Be a Supporter!

Fun with my half deaf sister.

  • 1,291 Views
  • 54 Replies
New Topic
HAHABUSBOY
HAHABUSBOY
  • Member since: Jun. 20, 2009
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 06
Blank Slate
Fun with my half deaf sister. Jul. 10th, 2009 @ 07:33 AM

First of all, no offense to other half-deaf people. Just my sister.

1) When we are in the car, I play the name game. While this could have a different meaning to people with normal hearing, for my sister it is played like this: Start saying her name very quietly and keep saying it louder and louder. And then when she hears it, you yell "OMG NEW WORLD RECORD!"

2) When I walk past her, I've found out I can just blurt out any cuss word in front of her and she either doesn't hear it or nods and smiles.

3) I like to call our house phone and watch as she sits at her computer, completely oblivious to the fact that there is a very loud ringing going on. Then when I tell her the phone is ringing, she either doesn't hear it or nods and smiles.

Just thought I would explain to you how I treat my half-deaf sister. Just imagine the fun when she completely can't hear.


Are you one of those weird people who likes doing surveys for money? I would suggest you click this.
Free Stuff. Do Surveys. Easy.

reviewer2
reviewer2
  • Member since: Jul. 3, 2007
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 15
Blank Slate
Response to Fun with my half deaf sister. Jul. 10th, 2009 @ 07:35 AM

You, sir, are one sick fuck.

Armissea
Armissea
  • Member since: Dec. 30, 2003
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Supporter
Level 55
Gamer
Response to Fun with my half deaf sister. Jul. 10th, 2009 @ 07:37 AM

It will get boring after a while still its pretty fucked up you are making fun of someone who has a disability.


BBS Signature
HAHABUSBOY
HAHABUSBOY
  • Member since: Jun. 20, 2009
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 06
Blank Slate
Response to Fun with my half deaf sister. Jul. 10th, 2009 @ 07:38 AM

At 7/10/09 07:37 AM, Ultor wrote: It will get boring after a while still its pretty fucked up you are making fun of someone who has a disability.

What she doesn't know won't hurt her. Same thing can be said with what she doesn't hear.


Are you one of those weird people who likes doing surveys for money? I would suggest you click this.
Free Stuff. Do Surveys. Easy.

reviewer2
reviewer2
  • Member since: Jul. 3, 2007
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 15
Blank Slate
Response to Fun with my half deaf sister. Jul. 10th, 2009 @ 07:38 AM

At 7/10/09 07:38 AM, HAHABUSBOY wrote:
At 7/10/09 07:37 AM, Ultor wrote: It will get boring after a while still its pretty fucked up you are making fun of someone who has a disability.
What she doesn't know won't hurt her. Same thing can be said with what she doesn't hear.

You, sir, an even more of a sick fuck.

AwesomeRific
AwesomeRific
  • Member since: Aug. 2, 2007
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 07
Blank Slate
Response to Fun with my half deaf sister. Jul. 10th, 2009 @ 07:38 AM

OH, and the jokes just keep on coming!


BBS Signature
homor
homor
  • Member since: Nov. 11, 2005
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 15
Gamer
Response to Fun with my half deaf sister. Jul. 10th, 2009 @ 07:39 AM

man fuck your sister.

all she ever did was love you, what kind of respect is that? "love"? she totally deserves everything she gets!

i'm sure your parents are so proud of their son who mis-treats his poor half-deaf sister to amuse himself.

how DARE she be half deaf? the horrid bitch!


"Guns don't kill people, the government does."
- Dale Gribble
Please do not contact Homor to get your message added to this sig, there is no more room.

BBS Signature
General-Malcontent
General-Malcontent
  • Member since: Jun. 16, 2009
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 02
Blank Slate
Response to Fun with my half deaf sister. Jul. 10th, 2009 @ 07:40 AM

With the way you behave twords your own family I wouldn't trade a bucket of piss for your future. Have fun being alone and self destructive.


These are the final days of western decadance. Eat it up like the pigs that you are.

BBS Signature
HAHABUSBOY
HAHABUSBOY
  • Member since: Jun. 20, 2009
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 06
Blank Slate
Response to Fun with my half deaf sister. Jul. 10th, 2009 @ 07:40 AM

At 7/10/09 07:39 AM, homor wrote: man fuck your sister.

all she ever did was love you, what kind of respect is that? "love"? she totally deserves everything she gets!

i'm sure your parents are so proud of their son who mis-treats his poor half-deaf sister to amuse himself.

how DARE she be half deaf? the horrid bitch!

Don't worry my friends do this stuff too. Btw, don't judge me until you've met her. I have pretty fucked up sisters. Except for one. She is awesome.


Are you one of those weird people who likes doing surveys for money? I would suggest you click this.
Free Stuff. Do Surveys. Easy.

AwesomeRific
AwesomeRific
  • Member since: Aug. 2, 2007
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 07
Blank Slate
Response to Fun with my half deaf sister. Jul. 10th, 2009 @ 07:42 AM

I don't think it would matter if I met her, she wouldn't be able to hear me anyway!


