Transformers 2: Better/Worse Than..

[MattTheParanoidKat]

Oh, hello, I did not see you all there. Welcome to this creative analysis of the newest summer blockbuster spewed out from Michael Bay... That is Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. Now, if you have seen this film, like I did... and if you folks hates it, like I sure as shit did you may enjoy this little exercise.

Basically, this is a compare and contrast between Transformers 2 and other films... really bad films. Because Transformers 2, is pretty much an awful piece of fucking shit, and it makes me want to cockpunch everyone who thought it was a good film. But, I digress. If you did enjoy the film, this thread is NOT for you.

This idea evolved from this review: Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen Review by TheSpoonyOne. Basically, Spoony and his brother play a bit of a comparison between Transformers and other bad films they watched.

That same method is used here for you fine folks to participate in what films you'd rather watch than Transformers 2, or films that you feel Transformers 2 is less painful than. It is suggested that you share opinions with the others who post here. Let's use the example of Transformers 2 or Batman and Robin. One person could say Transformers is worst for one reason, and a nother could disagree that Batman and Robin is worst for another. It's a simple concept and method and a great way to interact because while we all have movies we hate more than Transformers: ROTF, we all can agree that these films suck.

So, what films would you rather watch over Transformers 2, or what films make Transformers 2 look tolerable in your eyes?

So, Transformers 2 or Not? What would you prefer?

[Aliensandwich]

I liked it. Megan Fox was an added bonus.

[Spirosgod]

I actually enjoyed it.

[Eclipse]

At 7/11/09 04:53 AM, Spirosgod wrote: I actually enjoyed it.

Yeah, it was pretty good. It had a bit more potential, but it was good anyways.

[WritingPad]

like every other guy, Megan Fox and Isabell Lucas made it all worth watching.

especially Isabell Lucas (even if she was a little slutty in the film)

[alucardxmeow]

It was good but the last fight scene was disappointing. I expected it to be epic and long, but instead it was short and optimus just beat both the robots like nothing.

[wdonica]

It had violnce, giant robots, violence, Megan Fox, violence, some humour, and violence.

What's not to like?

[Slingshot]

ISn't it wierd how nobody here seems to have read the entire first post. Here let me start off. Trandsformers 2 was better than meet the spartans and disaster movie and yet not as good as epic movie.

[TheBlueNeck]

It was a crappy movie, about what you'd expect from the last one, maybe a little worse.

The plot made little sense, the robots designs weren't very good in my opinion, the attempts a comedic relief were terrible, and Shia Labeouf and Megan Fox are shitty, unlikable actors.

Can we leave it now?

[MattTheParanoidKat]

I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE FUCKING SOUL!!!

Clearly people missed the point of this topic.

It's a compare and contrast, between Transformers 2 and other bad films from people who hated it!

Please, if you did like you, don't post. This is for people who hated the film.

Now, I will like to say this now... if you liked this film for Megan Fox... you have absolutely low standards of what makes a film enjoyable. I am the first person to admit her sexiness, but MY GOD PEOPLE, HER SHOWING HER ASS DOES NOT MAKE THIS FILM GOOD! Hell, we see John Turturro's fucking package longer than we see Megan Fox's ass. Stop thinking with your dicks you fucking assholes.

Sorry about that folks, I had a mental breakdown at the stupidity presented her.

READ THE THREAD!

[TacticalShoe]

At 7/11/09 04:58 AM, Brass wrote: Acting was good as well.

I'm gonna go kill myself, now.

Fucking acting..... in a Michael Bay movie......

[Valz]

The action was amazing as well as the Transformers themselves , but I have to agree it sucked.

Michael Bay is all about tits, action, violence & explosions. I took my nephews to go see it & was highly disappointed with the added profanity as well as the semi-sex scenes. Considering the first movie did so well without all that crap. I was surprised when I am in a theater full of kids & one of the twin robots blurted out "pussy". I sat there & noticed that other adults with kids had that questioning look on their faces of, "Did they just say what I think?"

They aimed this towards kids, go check out the toy section of any store. Believe me, I spent $100 on new Transformers for my nephews. I actually enjoyed the first movie 290% more than this one. I'm sure they will push the evenlope even further in the third installment.

[HooglyBoogly]

Transformers 2 was entirely better than Epic Movie. I'd rather get kicked in the nuts than have to sit through Epic Movie to be truthful.

