Somethings that happened to me back in middle school are....

The assistant principal got caught molesting some girl and he ran out of the school. He got arrested now :)

There was some kinda gas leak in my school and everybody had to go outside. A bunch of kids ran home and nobody got in trouble. (I got home early that day cause of that leak :D )

A gigantic Haitians Vs Jamaicans Vs Spanish fight....

That one period of time where there were fights everyday , and like all the kids would go down the street to wendys to see it and police always came near the end and we ran. Lasted for about a month.

Kid in my class got his water bottle taken away and he threw a desk at the teacher.

Lots of crazy fights.

A few years back a teacher called Mr. Smith (not a fake name), was fired for looking at porn in his office and not closing the web-pages, a student saw the pages while talking to him and needed councelling and spiritual help and shit, it went on for a while. Fairly recently there was a stabbing, [THIS]
the guy was a 'gangster' and wasn't exactly nice to deal with.

Most recently there was [THIS]

That's all.

Wow. I get back on the computer, 10 hours after I initially made this thread, and it's still on page 1? Niiiice.

I got a few:

In 8th grade my 7th grade teacher stapled a test to a kids head

Near the end of the year on the last day of after school program i screamed You suck! at the teacher cuz if i got banned it wouldnt matter and he started laughing.

My teacher was talking how he became a teacher.... Comunity service.

The same teacher started prank calling the other teachers

We dropped a textbook around a shellshocked teacher and he hit the deck

lmao, well there are 2, one time the principal was caught getting his sausage slurped by a mexican stripper whore in the "what he thought to have been" locked office. And number 2 is when a dude got his grains bursted on a baseball feild. the nutshells seriously busted open..

This girl got shot with a taser for peeing on the shoe of one of the security guards.

haha... oh.. sweden

It's sad how pretty much all of you make stories up.
I understand the porn ones, but definitely not the ones with the mexican stripper being fucked by the principal.
That doesn't happen.

The only exciting thing that happened at my School last year was some stupid 6th grade kid pulled the fire alarm. We had to stand outside for 20 fucking minutes in 90+ degree temperatures.

Me and my friends were selling drugs and the day after we stopped and had no more pot the principle and a police officer searched his locker and did a body search on him. On the last day of this year the grade 12's pulled the fire alarm and shot everyone with frozen paintballs except my teacher knew so we just stayed in

Once I threw up during the national anthem. I remember it was orange, too.

At 7/10/09 11:54 AM, SlayerX3 wrote: I almost was stabbed by a homo kid I used to bully on my primary school

the bastar brought a blind edge knive to stab me, they took the knive away from him while he was at the cafeteria long before he could have a chance to do it, I still kept making jokes about him

LuLz worth

From your picture, you look like a douchebag who should be stabbed multiple times

Girl died of Cancer. I giggled my self to sleep to watch them treat a girl no knew like there best-friends.

When I was in third grade, a lunch lady hit a kid. That's all I can think of...

I can only remember a few interesting things that happened at my school. Since a few years before I started attending, it seems to be a tradition to set the restrooms on fire during the summer (They're in a portable building). Last year, a girl was paralyzed during a soccer game. Towards the end of that year, someone ran into a power pole and knocked out the power for a couple of hours.

Oh, and a couple of years ago, my old middle school math teacher was arrested on child molestation charges. Other than that, it's just the usual bi-monthly slap fight between the freshmen.

Someone would light the garbages on fire and one time they just left and the whole bathroom went up in flames but we got a kickass new bathroom out of it so not bad.

Once during lunch a kid tried to start a Food Fight.. It Failed.. He got suspended for a few days...

strict schools ftw?

Well, there's three:

this year, a kid in 9th grade had swine flu.

and sometime in 2006 they did a search because someone claimed to have a bomb. they found a homemade grenade on one kid, but this was before i went to the school i'm at now.

early 2008 there was weed and a bebe gun in someone's locker.

most memorable things for me. :\

I pulled the fire alarm once, I'm so fucking hardcore

At 7/10/09 06:23 PM, aSquared94 wrote: Some kid got pissed and punched a hole in the wall once, i thought that was pretty damn funny. It reminded me of that episode of The Office.... anybody know which one I'm talkin about?

Yeah, the one were Andy gets pissed because he can't find his cell phone, which had this really idiotic ringtone he made. I remember I laughed ALOT when I sawbit XD

At 7/10/09 02:32 PM, bobtheplaya wrote: a kid shit his pants while he was in the restroom (how the...?)

LOL WUT.

Bill Clinton gave a speech at my school. it was pretty cool i guess. they place was on fucking lockdown. guards at every door. Snipers on the roof.

yeah, really.

Only the student council get to hear him though.

Some girl jumped off our third floor balcony.

At 7/10/09 11:54 AM, SlayerX3 wrote: I almost was stabbed by a homo kid I used to bully on my primary school

the bastar brought a blind edge knive to stab me, they took the knive away from him while he was at the cafeteria long before he could have a chance to do it, I still kept making jokes about him

LuLz worth

Well in that case, u shouldn't have bullied him to begin with u stupid twat.

Anyway, the wierdest/funniest thing thats ever happened at my school was when I was in an art lesson, but since the art rooms were being used for exams we needed to use an English Class room instead, and one of the students spilt an entire tray of chalk pastils onto the carpet. Of course the english teacher went mental at us, which was amusing as it was hard to take him seriously when half of his class room looked like it was owned by hippies!

It still looks a little bit rainbow coulered to this day! X)

At 7/10/09 10:33 PM, starownage3 wrote: I got a few:

In 8th grade my 7th grade teacher stapled a test to a kids head

Near the end of the year on the last day of after school program i screamed You suck! at the teacher cuz if i got banned it wouldnt matter and he started laughing.

My teacher was talking how he became a teacher.... Comunity service.

The same teacher started prank calling the other teachers

We dropped a textbook around a shellshocked teacher and he hit the deck

I just remembered another. Someone make laxitive cookies for somone and he ended up shitting his pants and he ran home from school like a bowl legged person.

At 7/11/09 05:01 PM, starownage3 wrote:

At 7/10/09 10:33 PM, starownage3 wrote: I got a few:

In 8th grade my 7th grade teacher stapled a test to a kids head

Near the end of the year on the last day of after school program i screamed You suck! at the teacher cuz if i got banned it wouldnt matter and he started laughing.

My teacher was talking how he became a teacher.... Comunity service.

The same teacher started prank calling the other teachers

We dropped a textbook around a shellshocked teacher and he hit the deck

I just remembered another. Someone make laxitive cookies for somone and he ended up shitting his pants and he ran home from school like a bowl legged person.

I just remembered another thing. My 7th grade teacher that stpled a test to some kid made the whole class repeat "Iam gay" 100 times. not kidding. When I was in 8th grade she was also watching lesbian porn around the time she stapled the test to some kid.

Someone stole a whole box full of new calculators and the whole class was stopped for like 4 hours4 hours

A bunch of condoms lying around.

A cover band did an awesome cover of Battery by Metallica. Apart from that, there's been gun threats every other month. So long as I'm not in the sights of a gun, I could give two shits less.

At 7/10/09 11:53 AM, evan210 wrote: The school's grading system said that I failed lunch.

No shit mine did too.