BBS Signature
masterchef56
masterchef56
  • Member since: Sep. 7, 2007
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 12
Blank Slate
Response to Fun with my half deaf sister. Jul. 10th, 2009 @ 07:43 AM

Now here is another great example of why I hate being a 14 year old. Because I get people like this with my age.

fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck


You guys are all real swell.

BBS Signature
RubberTrucky
RubberTrucky
  • Member since: Mar. 27, 2005
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 10
Blank Slate
Response to Fun with my half deaf sister. Jul. 10th, 2009 @ 07:43 AM

You sneaky son-of-a-poptart.

I do hope you compensate these shenanigans with some other respectful attitude towards her.


RubberJournal: READY DOESN'T EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE IT!
Mathematics club: we have beer and exponentials.
Cartoon club: Cause Toons>> Charlie Sheen+Raptor

BBS Signature
HAHABUSBOY
HAHABUSBOY
  • Member since: Jun. 20, 2009
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 06
Blank Slate
Response to Fun with my half deaf sister. Jul. 10th, 2009 @ 07:46 AM

At 7/10/09 07:43 AM, RubberTrucky wrote: You sneaky son-of-a-poptart.

I do hope you compensate these shenanigans with some other respectful attitude towards her.

See, that's what people don't get. I'm nice to her most of the time and I talk to her and stuff, but this is my way of bothering her.


Are you one of those weird people who likes doing surveys for money? I would suggest you click this.
Free Stuff. Do Surveys. Easy.

reviewer2
reviewer2
  • Member since: Jul. 3, 2007
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 15
Blank Slate
Response to Fun with my half deaf sister. Jul. 10th, 2009 @ 07:47 AM

This.

jerk.jpg

Fun with my half deaf sister.

homor
homor
  • Member since: Nov. 11, 2005
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 15
Gamer
Response to Fun with my half deaf sister. Jul. 10th, 2009 @ 07:49 AM

At 7/10/09 07:40 AM, HAHABUSBOY wrote: Don't worry my friends do this stuff too.

yes! because being an emotionless uncaring monster is okay AS LONG AS MAH FRIENDS BE DOIN' IT TOO 'CAUSE WE GANGSTER!

Btw, don't judge me until you've met her.

i don't even need to meet her to know she deserves a better brother than you,

I have pretty fucked up sisters. Except for one. She is awesome.

yeah! fuck your sisters! how dare they be your family members and love you?! dicks! you have a total right to not love them!

your sisters are quite obviously on par with brothers and sisters in Africa who sell their siblings to drug cartel as slave labor. no WAIT, they're WORSE! how dare they be your sisters?! bastards!


"Guns don't kill people, the government does."
- Dale Gribble
Please do not contact Homor to get your message added to this sig, there is no more room.

BBS Signature
homor
homor
  • Member since: Nov. 11, 2005
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 15
Gamer
Response to Fun with my half deaf sister. Jul. 10th, 2009 @ 07:53 AM

At 7/10/09 07:46 AM, HAHABUSBOY wrote: See, that's what people don't get. I'm nice to her most of the time and I talk to her and stuff, but this is my way of bothering her.

look see, you dudes just don't get it! i'm nice to her most of the time when i'm not exploiting her disability for my own amusement! honest!


"Guns don't kill people, the government does."
- Dale Gribble
Please do not contact Homor to get your message added to this sig, there is no more room.

BBS Signature
AwesomeRific
AwesomeRific
  • Member since: Aug. 2, 2007
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 07
Blank Slate
Response to Fun with my half deaf sister. Jul. 10th, 2009 @ 07:55 AM

Homor, stfu.


BBS Signature
Shakyjake
Shakyjake
  • Member since: May. 7, 2005
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 22
Programmer
Response to Fun with my half deaf sister. Jul. 10th, 2009 @ 07:57 AM

I have a mate who is half-deaf... He tried to teach us sign language but the only words in sign language he knew were "many" and "biscuit".

Not exactly helpful.

Lost-Chances
Lost-Chances
  • Member since: Jun. 19, 2004
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 46
Blank Slate
Response to Fun with my half deaf sister. Jul. 10th, 2009 @ 07:57 AM

At 7/10/09 07:55 AM, AwesomeRific wrote: Homor, stfu.

Nice constructive post there. I can tell you put a lot of thought into that.


This too will pass.
Memento mori

BBS Signature
Halberd
Halberd
  • Member since: Aug. 22, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 30
Movie Buff
Response to Fun with my half deaf sister. Jul. 10th, 2009 @ 07:57 AM

It'd be funny if she got perfect hearing, and you became completely deaf!
irony.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NguTypiXqqY
ILLEGAL MARIJUANA RELATED ACTIVITIES
The hand I killed your children with masturbates to the memory of it

homor
homor
  • Member since: Nov. 11, 2005
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 15
Gamer
Response to Fun with my half deaf sister. Jul. 10th, 2009 @ 07:58 AM

At 7/10/09 07:55 AM, AwesomeRific wrote: Homor, stfu.

no! not STFU! the ULTIMATE INTERNET DEFENSE!

oh god, i am melting! the sheer power of STFU HAS THWARTED ME! AND I AM UNDONE.


