok why is everyone posting threads that mean absolutely nothing...

maybe he did it for teh lulz?

anyways you should probably do nothing I'm sure he wont get Suspicious

[xWilson]

At 7/12/09 04:12 PM, EpicFail wrote:

At 7/12/09 04:11 PM, ClockMuffin wrote: What the fuck do i do?

You die.

i agree

[Wtfpwn]

why are you worried? he has no reason to suspect you. or does he?

[Mz-frost95-fr]

Dude, just get some crazy glue, jeeeeeeeeeeeeeez

[Jerich0]

Blame this hippie he looks guilty.

[iateamexican]

Steal his boat and drive it into open waters, then bear knuckle box a bear to see wether or not he gets to kill you. Chances are the bear will kill you, but we'll cross that bridge when we get to it.

[BrockManson]

At 7/12/09 04:11 PM, ClockMuffin wrote: So i'm staying at my step-brother's house, and hes about 10 years older then I am. I might want to mention he's fucking insane. So his job is captaining a charter boat, and while i was fishing, the rod pulled and split in half. The half that broke fell into the water. This is a $500 rod that was given to him by one of his friends that died recently. I hid the half I had somewhere by the boat and he might find it. What the fuck do i do?

Well I think that he should've known entrusting an expensive fishing rod to a dead person would've ended in tears...

[brmalone]

At 7/12/09 04:28 PM, xWilson wrote:

At 7/12/09 04:12 PM, EpicFail wrote:

At 7/12/09 04:11 PM, ClockMuffin wrote: What the fuck do i do?

You die.

i agree

me to

[DM692]

Eeeeee, if you had the other half, what I would do is make it LOOK fixed, and it's the fault of whoever breaks it next.

However, in this case, you're pretty much fucked.

[biohasard]

Hid that shit and pretend you never touched it...

[seansobes]

At 7/12/09 04:11 PM, ClockMuffin wrote: What the fuck do i do?

blame another race of people

[catd77]

At 7/12/09 04:12 PM, Masterdjghost wrote: call ghost busters

NANANANAH! Ghostbusters! Wham!

[Atgod88]

If he were insane you wouldn't have made it off the dock, I am insane and you would have been removing fishing lures from your small intestines and unwraping your veins from a buoy.

[dec-1310]

At 7/12/09 04:33 PM, Jerich0 wrote: Blame this hippie he looks guilty.

Damn, random posts these days...

[XDusk]

Put it back where you found it and pretend you never touched it. If that doesn't work , avoid him at all costs.

[Vidaria]

Get him a new one and pretend it was the one you broke.

[SlayerX3]

At 7/12/09 04:11 PM, ClockMuffin wrote: So i'm staying at my step-brother's house, and hes about 10 years older then I am. I might want to mention he's fucking insane. So his job is captaining a charter boat, and while i was fishing, the rod pulled and split in half. The half that broke fell into the water. This is a $500 rod that was given to him by one of his friends that died recently. I hid the half I had somewhere by the boat and he might find it. What the fuck do i do?

steal another one

or raise his friend back from the dead and make him give your brother another rod

[DevourerJay]

At 7/12/09 05:11 PM, Vidaria wrote: Get him a new one and pretend it was the one you broke.

this would probably be the best way to go around it

[yurgenburgen]

Tell him. He's going to find out sooner or later and he'd be more pissed off if you tried to deceive him about it. Tell him you're sorry and that it was an accident.

[powerfuldude]

At 7/12/09 06:08 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: Tell him. He's going to find out sooner or later and he'd be more pissed off if you tried to deceive him about it. Tell him you're sorry and that it was an accident.

Avoid this at all costs. Wait until he is asleep and then tie him up. Then hitchhike somewhere where he won't find you.

[AngryCat]

Tell him. This is completely obvious.

Also, you have a userpage, you know.

[ifureadthisdie]

Kill yourself before he does

It'll be less painful

[TimeforplanB]

At 7/12/09 04:33 PM, Jerich0 wrote: Blame this hippie he looks guilty.

That's you isn't it?

[Tott]

Damn, I thought you were staying at your stepbrothers house because you were dead.

Chronology fuck