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I don't care what you believe or how you worship, but for the love of your god, stay out of America's convenience stores...

Discuss the weirdest things you've seen for sale in one of these places.

Goddamnit Christianity...


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Oh my lord.
Bible Heroes, Bible Go Fish...
Who'd honestly buy them?

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I think they should make an animation movie about Jesus.
It will be 3D and Jesus has to bash the evil armies of Xenu and save the world.

And then there should be a PS3 game about him and Tom Fulp should work on that.

Also, that toy seems to be one of tjose 5 cents supermarket stuff.

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At 7/10/09 08:20 AM, ThoseSneakyFrench wrote: I don't care what you believe or how you worship, but for the love of your god, stay out of America's convenience stores...
Discuss the weirdest things you've seen for sale in one of these places.

You concern is Christianity in convenience stores? I think you're forgetting a more important place for them to stay the hell out of.

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I'm reading Marx.

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At 7/10/09 08:23 AM, Lost-Chances wrote: I think you're forgetting a more important place for them to stay the hell out of.

Hell?

Goddamnit Christianity...


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Weirdest thing I've seen in a convenience store? It would have to be this lighter I saw one time, it was in the shape of a naked woman and the flame shot out of her head, but you had to sort of prime it by messing with the nipples.

Which were blue for some reason.

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At 7/10/09 08:24 AM, ThoseSneakyFrench wrote:
At 7/10/09 08:23 AM, Lost-Chances wrote: I think you're forgetting a more important place for them to stay the hell out of.
Hell?

Begins with a letter P and we have a forum where pseudo-intelligent people gather to talk about it.

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At 7/10/09 08:24 AM, ThoseSneakyFrench wrote: Hell?

They look fun, Moses has a fucking stick, you must go back and buy him.


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At 7/10/09 08:26 AM, Lost-Chances wrote: Begins with a letter P and we have a forum where pseudo-intelligent people gather to talk about it.

Penis?


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At 7/10/09 08:26 AM, Lost-Chances wrote: Begins with a letter P and we have a forum where pseudo-intelligent people gather to talk about it.

Oh! Programming!

Yeah, I agree, hopefully these guys will never code a Bible video game. Their toys are bad enough.

Goddamnit Christianity...


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At 7/10/09 08:25 AM, Danielthelash wrote: Weirdest thing I've seen in a convenience store? It would have to be this lighter I saw one time, it was in the shape of a naked woman and the flame shot out of her head, but you had to sort of prime it by messing with the nipples.

Which were blue for some reason.

I found the 'duck with a dick' toy in a convenience store once. Top that.
But yeah, I'm guessing that's America once again?

Goddamnit Christianity...

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I want a Jesus Action figure...


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At 7/10/09 08:24 AM, ThoseSneakyFrench wrote:
At 7/10/09 08:23 AM, Lost-Chances wrote: I think you're forgetting a more important place for them to stay the hell out of.
Hell?

IS THAT A MOSES ACTION FIGURE?!
Where is this convienience store, my good man?


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At 7/10/09 08:30 AM, ThoseSneakyFrench wrote:
At 7/10/09 08:26 AM, Lost-Chances wrote: Begins with a letter P and we have a forum where pseudo-intelligent people gather to talk about it.
Oh! Programming!

Yeah, I agree, hopefully these guys will never code a Bible video game. Their toys are bad enough.

Oh yes. I forgot Newgrounds is in one of those moods.

This looks relevant.

Goddamnit Christianity...

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At 7/10/09 08:24 AM, ThoseSneakyFrench wrote:
At 7/10/09 08:23 AM, Lost-Chances wrote: I think you're forgetting a more important place for them to stay the hell out of.
Hell?

For the sake of making a jaded personage more badass I am going to falsely assume that's a shield and crossbow he comes equipped with there. So fuck yeah.


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Sounds like something they would sell in a dollar store just dont think about it and youll be just fine. I dont see the big deal.

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What the fuck?
Who would even make these crap?


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At 7/10/09 09:00 AM, Pokemonpoeguygcn wrote: What the fuck?
Who would even make these crap?

Christians?

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Lol kinda silly.

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Before we know we will have Pokemon: The Bible version!


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At 7/10/09 09:46 AM, Icnatspeel wrote: Before we know we will have Pokemon: The Bible version!

Wild, Bible book appeared.

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At 7/10/09 09:48 AM, DrClay wrote:
At 7/10/09 09:46 AM, Icnatspeel wrote: Before we know we will have Pokemon: The Bible version!
Wild, Bible book appeared.

I choose you, Baby Moses!


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At 7/10/09 09:50 AM, Icnatspeel wrote:
At 7/10/09 09:48 AM, DrClay wrote:
At 7/10/09 09:46 AM, Icnatspeel wrote: Before we know we will have Pokemon: The Bible version!
Wild, Bible book appeared.
I choose you, Baby Moses!

...oh wow...

Goddamnit Christianity...

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Oh, it screams, "business!"


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At 7/10/09 08:20 AM, ThoseSneakyFrench wrote: I don't care what you believe or how you worship, but for the love of your god, stay out of America's convenience stores...

Damn man, what stores are you going to?

Attack nuns...

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At 7/10/09 08:32 AM, FurryDemon wrote: I want a Jesus Action figure...

Found one

Goddamnit Christianity...


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I don't believe in Greek mythology but I would happily buy a game about it.

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Avgn's Bible games video.


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this thread has win written all over it.

therealanimator for mod!!

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