"Guns don't kill people, the government does."
- Dale Gribble
Please do not contact Homor to get your message added to this sig, there is no more room.

BBS Signature
zee666
zee666
  • Member since: Apr. 4, 2009
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 06
Blank Slate
Response to Fun with my half deaf sister. Jul. 10th, 2009 @ 08:01 AM

Push dat bitch down some stairs and then you truly are great!


Like my cig? Hah!

BBS Signature
reviewer2
reviewer2
  • Member since: Jul. 3, 2007
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 15
Blank Slate
Response to Fun with my half deaf sister. Jul. 10th, 2009 @ 08:04 AM

At 7/10/09 07:57 AM, Shakyjake wrote: I have a mate who is half-deaf... He tried to teach us sign language but the only words in sign language he knew were "many" and "biscuit".

Not exactly helpful.

It is if they want many biscuits.

Halberd
Halberd
  • Member since: Aug. 22, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 30
Movie Buff
Response to Fun with my half deaf sister. Jul. 10th, 2009 @ 08:04 AM

At 7/10/09 07:58 AM, homor wrote:
At 7/10/09 07:55 AM, AwesomeRific wrote: Homor, stfu.
no! not STFU! the ULTIMATE INTERNET DEFENSE!

oh god, i am melting! the sheer power of STFU HAS THWARTED ME! AND I AM UNDONE.

no u


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NguTypiXqqY
ILLEGAL MARIJUANA RELATED ACTIVITIES
The hand I killed your children with masturbates to the memory of it

collegedude1
collegedude1
  • Member since: Dec. 12, 2005
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 35
Blank Slate
Response to Fun with my half deaf sister. Jul. 10th, 2009 @ 08:17 AM

I hope this isn't real, i'm so hoping its a joke
Thats nit nice to do to your sister because she is deaf thats really cruel.

Imagine if someone did that to you would you feel good about yourself.

RubberTrucky
RubberTrucky
  • Member since: Mar. 27, 2005
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 10
Blank Slate
Response to Fun with my half deaf sister. Jul. 10th, 2009 @ 08:17 AM

At 7/10/09 07:46 AM, HAHABUSBOY wrote:
See, that's what people don't get. I'm nice to her most of the time and I talk to her and stuff, but this is my way of bothering her.

I do grant that right to people who are close by those with a dysfunctional body, as long as the victim can stand it.
But it is quite to be frowned upon to go bragging about it to everyone else.


RubberJournal: READY DOESN'T EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE IT!
Mathematics club: we have beer and exponentials.
Cartoon club: Cause Toons>> Charlie Sheen+Raptor

BBS Signature
reviewer2
reviewer2
  • Member since: Jul. 3, 2007
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 15
Blank Slate
Response to Fun with my half deaf sister. Jul. 10th, 2009 @ 08:19 AM

At 7/10/09 08:17 AM, RubberTrucky wrote: I do grant that right to people who are close by those with a dysfunctional body, as long as the victim can stand it.
But it is quite to be frowned upon to go bragging about it to everyone else.

I flip off blind people!
I'm so cool!

HAHABUSBOY
HAHABUSBOY
  • Member since: Jun. 20, 2009
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 06
Blank Slate
Response to Fun with my half deaf sister. Jul. 10th, 2009 @ 08:22 AM

At 7/10/09 08:17 AM, RubberTrucky wrote:
At 7/10/09 07:46 AM, HAHABUSBOY wrote:
See, that's what people don't get. I'm nice to her most of the time and I talk to her and stuff, but this is my way of bothering her.
I do grant that right to people who are close by those with a dysfunctional body, as long as the victim can stand it.
But it is quite to be frowned upon to go bragging about it to everyone else.

I can understand this kind of critisism, but Homor, wow. Just take it somewhere else, let's just let this die if your THIS OPPOSED TO IT.


Are you one of those weird people who likes doing surveys for money? I would suggest you click this.
Free Stuff. Do Surveys. Easy.

The-Hitman
The-Hitman
  • Member since: Mar. 17, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 12
Blank Slate
Response to Fun with my half deaf sister. Jul. 10th, 2009 @ 08:23 AM

At 7/10/09 08:19 AM, reviewer2 wrote:
At 7/10/09 08:17 AM, RubberTrucky wrote: I do grant that right to people who are close by those with a dysfunctional body, as long as the victim can stand it.
But it is quite to be frowned upon to go bragging about it to everyone else.
I flip off blind people!
I'm so cool!

I beat up amputees with their own prosthetic limbs!

WORSHIP ME!
Lolzer
Lolzer
  • Member since: Dec. 2, 2007
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 08
Gamer
Response to Fun with my half deaf sister. Jul. 10th, 2009 @ 08:24 AM

You sir are one double shit fucker...