So, as i was walking home from school today, i got a taste of the great british weather. Rain. Now, being the ignorant person i am, i didn't actually bother watching the weather forecast. I saw a nice, shiny gold car slowly approach me, with a particularly shady looking fellow in. "Want a ride?" He questioned. The "STRANGA DANGER" Sirens went off in my head. So, i simply stated "Fuck no."
After that, the man frowned, and i ran as fast as i could, back to my house, which thankfully was very close. The car sped up to follow me, and i fumbled to unlock the door. I hopped inside, and locked the door, as the man exited his car. I leant against the door, listening to him asking me to come outside, as he had a 'present' in his car. I walked into the kitchen, a devious plan forming. I grabbed some Tabasco (Damn, i love that stuff) and poured it into one of those spray bottles (The ones for disciplining cats, and watering plants). I pressed opened the letterbox, and said "Hey, dickweed! Down here." I saw his face lower down to the letterbox to greet me. As soon as he was at eye level, i said "Here's my present, asshole." And i sprayed him with Tabasco. "Now get outta here before i call the police".