[MattTheParanoidKat]

Transformers 2 or Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li

It's pretty hard to choose, because they are both pretty much fucking god awful, and shitty adaptations of something that's entirely better. But, I will say that Legend of Chun-Li was better than Transformers 2. First off, it's an hour shorrter than Transformers 2, and while I'd wouldn't watch either, I'd take less time... that and Trnsformers 2 feels longer. Plus, atleast Legend of Chun-Li had throwbacks to the Alpha series, where Transformers 2 is just drawn out and stupid with nothing from G1.

[JoeyCentral]

Yeah why did they add a whore to the movie. I mean, it changes the whole movie from adventure to xxx

[ratchetrockon]

I thought the movie was pretty good in my opinion..

[xWilson]

I liked it better than the first

[ThePhantomGamer]

I liked it. The first one was better, but I like it.

[ngfan14]

Transformers 2 sucked so much that I can tolerate watching the first one.

[Kool-Aid]

I thought it was alot better. More action. And Megan fox

[killerhatch]

I'm sorry Matt that you got sand in your vagina or had a period while watching it, It was a great movie!
Everyone in the cinema was laughing!
And who gives a fuck about the plot anyway?

[ngfan14]

At 7/13/09 01:03 AM, CrazedKiller-X wrote: Transformers 2 had way more special effects, and alot clearer sound, so i'm going to go with the sequal for once...

At 7/13/09 01:08 AM, Blackfang wrote: I thought it was alot better. More action. And Megan fox

Can anyone here take the time to read the OP? The question was "So, what films would you rather watch over Transformers 2, or what films make Transformers 2 look tolerable in your eyes?" This thread isn't for talking about what you liked about the movie or how it was better.

[homor]

NO, YOU IDIOTS. NO.

THIS TOPIC ISN'T FUCKING ABOUT "WHAT YOU THOUGHT ABOUT THE MOVIE" OR WHATEVER SHITTY STUPID FUCKING OPINION THAT POPS INTO YOUR PUNY FUCKIN' HEAD.

did you idiots even READ the first post, or did you just skim it and thought "FUCK IT I WANA TALK ABUT DA MOIVE!!!!!"

GOOD GOOD MAN. I AM SO PISSED AT YOU IDIOTS.

this guy comes up with a clever idea for a topic, AND YOU FUCKING SHIT ALL OVER IT AND TURN IT INTO A GENERIC MOVIE TOPIC. i hate you all, every last fucking one of you. go die.

[DevourerJay]

At 7/11/09 04:52 AM, Aliensandwich wrote: I liked it. Megan Fox was an added bonus.

of shit.... she sucked... i rather look at someone else

except for kristen dunzt

[Luxury-Yacht]

Fuck everyone who stated that Megan Fox is a reason to see Transformers 2.

I don't fucking understand why ANYONE would pay to see a movie because it has a hot female actress in it when you can find equally hot, if not hotter, women on the internet FOR FREE, TAKING DICKS INTO THEIR ASSES. In addition, good looks does NOT equal a better movie. Being pretty only matters if it is an integral part of the character, and Megan Fox's character can be summed up as a damsel in distress piece of eye candy who is easily replaced, so she may as well not even be in the damned movie.

[JadeTheAssassin]

Some of you need to SERIOUSLY consider getting an eye exam, or a literacy test to make sure you can read and comprehend the written word properly.

Jesus Christ.

I haven't seen Transformers 2, so I don't have a "it's better than" comparison. SORRY MATT.

[thekingofmadness]

Two words: Megan fox.

[Spiff]

I'm not a big fan of Transformers, so I don't really intend to see it anyway.

[SeraphimFalling]

At 7/11/09 05:09 AM, TheBlueNeck wrote: It was a crappy movie, about what you'd expect from the last one, maybe a little worse.

The plot made little sense, the robots designs weren't very good in my opinion, the attempts a comedic relief were terrible, and Shia Labeouf and Megan Fox are shitty, unlikable actors.

Can we leave it now?

I agree. That movie just seemed like it was made for dumbass pre teens with to much sex drive. So what if meagan fox is hot? she's still a shitty actor. Shilo actually has potential as an actor and it's wasted in these brainless stupid movies.

[Brazilman]

worse ..nuff said